Shh, be quiet

Shh, be quiet

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Soo...what ya here for?

Can you pass me the hustler magazine?

youtube.com/watch?v=-E6ljLSOkbY

SSSHHHHH!

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*slowly unzips pants*

youtu.be/Tp-9tvmOpEU

Sure

*gives the user to my left a funny look.*

Who does a guy have to blow to get his dick sucked around here?!

>bribt

Shh, keep it low man

*gives the user to my right a look as well*

All I want to do is suck on some man meat and get mine slobbed on in return, so don't tell me to shush faggot.

ASSBALLS MCFUCKFACE

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE!!! HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!

...and that was the last time I stuck my dick in the toaster

-full volume Nicki minaj ringtone-

*kreek, kreek, kreek...*

WHAT?

OKAY!

I live in a european city in a building at the top and i got a vuvuzela and times to times in the middle of night or other moment i make noise with it for the lulz no one ver catch me^^

>europe
>vuvuzela
Smh

YEAH!

Thinks: oh god I gotta fart real bad but it's so quiet :c
*looks around nervously*
*frrrrrrrp*
*blushes*
Thinks: oh no I think they heard me :3
*takes a sniff*
Thinks: mmmm smells so good
*looks down at pants, sees bulge*
Thinks: uh oh I'm getting all sweaty :3
*starts to stroke bulge, moans softly*

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Psst....I know I shouldn't be talking but I gotta go to the bathroom really badly, can you guys watch my chocolate milk? Thanks, sorry.

Sure mate! *drinks it all then throws it back up*

You heard the man.
You boys are gonna need dubs or higher to touch this chocolate milk.

What are you faggots here for? im an alcoholic

I got hit by an alchohol

>hit by an alchohol

kek

*cough*

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HES GOT ZIKA, TAKE HIM DOWN

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>*reaches into bag*
>*pulls out an smg and starts shooting at everyone in the room*

OH SHIT

yes, i know

[clears throat]

>struggling to open a noisy bag of chips

*gives both anons a poker face*

>*with everyone dead I turn the gun onto myself*
>*bang*

the end

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>tightly puckers asshole attempting to refrain from the release of flatulence
>retains this look as he does so

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no you're actually dead

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ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

i want milk

But I need my fix