Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.

21 here, does it get better?

No. This is the best time of your life. Use it.

How I'm socially autistic with no prospects of habing a gf

Then at least get drunk every weekend. And work your body. Your physical potential is at a prime during that time.

Are you the typical fat, ugly virgin or do you have self respect and maintain a healthy life? I'm 27, kissless, and you'd have to get to know me quite well to even have a clue that I'm a virgin.

17 here, fingered a girl once, does that count?

>work
thanx, and btw does it stop mattering after a while? I mean does your virginity factor into how happy you can be?

I am neither ugly, nor fat. But besides that, I am the typical awkward virgin - a walking spaghetti factory.

just turned 22, stopped keeping count when I was 18, first had sex when I was 13, where are you located user? If you are close, I will make it my life mission to get you some poon action

No, it only counts if it's benis in bagina or if she fingered you.

715

What state is that?

wisonsin?

Obviously not where you're from but Wisconsin.

18 yr old (gay) virgin, however I've kissed a few guys and done oral a couple of times too, does that count?

I'm from hillbilly hell, not to far off. You game on steam?

before I set off on this mission, what are your standards like?

I fucked 3 hookers when i was 18 and im 21 now. but i dont count it. I wouldnt tell a chick either and would "pretend" im a virgin still if i ever got there.

Why don't you embrace the possibilities and opportunities in life, doing what you want to do, without regard for societal expectations of love, sex, and family?

I have never paid for sex, but have been paid for sex.

Not really and I don't really do social media stuff. I play a lot of games but mostly pirated.

Being nobilistic is overrated as shit

I just made a facebook two years ago, and don't do shit with it. It's all about how you carry yourself (you don't have to change this, just be you), and the girls you go after.

I don't give a shit about societal expectations. I just want to have romantic and sexual relationships.

Does raping your 6 year old cousin when you were 10 count?

I mean, honestly I am a piece of shit, I haven't gone outside my house for the longest time either, I find a girl, and take advantage of them without thinking about it. I have long term bouts of depression and most of the time the girls I seduce pay the bills while I do nothing but sit in front of a computer 20 hours a day and only get up to eat, piss, and fuck

I can help you get to the point I am at, but it is not a very fulfilling life xD as far as romantic relationships go I am a dickwad, every girl I have ever been with has been more than amazing to me, and I treat them like shit, because the only girl I really want to be with, is the one that treated me like shit xD

Confidence isn't an issue, I just have some trust issues and I don't like people getting close. What's your favorite game?

But if you already have no luck in romance, perhaps taking some time to fulfill yourself in other regards, finding things and people that interest you, will bring more joy to your life - maybe it will even improve things in the romantic department.
Finding and doing things that interest you is not only a good way to meet women, but can make you more desirable, as it gives you a sense of drive while taking your mind away from a single-minded preoccupation with sex and love.

Sex and romance are just two of many joys in life. A blind man can eschew all forms of activity besides attempting to read text on a page, but will obviously never derive joy from it.

20 is that bad?

if that is really you, I could get you laid by just about any slut down here. I just game to keep my mind of drugs and fucking other bitches, but if i had to choose a favorite(the best time waster) probably LoL. I fucking hate league, but my desktop is fucked, and I am not asking a bitch to buy me a several hundred $$$ desktop so I can play arma or life is fuedal

Laptop will run run LiF but I am a poorfag and the girl I am fucking atm just bought a $100 headset for me xD nb4 im a piece of shit, I know & she knows

if you have to ask if it counts it doesnt

Underage

Check out my rad virginity story
>Work a mcjob
>New female manager rolls in
>We smoke blunts on night shift and goof around
>Hear she has a crush on me
>invite her over to smoke
>get her to sit on my lap and hold the blunt to my mouth
>Exhale, go in for the kiss
>Realize i'm kissing what seems to big big foot and ETs love child
>Go for it anyway
>the sheogre asks to see my room
>Lol parents say no girls allowed lets use my car
>Go out to park
>Can't get hard
>Have her suck
>Shes pretty damn good
>Go in for the kill
>Dicks so small i can barely get the tiip in
>Go for at least 40 minutes
>Says i can cum inside
>Jackpot
>Cum
We tried doggy but my dick was too small. She tried to ride me but it was awful. 10/10 would do it again.

>i fucked a mcfattie

still a better lovestory than twillight

22 year old and all I ever had was a pity kiss once upon a time
not into trying to court a woman since it'd be too much effort, should I just rent an escort and get it over with?

>should I just rent an escort and get it over with?

Yes.

It's been a long time since I last heard that phrase.

thanks Sup Forumsro, shouldn't be too hard to find an escort service in LA county

Greetings fellow wizard.
31, non-kissless virgin here.
Do you think I've hindered my magical potential or nah?

Yes. Impure pleb.

give it more time, i didnt lose mine until i was 24

2 more years until I'm a wizard.

This guy gets it, poon is overrated, having a fun and fullfilling life isn't. To me, the sad part isn't that you're a wizard, it's that when somebody ask you what you do with your life, the first thing that you say is play vidya. This usually mean that you seek a sense of accomplishment in vidya because you can't get it in your life, that's the really sad part and something you don't need help from anybody to change, unlike the wizard part.

Always knew i was not alone. I'm not ugly (imo) but I'm not the social person. Most people in my office think I'm rude but not an asshole just reserved I guess. Hmu on kik I got a face pic tell me if I'm ugly or not.

>Being 28 & still a virgin
>Being seni-attractive, 7/10
>Being not a manlet
>Being have nice job
>Being above average size dick
>Being very fit
>Being amazing sex drive
>Being afraid not knowing as much as others
I'm still virgin because I'm afraid I won't be as good as other people even though I'm prime meat for all women. People flirt with me on a regular basis, but I'm just afraid after waiting so long.
I'm basically Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing the character Jon Martello from the movie Don John. I'm a glorified masturbating machine. I can go for hrs & just keep going. Except a virgin obviously.

This guy gets it

Fucking kek'd thanks mate

alcohol is the way to go, you'll be surprised how much of your reason gets blow away the more you drink. go to a party you know will have suitable mates and take in large amounts of liquid courage

When do you plan on killing yourself, and why haven't you done it already?

No probs fam. My friends even prance me around in public & girls jump all over me at clubs. It hurts how afraid I am that I go through girlfriends left & right because of it. I'm literally the definition of a beta who is wasting everything. I mean I may as well be gay & not contribute to the gene pool, but I'm not attracted to guys. I'm just too fucking beta.

Rock bottom is still far away.

I drink, but I try not to take in too much. I'm just too conscientious of my body. I mean like I said I do & even some weed maybe once or twice a month, but I keep the intake on the low side.

I reckon that chart is wrong. 16-19 is optimal age, 20-25 is getting up there and beyond that is probably pretty hopeless

you just gotta realize life is fucking pointless, it doesn't matter if you get laid or not, you are gonna have some good people in your life, and you are gonna have to deal with fuckwads, but sex is meaningless 99% of the time from my experience, just a way to blow off some steam and feel good

i can sympathize since a) alcohol is disgusting and b) i don't want to get addicted. one night i decided to let go and drink as much as i could before puking, in the end i was laughing with the normal fags and talking very loudly about kingdom hearts with my best friend, before i ended up puking on the kitchen floor, one of my best nights

suggesting that it is actually important someone fucks grills, you think too much (and lurk for that matter), Sup Forumstards

24 kissless checking in. I've noticed with myself that my anxiety with women is only rising (might be due to porn problem). Do you notice this as well and does it keep rising or does that feel go away?

Also, guys that try to get to know me (at work etc..) ask me if i have a gf? How do you deal with this question?

Honestly I'm an ass hole in I don't get about 2 hrs of time to myself in the morning & at night. I mean like a grump w/ out thier coffee. Your right user. One of my CNA's was showing me some attention the other day. I'll ask her if she wants to go see the new Dr Strange movie tonight. She's young, hot, educated, & best of all culturally diverses.
>She's a nerd too

Actually sounds like my friend who takes it all in just to return it to the counter it came from.

>28 yr old Nurse user fag here
Just be honest. There is no point in lying really. I don't & the irony is that more girls hang around me than my groups of friends when go out