I need some serious help Sup Forums

I need some serious help Sup Forums
Be me:
> Birthday is tomorrow, want to do something fun
> sitting at work bored af
> decide to roam on Craigslist personals
> bad idea.png
> come across a few interesting personals
> find one that seems somewhat interesting
> Text her
> She texts back requesting a photo
> I send her a pic on condition she send me one first
> alpha.jpg
> conversation goes back and forth
> I ask if it's free or do I pay
> she takes donations
> broke af
> asks for cock picture
> send her my hung 9 inch bruiser
> she's amazed
> requests that I come fuck her for free
> can't beat free.img
> park at hotel, and text her
> signals me to room
> invites me inside and leaps on me like a fucking cougar hunting prey
> get undressed
> dark af in the room, only thing on is tv
> I get undressed and lay down while she's in panties
> hold on, wtf is that?.png
> outline of pure femboy dingaling

Shall I continue?
TLDR: My encounter with a trap.
Share your unexpected moments with a fellow Sup Forumsro

Pic unrelated

Loser

continue im interested

Continue friend

Please tell me you bailed

Finish story faggot

More pics faggot

Is this her? Did you not notice the fun dangley bits there?

Post both the 9 inch and that traps pics please

> Stare at ding ding like a deer in headlights
> it notices
> starts kissing me cheek and rubbing my body
> I can feel it's junk sliding up and down my pelvic area
> disgusted.png
> At this point, it's for experimental purposes
> decide to play along
> asks if I still want to Fuck it
> explain that I want to fuck, not be fucked
> asks if I want a condom
> Noneed.jpg
> asks if I want to plow it doggy style
> sure
> it arches its back and bends over
> I prepare myself to smell another mans asshole
> can feel every prickle of hair on ass and legs
> it guides pinger in
> diamonds.png
> it's asshole feels incredible

Pic unrelated fuckfaggot

Continue.

Your fucking nasty faggot brah

Hey at least the man's got balls to go for something new. Even though it's fucking crazy.

Did you know ahead of time? Were you a homogay before this person showed up

Keep going you shit

You should've written this out beforehand

> This trap clearly was all about hygiene
> it's phone was blowing up from all the other suckered in poor souls
> it asks me to go as deep as I can
> notgonnamakeit.jpg
> cum deep within traps asshole
> it reaches behind and pulls me deeper
> awkwardly sitting there for a second
> pull out
> can feel it's asshole clenching my dick
> it reaches over to the nightstand and pulls out towelettes
> wipes my dick clean
> I make excuse to go grab some food
> itknows.png
> it's all over me as I'm putting on my clothes
> walks me to the door, kissing me
> I ask if it enjoyed
> "worth it"
> I leave without looking back
> on my way home listening to Logic - Super Mario World
> oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my god!
> get home
> take disgusted hot shower
> scrub the fuck out of dick
> Here now to tell Sup Forumsros.

What would you have done Sup Forums?

Had no idea was a trap. Was advertising on CL as a female and went by the name of "Mamita." Clearly Latina.

lol, you fucked a dude and prejacked. congrats.

Ehh, could have been worse. Only worry is STDs

Wasn't too bad. But completely wasn't expecting to be a trap. As far as the STD's go. I doubt that it had any. Only reason it let me in without a condom was because of my size.

Damn. Helluva story. They contact you again? How did you fit 9 inches in an assholes? Pics of both pls

This hahahahaah

Tell me about it. I blocked the number as soon as I left to keep it from contacting me again. It asked to come back again. And in my head, I'm like fuck no... Idk how I managed to fit 9 whole inches into its ass, but I did. I think the fact that it was a little taller than me assisted that fact.

How delusioned were you for some action? Did it send you pics and you liked it? Got those?

9 inches in an ass seems unrealistic. Calling bs until a pic or video confirms.

> wipes my dick clean
A grown man wiping another grown mans dick clean.

I unfortunately deleted the pics. I'm mad at myself for not noticing it didn't send me any pics of its tits or pussy.. sent me pic of ass and selfie... I was just looking for a good time like any other sensible person. And I didn't want to be a complete dickbag and just put all clothes on again to walk out on the trap. I figured I was this far in, it's a little too late to turn back now. You know what they say.. once you've gone in the stink, scrub that dink.... not much feeling regret, just marked it off the bucket list I suppose.

This is the pic I sent to it. Apologies for shit tier quality.

Some bucket list
BTW nice cock, hope you use it for good this time. Anymore greentext stories regarding your bucket list lmao

Lol, thanks mate. This cock is mainly used to please my Asian girlfriend. She just went back to San Diego for her mid terms, so I was fiending for a good time to help me keep my composure until she comes back. I love green text stories as well. Typing it gave me pleasure to my heart haha.