Red flags for boys thread

Red flags for boys thread

>he doesn't/can't drive
>he owns a cat
>when asked about his future he takes a while to answer/is vague

>Being on Sup Forums
>implying you're better than anyone

>being on Sup Forums
>implying your opinion matters

>implying implications

/thread

why are you samefagging? you're not different people, quit pretending you are.

OP is a fag

Any sort of tattoo.

fag

yeah op is a feg

why do you rename your files? It's retarded

op is gay

op gay

oh lord, we in bait city now boyyo

okay i'm done

OP here, it's confirmed, I am gay as they come.

>she pushes you around
>she attacks you physically, emotionally or mentally
>she never accepts responsibility for her actions
>she doesn't work
>she doesn't want to work
>she has a tattoo
>she has a piercing
>she has dyed hair

OP admits he is gay, OP is confirmed cockmuncher

quit pretending to be me
i am gay but not because you say i am
im gay because i like cock

prove it faggot

only 1 of those is me, but i renamed it about 3 months ago and put it in my gif folder in the hopes that one day someone would bring it up and i could post this

>choosing to dislike someone because they use public transportation or bike

>blaming someone because they own the best pet

>asking someone stupid shit about the future that doesnt matter in the moment

I bet you ask shit like
>what will we name our kids
>what company will you work at in 10 years
>what kind of ring are you gonna get me

Thank god i never came across a clingy piece if shit like you

Red flags for women

>They aren't actively pursuing a career and have no ambition to be anything over than a housewife/gold digger
>Colored hair = Fucking insane
>Makes stupid or duck faces in any of her pictures
>Tattoos
>Facial piercings
>Overweight
>They own a Tumblr account
>They're on dating sites

Either this or OP is a woman. In that case tits or GTFO.

If you don't understand how Sup Forums displays unique IPs then that's your problem, not mine. You got caught

tfw when op knows he is gay

>just cuck my life up i want to have 4 kids at age 21 who cares if my boyfriend won't marry me and doesn't have a job

you are a dumb fag, I am the one shitposting here

'displays unique ip's' how fucking dumb can you be?

look at this hottie guys!

>i can't

that's what i thought

i want to hit that so bad

if you didn't keep trying to pretend you're different people you wouldn't get caught you idiot

the user you pointed out, wasn't me, if you don't understand how /b works that's your tardation

>>she has a tattoo
>>Tattoos
What year are you two faggots from?

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Fuck SJW FEMINAZI FUCKS

this is fucking gold he is gonna look at your unique ip address guise

ear

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How does somebody get in the business of selling meaningless babble on posters? I could easily write this retarded shit

i was half expecting you to be a troll, but now my sides are in orbit

you immensely stupid motherfucker

I picked malzahar

I was the trundle last game you /btard

>doesnt/can't drive

fuck you, bitch. not my fault I'm epileptic.

also, my cat was boss as fuck.

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LOOK EVERYONE IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR SO CERTAIN THINGS I THINK SHOULD BE OK MUST BE! YOU'RE A BIGOT BECAUSE IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR!!!!!

lol no joke this are all the factors I decide on when choosing a girl, I had a long list of non drama relationships with good women and good sex and good parting moments some of whom I still talk to and are my friends, I'm now marked to a great woman who fits all My criteria. why would you settle a cheap fuck is not worth it when a 3 date fuck with no drama and good times is available.

inferior genes and poor choices.

>doesn't/can't drive

>Be me
>Get driven to school by parents until year 8 as they worked near by
>Rode to school on bicycle until graduation because it was the cheapest option
>Parents bought me an apartment close to University when I was accepted
>Bought myself an apartment a decade later
>15 minute walk to work

>never needed a car

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This sign

>i want my bf to be a cuck

>mooooooooooooooooooooooot

red flags for women
>ham beast
>cant do shit without complaining about it
>gives up on her future so she can hijack a mans future.
>dosent make you a sandwich without being prompted to do so
>owns 20 cats
>blames men for everything then expects them to do everything
>ham beast
>says any of that shit on OP's sign and thinks she can get a decent man that wont cheat on her crazy bitchy ass.
>ham beast

sure

so, just become gay

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OP thinks you're a piece of shit so if I were you I'd go learn how to drive right now

5 my sexual prefernce is also you saying 'no, please stop & don't' preferably inbetween sobs.

Do you even know how?

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kek

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>Implying I should take advice from a faggot

You mean do I have a license? No.

Do I have the knowledge to operate a car? Yeah.

why the fuck did you post the picture so god damn small.

>no liscence
>knows how to safely operate a car
Pick one faggot

I assume that sign was created by a woman because it makes no sense.

>safely

If you're going to misquote me you can go to bed with the other kids.

this can't be true

you can understand how to drive a car safely and not get a license you idiot

you don't spontaneously get a license when you understand the road rules

I certainly hope not, but women are far crueler than we give them credit for.

>has dyed hair
You realize that its extremely rare for a woman to have virgin hair nowadays. The ones that do have it is because they are hippies or cant afford it but even then they get box color. Source: wife is hairstylist

I didn't have a license when I went for my license test and yet I was deemed to be capable of safely operating a car.

If I had never gone for that test I would still have the same amount of knowledge without having a license.

Licenses don't give you magical powers you fucktard.

not 100%, but its pretty accurate

Holy fuck. How can someone be such an evil cunt

sounds and odors are what we're looking for

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Man here; these seem legit. Sounds like Chris Chan shit.

>I always choose chocolate over men
>51% love goddess 49% bitch
>my sexual preference is no
>girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice
>walk all over men forever
>49% bitch

And bitches wonder why all the best men are taken.

That you have to create that much of a defense mechanism means you're damaged goods and unworthy of even the basest of men. Kys.

Red flag for girls.

>They own this sign!

this guy gets it

Kill the bitch

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My sides

Old b would purge this kind of shit.
Sage goes in all fields

This is your average female

Kek OP thinks womens opinions matter

Needs a little Ted Bundy.

Jesus Christ this has to be fake. Nobody can be that aware she's being a straight up evil bitch, know she shouldn't be, and do it anyway. I refuse to believe it.

What's wrong with a cat?

>>she pushes you around
>>she attacks you physically, emotionally or mentally

those are not red flags they are the things they are the things you are attempting to avoid by looking out for red flags

I have been married for a couple years. Great wife who is an even better mother to our son. Here are some things to avoid when picking a woman.
>gets sloppy drunk
a few drinks is fine if she can handle it. If she gets "white girl wasted" leave her on the spot.
>covered in tattoos
a cutesy tat or even a tramp stamp is fine, shelling out thousands of dollars for "art" is not
>no job & not in college or no ntention of leavng a dead end job
she will suck you dry....and not in a good way
>fucks on the first date
this means she will cheat on you
>lots of Xboyfriends she still talks to
means you are there to make someone else jelly
>pretends to have a mental illness
protip it means she has a mental illness
>lies about nonsense shit
means she will lie about everything else too
>into drugs
the occassonal joint is cool. Every day usage means she will also do harder drugs

>just about everything listed means she will use you, cheat on you and generally screw you over, or be a total cunt.

They're stupid fucking animals.

My red flags for women
>doesn't work out or at least try to stay in shape
>only fun is to get drunk
>mentions even once that slut shaming is bad (because that means she is a slut)
>has no ambition to get a job and will rely on being a housewife
>is a feminist or has blue/green/tumblr hair