Serious question

Serious question

Is it possible to fuck yourself using the portals from portal. Like an arrangement where you could fuck your own ass?

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just put them facing each other and step in between. your dick will appear behind you, the rest is OP expertise.

wont work, when you move forward so does your dick

You and your dick can never get closer or farther away

how about blow jobs?

Put them perpendicular to each other. As the dick moves in, your ass moves not further away, but up and down in front of it....The rest is just minor callibration

The distance between the portals will need to change in order for the distance between you and your dick to change.

If you could make an upside down portal you could in theory 69 yourself.

I don't think OP's dick is long enough to each his bum over the distance between the portals. Like, you gotta have the walls in the exact distance of OP's pelvis, or more precisely the distance between his butthole and the tip of his penis, at most, and as soon as he tries to step between the portals, his rolls of fat would prevent him from going further.
Assuming he did tuck his fat and managed to squeeze in, he's have his belly resting on his own's back, in an infinite sandwich of himself.

>in an infinite sandwich of himself

Put one on a wall, put another on a platform that moves horizontally. your dick would go through the first portal, and because the second one moves, you would not have to move your dick. Therefore, you are able to fuck yourself using the portals from portal.

Theoretically, it's possible. Given a small enough distance between the two walls, and large enough dick, one might be able to erect himself into his own rectum. Then, I guess, he's be pretty much interlocked with himself, and he wouldn't be able to thrust.
I want to say he wouldn't be able to pull out to quit this nightmare, but I can think of several maneuvers to extract the penis from its prison.

what if you pulled yourself onto yourself, eventually you would end up out of the portal, but you would still be hanging on?

A diagram for reference

portal assisted auto fuck™

Nice. Was just about to draw this up myself

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>OBJECTION!
Remember that when a wall moves, any portals placed on them disappear automatically.

You need to remember if you stick your dick in the bottom of the portal, it won't emerge from the center of the other. But in essence, you are correct, except you'd have to make sure you don't crush your chest in the process. The more the portals get your dick closer to your bum, so will your chest get closer to your back, and eventually, when you wish your dick in your butt, your ribcage will be crushed against itself.
I made this simple illustration of the crucial distances in question. The red is the "minimum" distance in question, the blue is an optional grace for the well hung.
You might be able to avoid it if you rotate the portals, or put them in an angle, but I didn't think about it that far.

Overruled, Portal 2 had portals stuck to moving platforms and thus made it canon.

What if the portal was on more of an angle?

>fuck your own ass
are you retarded?

Well... Can't win em' all...

Yeah, okay. It appears to be possible in an angle.

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Only correct answer

It now appears we have a new dilemma. Is it gay to fuck yourself through a portal?

Well, your balls don't touch any other balls, so technically no, especially if you say "No Homo" too.

you're being fucked by a guy as well as fucking a guy.

yes its completely gay

but it's you

and you're a guy

Is masturbating gay?

is shove a dildo up your arse gay.

would you honestly walk to all your friends at a party and tell them you put objects including your self up your arse

if you have the slightest bit of hesitation about it, it means your gay. everyone will openly admit they masturbate, nothing gay about that, unless your doing it to gay porn or making constant eye contact with another man

but, fucking your self in the arse, its not something that would normally happen between a man and a woman, its something that can only happen between two men, hence why its gay

Holy shit, this thread is the funniest thing I've seen here in a while!

If fucking yourself is gay because you're a guy, then so is giving yourself a handjob, isn't it?
On the other hand, I wouldn't suck my own dick if I could, that seems kind of gay to me.

>giving yourself a handjob
>on the other hand
Kill yourself

gay masturbation

Oral would be a lot easier no?

for the love of fuck, someone combine all these pics into the portal sutra

>Portal sultra
kek

I don't think so. The fact that you have to pump your hips to move your duck makes it extremely difficult. Even if the portal was directly at your anus. BUT, it is possible to suck yourself off.

see

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> serious question
> this
kys

>shoot portal on a plank or something like that
>take plank in your hand
>move plank to butt

congratulations you can now fuck yourself

Literaly the same as

You're welcome

Well done bro.

You know why the kama sutra was invented?
So Indian people can have sex without smelling eachother.

You could probably fist your arse with one hand and jack off with the other.

If you jacked off onto you fist you could use your cum as lube to fist your ass...

Just a thought

time to update the portal sutra

Shoot the portal to a piece of Styrofoam or plywood, something you can carry and you have a portal flesh light tat is your own asshole.

this can be done without a portal. Whats the fucking point?

It'd be easier, you can get a better angle and get deeper... um I imagine...

There you go.

>Overruled, Portal 2 had portals stuck to moving platforms and thus made it canon.

You mean the part of the game where the actual coding for the portals is changed for that one room for that scripted sequence, then every time before or after a portal fails to stay active on a moving platform.

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Wish a drawfag could get in here and do something like this, except with her eating herself out.

But...why? Just jack off normally.

I don't see the purpose of the portal, he's just jerking himself off

>Portals on moving platforms

autoportalingus?

Cause portals are sexy

Analingus?

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>not having a portal fetish

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Streamer rapping and playing league

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That makes no sense.

Knowing moves from the kama sutra doesn't close your nose from smelling.

do like the pictures and go fuck yourself

Yes, masturbation is gay.

Pity haydee has no portal gun, similar to portal in every way except that. At least she has big tits and ass.

This picture makes no sense, how can two dicks come out of a portal if nothing is being inserted into at least one of them?

>moves from the kama sutra

Lol, its not a karate handbook, virgin

its her dick you retard

oh you poor innocent child...

Shoving objects in your ass doesn't inherently make you gay. It just means you like butt stuff

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In a more philosophical way (I use to be and to think above all of you), we can say that if portals are possible, then anything is possible. And certainly is a trivial arrangement like fucking your own ass by means of that prodigious technology.

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which is gay

Feels a bit different since you can get a different angle on your grip.

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It's not one sex position. Theread are hundreds in there. Yes I called them moves, get over it.

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I'm impressed. Rule 34 is alive and well.

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If you enjoy being pegged by your girlfriend, is that gay?

Of course you think it's gay why am I even asking

it's also not just sex positions

source: being indian

Good work on the quick wikipedia lookup

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But its true that they were invented so you can get your noses farther away from eachother right?

Lmao. "Not to scale"

and thats the last of the self fucking with portals that wasnt fur or pony or multiple characters.

heres the link if you want to look yourself.
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it wasn't.

why fuck your own ass when you could fuck a north korean's ass while your on the other side of the planet

Would this still feel like you're masturbating or will it seem like you're jerking off someone else with the exact same dick while a thurd person does the exact same to thing to you down there.. I feel like our biological programming and the spacial seperation of these different senses will skew how we percieve where they come from.

this only worked because the coding on the portals that makes them disappear on moving platforms has been disabled.

But if this did happen she would likely be dead as she'd exist in every possible point of the portal at the same time.

implying the fucker wouldn't cause the portal to close while your dick was through it.