What's the most alpha thing you've ever done or said to a female?

What's the most alpha thing you've ever done or said to a female?

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Well OP, I literally took my cousin into my bedroom last night and stripped her then proceeded to fuck her right then and there.

She didn't even try to fight it, took that dick like she really wanted it.

i held the door open for one, LIKE A BOSS

Sorry only beta fags do things like that.

Fucked a chick while her (soon to be) boyfriend waited in the living room.

Broke my ex's bed when after we broke up and i still came over to fuck her (bc she'd let me and i wanted to).

Fucked my girlfriend. Then left her house and fucked her aunt. Then fucked her little sisters best friend. Did this in a 36 hour period. (Im a terrible person , i know)

>be me 4 years ago
>fucking my gf
>squeekybed.mp3
>parents afterwards offer to buy new bed
>profit

Got a girl to suck my dick while driving HER car. To have her buy me food. Asians are great

>fella have a row with gf (relations at distances omg so fag)
>drink a lot for support
>drink at least 1 liter (fuck USA) of vodka-like alchohol
>go to local rap concert
>gardian ask for tickets, say - I do not need a ticket... he let me in
>biiig queue to the bar
>fuck queue I'm first - gimmy 6 bottle of bear
>they give me
>I gave half of those who suffer.
>drink and have conversation with girl
>give her Hunter Thompson shit about red Cadillac, wanna fuck?
>soon have oxygen starvation, fuck you all let me out.
>Screaming about fire safety
>Woke up this morning with a damaged eyebrow, thigh and knee

First night I met this girl we smoke meth then I start kissn her I wanna smash she says period I miss n kick down her body start eating her bloody pussy fucking pull her tampon out n boom can't get it fucking meth lol I pound flacid dick into nothing for like 15 brutally awkward mind then went to my homies n blacked... now that I think about it not very alpha but is funny yea?

Dating girl for the second time when still virgin and nervous about it (body 9/10, 7/0 face) not looking slut at all, girl was being girlish about not deciding where she wanted to go (eat something? Hmm, I don't know... Catch a movie? Uh not sure...) I got pissed while driving aimlessly then somehow I just said: "so let's fuck" with a needlessly angry voice, instantly regretting and mentally facepalming, but she was just like "ok" looking like I just suggested we could grab a burger or something. To this day I don't think I could be blunt like that ever again.

Was it good?

>be me, 16 yo beta
>Somehow had a girl interested in me
>At her house
>We're watching Netflix on her bed
>She gets up does something I don't remember, but all that matters Is she's standing
>We were talking I don't remember what was said,
>But I pulled her on top of me on her bed
>Start making out
>Parents not home
>Animalinstinct.jpg
>Procede to take her virginity and lose mine

Now I'm 19 and moved far away. She dumped me at 18 for a Chad

I'm very lonely ;_;

>having sex with hooker
>she wanted to do a certain position
>I told her "no......... too fat"
>she sighed
>I then jerked off into my condom and left

I can't go out with you because i am busy washing my hair

tfw i have a shaved head

Saved her from drowning
>be me
>be 15 at the time
>our class went on a vacation during the summer break
>never been to the beach
FF 2 days
>me and my friend go to the beach for a swim
>lets call her Angie
>was a decent 8/10,had a crush on her a while back
>i go into the water and start swimming out
>she says ,,Wait up user" and starts running in the water
>didn't pay attention and said ,,Hurry up then"
>MFW she can't swim, and has a fear of the ocean
>she starts drowning,in the shallow water
>ohfuck.png
>start swimming like motorboat
>never swam faster in my life
>reach her and she's trying to stand on me
>starts drowning me
>shitshitshit
>thinkthinkthink
>idea get, she will hate me later
>start pulling myself out to breath that O2
>at the same time,she's underwater
>commencing plan
>dive down,reach the bottom, launch myself like a cannon and catch her in my arms
>adrenaline pumps as i carry her out of the water like a badass
>brain goes autopilot and i carry her to the beach and lay her down on the sand
>i was super skinny and weak at the time so i was amaised
>didn't realise diamond boner until out of water
>friends come to check on us
>get Angie and me a towel
>she gives me the hardest hug ever
>diamonds are now 2x diamonds
FF an hour
>get to my apartment,shower while furiously fapping and crash in bed

I smell the smelly smell.

Alphadub
Betadub

>my cousin
spot the amerifag

told her i'm not in the mood, then when she went to bed, fapped to some porn from /gif

>369508▶
>What's the most alpha thing you've ever done or
dont let this die our

literally invited one chick over to fuck
she came btw

I've been a beta my entire life. I'm a cuck slave to my ex-wife and her black husband.

Things that totally happened

I told a girl to get on her knees and blow me, while she was blowing me I kissed her and spit in her mouth...I felt pretty cool cuz I had seen it in a porno

Why the fuck is everyone in this thread so autistic? Every "story" sounds like it was written by a shit eating swiss

That was autism. Kill yourself.

Nigga where the fuck are you from

I told her I would knock her the fuck out if she ever talked to me like i was ablob of shit ever again

Hanging out on the couch with a female friend. Start talking about sex and shit. She says she likes it when guys are forceful. I whipped out my dick and facefucked her til I came.

LEL

i did sex to her for in missionairy position for the sole purpose of procreation

Chad has been great, his long hard, juicy big thick alpha-cock is much better than yours.

That's not alpha, that's gay and retarded...

lel cringe

Professor always talked crap about her ex husband and one day after class i asked her, "do you want to fuck one of these days?" felt like a boss because that shit actually worked

> Known this cutie 3.14 for a couple of years.
> Always wanted to hook up but she had a boyfriend
> Then she moves 2 hours away
> One day she calls me up says she's going to be visiting town
> She's supposed to be staying with a girl friend
> I take her out to bar have several drinks
> Find out she's single
> Tell her I've always wanted to fuck her, tell her to spend the night at my place instead
> She agrees
> Take her home, have great sex.

She moved back to town and we fucked a few times after that, then she moved away again. Great times.

I fingered a chick while holding her sisters had and talking to their dad across from me. Oh and my girlfriend was getting me food from the kitchen. Also the girl was a vergin. I was 16. I am pretty much do shit like that all the time.

CRINGE

kill yourself

"Bye."

I went to the cinema to watch Kickass together with a girl. I placed the nachos and cheese on my lap/crotch. She ate some of it and complimented the cheese sauce.

I replied: There is more where this came from.

>be me
>22
>walk into bar with bros
>walk up to hottest chick I can find
>tell her I'm gonna suck on her clit until her forehead caves in
>she slaps me and walks away
>she keeps looking at me with a disgusted look all night. I just smile back
>later she walks up to me and asks if I really think I can make her forehead cave in
>I tell her I will try
>5 mins later in the backseat of my car face first in her pussy
>fucked her in the parking lot then took her home and fucked her again
>drop her off at home next morning.
>she opens the door
>everybody get on the floor...walk the dinosaur.

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that's incredibly beta, user

Believe what you want but it happened

>be me 15
>finger fuck, get head, lose virginity
>be me 15
>fuck and date her best friend for 2 year
>be me 17
>date girl for 4 years , fuck her in everyway, everywhere, everyhole

Rest is history

Asians will do anything for white men. Too bad they're so fucking ugly without makeup.

"i'm sorry, I don't feel a thing for you, you are just my friend"

don't consider myself alpha, but I friendzoned girls I don't like every time
I just don't get all the fuzz about friendzone, take care your time guys, when you are in a relationship it's so precious...

>try really hard to get one chick
>"you're like a brother to me"
>fuck it, move on to another chick
>previous girl that zoned me gets jealous
>tries to fuck me while dating the girl I moved on to
>"sorry, you're like a sister to me"

Neighbor chick across the street was 13. 9.5/10 body, 6/10 face

>me and my buddy and her are walking around a new group of homes being built (unfinished).
>go into random unfinished home and buddy and her start randomly making out.
>I walk out of room, she sucks my buddys dick
>buddy walks out, high fives me and I walk in
>she tries to make out with me
>point to my cock and say "no fucking chance I'm missing you, he just came in your mouth"
>she sucks me off, chokes on my cum
>we all leave and I didn't talk to her again for weeks


Found out she died recently of alcoholism.

>work in trendy club
>loads of beautiful women
>but there is one, above all
>is more beautiful than photshopped girls on magazine covers
>sometimes she is watching me
>really long eye contact
>she doesn't seem to enjoy clubbing at all
>one day i decide to go over to her with a shot
>give her shot
>we drink it
>not a single word spoken
>get back to do my job

maybe this doesn't seem alpha at all. but she was the prettiest girl i ever saw, and i'm not fucking 18. and i knew by that time that her boyfriend was a selfmade millionaire (algo trading), and that she was a millionaire herself.

i, on the other hand, was a broke guy who worked at a bar. so clearly i wouldn't have had a chance with her.

what is making this alpha for me, i fucked dozens of girls, and more of them were 8/10 than not.

but i never fucked a girl that i really felt attracted to, i always avoided them. this was the first time i made a move, even if it was just a baby step.

haven't met a girl since that was so gorgeous. this is like 12 years ago.

from time to time i still think about her. this sadness in her eyes, like a thousand feel threads.