Be a 25 year old virgin

>Be a 25 year old virgin
>Never held hands, dated or kissed a girl ever
So how old are you virgins?

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I've held hands, been on dates, and made out with a few girls. Even had one in my bed but I got nervous and didn't know what I was doing so I went limp. You just gotta start talking too them man, if you like them ask them to go see a movie. St the movie try to hold their hand, then take them to a decent sit down restaurant. Then you go for the kiss when you drop her off. Things will escalate from there.

i'm 18 kissless and probably for life

why user? you still very young

i'm so fucking ugly and social retard

Run, Lift, Game, Study/Work.

Wasting time on women in 2016 is a mistake.

well im a 21 years old kissless virgin by myself, cant help a lot about it

You /brothers/! I lost my virginity in a brothel in thailand when I was 21. I am now 29, have a main squeeze in addition to sleeping with prostitutes twice a week. I absolutely recommend this. Come to thailand. It's awesome.

What about STDs? I wanna fuck a prostitute so bad

They use condoms 100% of the time

Indian prostitutes :D
they're even cheaper and dirtier

I love me a hot indian whore

I didn't know that!
I've only tried Thai and Phillipina. IMO Thailand is a lot better and surprisingly cheaper as well.

I was a Wizard for almost 2years before I gave up my powers for a woman as unexperinced as me (she was past 30 too).

fuck prostitue i wouldn't sold my virginity to a fucking whore

Hang in there buddy.
I was 19 when I had my first kiss and lost my virginity about an hour later (no hooker, just a regular slut I met at a bar).
It's not that hard. Just go outside and talk to people, you beautiful faggot.

>19 year old semi-beta semi-alpha virgin
>kissed
>held hands
>hugged
>dated online
>had handjob from sister when 11

19, I'm with a girl, my first girlfriend ever, just French kissed her, I'm still a Virgin but not for so long.
Not happy though.

>20 year old virgin
>havent dated since 9th grade (15)
>held hands, never kissed cuz i was a pussy
>tell me how to redeem myself Sup Forums

lol, you prude.
Tonight I had sex with this girl. She studies at university and pays it by working in a massage parlor in the japanese area.

it's disgusting paying for sex

I think I know why you're a virgin. You're a faggot and a pussy.

24 had to pay a hooker didn't want to die virgin

21 yo female virgin

>lost it at 15 to a friend
>got a gf from school
>didn't last
>would go out at 17 hook up
>still do
>now 20

Just really have to go out try to be social, push yourself, if you don't nothing will happen, gl

Was virgin until 22. 1,67cm, good face, bad haircut; bad clothes all of which radically changed with my gf of now 3 years and counting.

Show us your virgin pussy

and you are a fucking cancer kys plz

tits or gtfo with timestap

Mommy didn't raise you to say curse words.

Not her but
>gtfo with timestamp
nigga how she gonna do that?

No shame in it, dude! here are some people who lost their virginity to prostitution:

emperor Napoleon Bonaparte (18)
President John F. Kennedy (17) in Harlem
biographer James Boswell (20) with London
comedian David Cross (18) near Times Square
Gabriele D'Annunzio (16) in Florence
pornographer Al Goldstein (16)
author James Joyce (14) in Dublin
comedian Jerry Lewis (11)
fascist dictator Benito Mussolini (16)
author Leo Tolstoi (16)
author H.G. Wells (25)
author Thomas Wolfe (16)

>pornstar loses his virginity to prostitution

I've still got some hope then.

>Lost virginity at 17
>With gf for 4 years, sex each week
>Easy break up, both agreed to end it
>Figured I'd find another gf soon enough
>Am 29 now, no real relationship since and only had sex with 2 other girls.
>Mfw

you think you are an alpha men with prostitute mh? well you are just a fucking cuck

>walking out the door
>holding up timestamp

Your mother would be soooo disappointed, user...

>walking out the door
>on an image board
>on the internet
>walking
>out
>the
>fucking
>door
>everybody walk the dinosaur

22 kissless dateless sexless.
Was always really antisocial until high school when I fell for a girl that I never had a chance with.
Then just kinda stopped trying.

Sex is best when you've been with the girl for less than 6 months but more than a few weeks. My advice is to ditch at that point and scout for another to rinse and repeat. Sex becomes a chore after a while with the same person

I love how nobody is cheking the source so it seems legit

Thanks mate even thought i only did it once I'm afraid of getting addicted to hookers, I've tried to get normal girls even the ugliest ones and fatties through tinder lovoo social medias and i just cant seems impossible to me

>alpha macho bravo huah
Lol, alphas pick up a girl once a weekend, I just take a taxi to a massage parlour whenever I want. Have a wonderful relationship already, the pros are only supplements.
I don't care if I'm the most zeta fucking male in the universe. I am leaving tons of offspring.
Chill dude, smoke a a blunt and don't have so high perceptions on such conceived fucking values as your pua bullshit.

>hurr durr ur a cuck
>hurr sure showed him guize

>Go out to a bar bring 20 dollars
>sit at the bar buy a drink
>look around spot the hottest one in the room
>shes amazing
>trap don't go
>look for second one
>if alone say hi, wing it
>if not look for someone doing the same thing as you
>go say hi, wing it

i'm not a neckbeard i don't beard and i'm not fat

>an alpha men

Lol, we know. You're the alpha male, right?

i'm not

>goes to say hi
>spaghettios falling out pocket already
>she thinks it's kinda cute
>captainsperglordengaged.jpg
>profusely shake out of fear
>apologize and run to bathroom
>spend the next 3 hours crying quietly in one of the stalls until asked to leave
>qtpi still there and is now with group of friends
>trip over chair leg on way out the door
>apologize
>run home and cry into waifu body pillow
>masturbate to thought of qtpi
>never go to bar again in your life and die a virgin

But you are. Your mommy said so herself.

15,6-7 new partners a year 'til I was 25, no one since then (30 now). Antidepressants killed my sex drive. I don't even jerk off anymore.

15 for me to a gir who was 14 and also a virgin. But me and my male cousin fucked eachother a good few times years before that so if gay sex counts even younger

this whole site is full tits and pussy, don;t act like you haven't seen one

Show us your meatpie, darling.

Gay boy

23 / f / sexless
never had a decent relationship except dating a pedophile (without realizing it) at age 14.
too damn shy and scared of getting pregnant
can't trust condoms these days

>rip
>whipped tears
>tries the fuck again
>determination even after self humiliation
>clean up
>decent clothe, shave, at least cheap colone
>pick another bar
>find another qtpi
>palms sweaty
>knees weak
>arms heavy
>don't vomit moms spaghetti
>says hi
>takes time
>tells joke or story, goes with it
>If it doesn't work, leave,

If your in a big city chances of seeing the same gal again are slim, snap back to reality

Write "Joe" on your tits

Let me pimp thailand.
This girl works pattaya. She was 2500 THB, later we met up and I got a freebie

Jesus, guys. Use the full version.

This girl works at the same bar as the previous one,

Almost makes me want to remain a virgin. Almost.

This one works in bangkok. 2200 THB

I'm 25
But I'm not a virgin.
I lost my virginity at 14.
But the last time I fucked a girl was when I was 18.
7 years with no pussy sucks.
But 7 years with no fighting about petty woman's insecurities and shit Is better than putting up with it just for pussy.

If you stay around just for the pussy, she has control of you. All of you virgins remember that and it will save you.

Nudes?

This man may be beta, but he isn't wrong. Never stay around for pussy, no matter how good it is.

>Up
it's me in the future

Also bangkok also 2200 THB but the place this girl works is 500 meters futther down the road and voted as no1 massage parlor on some weeboo japanese website about sexpating in Thailand.

underage b&

DUMP NUDES YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Amen to that. Once you're in a relationship and get over the brain chemicals/hormones you realise how unbearable women are and how you always have to keep up appearances and do shit to keep everything going smoothly. Women will most definitely jump ship once they find someone that fulfils the gaps you left.
TL;DR dont get too attached to a single pussy

Sorry, I don't have nudes.
She works at soi 6 Pattaya at a bar called Working Girl A Go Go. I forgot her name, her linechat name is in korean because she likes k-pop. her breasts are fake, 395 cc of silikone.
She is 2500 thb.

Forgot to add picture. This is the place she works. Have fun!

I'm from the UK with little money. Where can I find a hot and cheap whore?

26
gotten two kisses and held hands a few times
now i've gone back to the even more retarded me, so no chance ever of getting laid

Looks like Nick Cave got a song for all you freaks.
youtube.com/watch?v=Nxqlb1--uKc

and do your selves a favour, buy a ticket to Pattaya Thailand, Angeles City Philippines or Sihanoukville Cambodia.

They're prostitutes. Not pornstars. I don't have nudes. Sorry dude. Try google for thai porn.

18. Not kissless, but I never had an actual relationship, nor did i manage to have sex.

Not really related to this thread, but I have a maths exam in 3 days, electronics exam in 2 days and a physics exam in an hour. That's the closest I'll get to "fucked" in quite some time.

And you've never paid a little extra to record them? Never used a hidden cam? Faggot.

I lived in London for one year, the only prostitution I could find was in chinatown. It was expensive and low quality.
If you have a nice accent you can easily get a job as a English teacher here in Thailand. They are in high demand and how a of foreigners make money here.
This one is cheaper than the others. 1000 THB. Soi 6 again. It's like £25 with condom and room.

Go to www. google. com
Write londond escorts

There you have it

>implying moving country, becoming a teacher and paying for some whores in thailand is easier than going to a bar

Hello FBI

8. Not a virgin. Daddy delivers

Here's a pic with me in it. She was 2500.

If Hitler was in a boyband.

25. I've dated, but most people find me hard to get along with. I'm a low percentile diagnosed sociopath, so I don't really care for other people as much as I care for my own well being. Doesn't really bother me. Just landed a decent job, so I might try to find a whore at some point. Just not sure about how to obtain one that isn't infected with shit.

Might just take a trip to a state where its legal and find a brothel.

lolz. Thanks man.

Whats FBI got to do with it?

Prostitution is legal in UK.

21 here

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I'm a 28 year old virgin. Never held hands, kissed, or hugged, a girl since I hit puberty. To be honest I can recall a time I've talked to one outside of family or professional life. I use to be down in the dumps about it, but since I purchased my HTC Vive, it doesn't bother me anymore. I have VR dating simulators. I have VR Porn, I even have a social gathering app in VR called vtime. All I need is some type of penis stroking device that syncs to my vr porn video real-time and I'll be content. I urge anyone who hasn't experiences VR yet to get a headset, the dating/sex simulators and Porn is second best thing to a real female.

Kekd

Lost it at 21. I'm 24 now. Haven't had sex in two years or with any other girls besides the one I lost it to.

Wait, I'm a fucking retard who can't read the OP's post. Disregard this.

>I'm a fucking retard
That's your problem right there. Stop judging yourself so harshly. Be proud of who you are and trust your intuition.

This guy knows his shit: youtube.com/watch?v=J0dTVX-HZaA

Im 23 lost my virginity when i was 15 or 16. Have had 5 different partners. Have a job that pays me 15 an hour to fix arcade games. ive been with my girlfriend for almost 8 months now. What are your excuses again?

that went from 0-100 real quick m9

23 and exactly the same in how far has been gotten