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worst: english
best: russians

worst: Argentinians and Americans
best: Japaneses and Western Europeans aside from Italian.

best: germans
worst: bosnians

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most of them go to London so idk

Worst: Argentinians
Best: Argentinians

best: argentinians
worst: the rest

americans aren't even that bad
i have a bad view of australian tourists. always coming here for sex tourism

i hate texas now

the eternal aussie strikes again

best: ur mum
worst: u

Best : nips, even if they can't speak english or french
Worst : eastern europeans and saudis.
Burger are loud and annoying but mostly friendly

best: british
worst: british

This

best: every east asian cunt
worst: russians

>worst
unironically Jews, even the English don't behave as bad as Israelis do
>best
dunno who's best, but Iberians, Asians, and (despite the memes) Burgers are alright

best: euro and muricans I guess
worst: israel and half of the argies.

>Best: Argentinians
I'm sorry

>Bro Tier
French

>High Tier
Germany
USA/Canadians
Dutch

>OK Tier
Poles
Japs
Indians
South Americans

>Bad Tier
Chinese
Arabs
Spanish

Worst: American
Best: German

Best
Rich cunts
Worst
Freedom campers

Best: French or Italian
Worst: Chinese, Nepali/Indians, and Mexicans

>Best
None
>Worst
Anyone

Best: Hmong
Worst: Somalis

Both of them have stuck around here for decades for some reason though, so really, I can't wait for both of 'em to go back.

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Best: old Americans
Worst: American spring breakers, American marines

Best: french
Worst:eastern euros

Best: Brits

Worst: Bongs

I am being at strife about Brits.
One the one hand many British tourists are perfectly nice, friendly, educated, interested.
But on the other hand many of them are just the exact opposite of the first mentioned group. I cannot understand how those totally oppositional people life in one country and come along with one another.
It's like Brits are either top hat + monocle or pic related.

>his gf was nailed by a kraut backpacker

that's just how we are, I guess it's a class thing

I met some German tourists, they both posted on /fa/

Best: Other nordicks and the dutch. Americans as well since they tip even though people don't really tip here since we get a livable wage.

Worst: Chinese and Indians

t. have worked with tourists A LOT

worst: brits and jews
best: japs, germans, span and probably some slavs

best: irish
worst: english

But Poles coming to Ireland aren't tourists lad

Best: Germans, Japs
Worst: Chinese, Arabs

Why in so many cunts, Chinks are the worst tourists? Here they are friendly, lovely, polite and have manners.

idk, im pretty okay with the tourist here

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this 2bh
but then again I can't tell a chink from a jap
either way slants are the best tourists

dunno worst

not here

>have manners
literally never seen a Chink tourist behave like a real human bean

>Here they are friendly, lovely, polite and have manners.

you sure they weren't nips?

Best: Germans, russians , Italian
Worst: American , jews, Somalis

>nobody thinks Nordic tourists are the best

How come?

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I am sure.
In Helsinkongkyooul there is shit ton of East Asians that it has learned me to understand mandarin and cantonese, korean and japanese. Also I can recognize which granny is from which cunt.

>best
Brits, germans, scandis, americans and australians
>worst
pretty much everyone else
French are cheap as fuck, italians are like gypsies, loud and steal a lot, most of eastern europeans act like they came here to fight with locals and everyone else.

I'm pretty sure that in few years I'd call any young anglo tourists the worst scum because their behavior and appearance is to say atleast degenerate.

>>Bad Tier
>Spanish
Explain this

best: chinese or russian

>t. have worked with tourists A LOT
What about Germans? I've heard Swedes don't like German tourists.

>most of eastern europeans act like they came here to fight with locals and everyone else
topkek. can you share a story?

>Bro tier : French
>Best : French
What sort of world have I entered ? I was always under the impression that we were terrible tourists.
Guess they feel right at home.

No problem with them at all really. Should have put them at best as well. The only real problem I had was that they really wanted to pay with cash and that they make up +50% of the tourists during the summer so you will eventually meet some rotten eggs.

You're good tourists. You're awful hosts.

>russian
russians make fun and memes about their own tourists in other countries because they act like shit
this thing called "russo turisto" in Russia

>tourists in your cunt
Really? Where?

This

our worst tourists go in cheap sunny countries, those who visit rich european countries are the cultured ones

What about latinos friendo :^)

>Best: Belgians, Mexicans, Asians and Germans
>Worst: canadians, fucking greenpeace, Koreans

>best: russians and italiens
>worst:french,German and britsh

french tourists are very classy and don't cause any commotion in cities

Spanish students specifically. They come over in massive groups every summer and block streets, make an absolute racket unlike any other visitors and leave trash all over the place

Worst: Asians.
Best: Not sure.

best: I don't know, they are all mostly cool
worst: noisy asians with cameras and no awareness of their surroundings

Oh lord, I know what you mean. I remember walking around York, swarmed with Asians talking excruciatingly loud and taking hundreds of pictures of the same thing, its as if one isn't enough - they're just force themselves to waste time religiously.

Best: Japs
Worse: Brits by a mile

how do you even differentiate Canadians from Americans abroad without directly asking them if you're not a native English speaker and can't recognize the extremely minor accent difference?

>extremely minor accent difference
HERE
WE
GO

Canadians from my experience sound far more sarcastic in the way that they talk and have less nasal voices. Generally more reserved also.

Germans have enhanced accent detection and imitation powers though.

We barely even get tourists, I could probably count in my hands every foreigner I've noticed here that wasn't in an airport.

Oh except for people that come to live here (plenty of chinese and bolivians), but those aren't tourists.

Americans wonder why there are no McDonalds on Cusco.
Canadians do pic related.

We can tell the difference, but you probably won't be able to in the same way we can't tell the difference between the many regional British accents but you guys obviously can because you live there

You can't. Some American tourists actually pretend to be Canadian so they won't get hate apparently.

btw Cusco's McDonalds looks like this

that's an extremely old meme from the Iraq War era, I don't think any of them actually did it, much like all the supposed immigrants to Canada after the election.

But they serve the same shit?

that's a pretty nice McDonalds

We had alpaca burger once.
It tasted nothing like original

>alpaca burger
I must have this

Best: provincials
Worst: Anyone that isnt dutch

Well once when we were 14 or so, we were playing on the beach and we splashed some russian dude, so in return he tried to start a fight with us. Since there was like 10 of us he backed of.
This is really the only story of them trying to fight us, but in general they seem really hostile.

I like tourists. I usually start up conversations with them.

Almost every tourists in my region (Burgundy) are good.
The dutch could be annoying when they invade our roads but they're not really bad

what's wrong with it?

Nothing. It's just that it doesn't look like a "normal" McDonalds.
No golden arches and everything

Can't remember ever having seeen a Nordic tourist

>Americans wonder why there are no McDonalds on Cusco.

>fucking greenpeace
Why do you hate Greenpeace? Because of their bigotry?
Or have they done anything bad in Peru?

>be French Foreign Legionnaire
>blow up and sink the "Rainbow Warrior"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior

this

lol i know this movie