Football in 24 hours

>football in 24 hours

fuck
wot do spee?

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#TNF

>not watching NFL Redzone or recording the game and skipping the commercials after

full pleb

>spee
>not spuh

Fucking casual

I'd bang desu

>do this
>The game starts
>"THIS PLAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY"

they're one step ahead of you

On a Thursday night? Europa League?

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> meme forcing
> not may may forcing

i will find one of those viasat dubbed russian streams

so glad real football is back

college football last week was a fucking joke, it was like watching two kids play a video game, all offense and no effort on defense, huge arcadelike scores, and stupid meme rules like returned extra points

"The NFL prohibits any use of the pictures or descriptions of this game without its express written consent".

Are you actually trying to tell me that using my DVR is illegal m8

Yes, it literally is.

And if there is a just God, you'll burn in hell for eternity

shit i guess i will just read illegal disseminations of the game on sp

I am literally muh dicking right now

>Yfw the burrs win the superb owl

Wait till week 10 when games actually somewhat matter. Shit is boring as fuck in the beginning.

BRING BACK BASKETBALL

nigga u dumb

>NFL Redzone

The leaf gets it lads.

The NFL does a weekly Thursday Night Game now because they figured they could make alot more money.

>weeknight where most people are home watching TV
>no conflicts with high school or college football
>American has an insatiable appetite for football, and adding a Thursday game has not watered down demand

>Redzone
>broadcasting on Thursday Night Football
Canadumbs ladies and gentlemen

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Holy fucking jew

>>or recording the game and skipping the commercials after

>damage control

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>watching redzone
>when there is only one game on
for what purpose?

GIT YA MEMEs READY, PLAYA

I do this a lot because i'm normally too hungover to wake up by 1

>BASKETBALL

That shit doesn't even get decent ratings until the conference finals.

tip top kek

Nigga u gay

I'm excited. I think the Cowboys are going to do well this year.

Ahh, I thought you were talking about actual football. Handegg, gotcha!

enjoy your reign of terror while you can. The europoor cancer will be cleansed in 21 hours.

you type like a poofter

>spuh

this fuckn guy

>he's a tits kinda guy

buy a 30 rack, text your mom, order wings

>bet against the spread

its the best time of the year lads

>wake up around 10 am
>go down to the local coffee shop for some caffeine and a donut
>place a few bets that i certainly won't lose on, or miss the money at all if i do
>get home in time to have 'za and wings sent to the house in time for the Wentz Wagon to get going
>friend who brings the beer coming in right as the kickoff is happening, yelling "what'd I miss?"

G-d bless, America

go be fat somewhere else

Woman's got a head like a potato.

>tfw have to work from 6-12PM
>tfw I volunteered to work this shift

Please do not be hostile, it makes you look like a right cunt dear chap.

>mfw I'll be at chilis with two bitch girls who hate football

At least I'll get my dick sucked afterwards desu.

It'll be a better day if cam blows harder than this girl after a couple margaritas

>he's a nigger

Are you not allowed to say god?

I know that pain about to go into work myself just record it and hope that no one spoils it

make sure flosses otherwise that chilli residue might burn your cock bro

>tfw i've got sky so i can watch nfl without having to stream it
based

>'za

unironically kill yourself

commercialism lol XDDD
it's true tho, this kinda shit diminishes sport. makes the love of the game feel marketed and inauthentic