Shh, be quiet
Shh, be quiet
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Soo...what ya here for?
Can you pass me the hustler magazine?
SSSHHHHH!
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*slowly unzips pants*
Sure
*gives the user to my left a funny look.*
Who does a guy have to blow to get his dick sucked around here?!
>bribt
Shh, keep it low man
*gives the user to my right a look as well*
All I want to do is suck on some man meat and get mine slobbed on in return, so don't tell me to shush faggot.
ASSBALLS MCFUCKFACE
GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE!!! HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
...and that was the last time I stuck my dick in the toaster
-full volume Nicki minaj ringtone-
*kreek, kreek, kreek...*
WHAT?
OKAY!
I live in a european city in a building at the top and i got a vuvuzela and times to times in the middle of night or other moment i make noise with it for the lulz no one ver catch me^^
>europe
>vuvuzela
Smh
YEAH!
Thinks: oh god I gotta fart real bad but it's so quiet :c
*looks around nervously*
*frrrrrrrp*
*blushes*
Thinks: oh no I think they heard me :3
*takes a sniff*
Thinks: mmmm smells so good
*looks down at pants, sees bulge*
Thinks: uh oh I'm getting all sweaty :3
*starts to stroke bulge, moans softly*
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Psst....I know I shouldn't be talking but I gotta go to the bathroom really badly, can you guys watch my chocolate milk? Thanks, sorry.
Sure mate! *drinks it all then throws it back up*
You heard the man.
You boys are gonna need dubs or higher to touch this chocolate milk.
What are you faggots here for? im an alcoholic
I got hit by an alchohol
>hit by an alchohol
kek
*cough*
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HES GOT ZIKA, TAKE HIM DOWN
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>*reaches into bag*
>*pulls out an smg and starts shooting at everyone in the room*
OH SHIT
yes, i know
[clears throat]
>struggling to open a noisy bag of chips
*gives both anons a poker face*
>*with everyone dead I turn the gun onto myself*
>*bang*
the end
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>tightly puckers asshole attempting to refrain from the release of flatulence
>retains this look as he does so
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no you're actually dead
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ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
i want milk
But I need my fix