My gf is about to break up with me

My gf is about to break up with me

I'm panicking the fuck out. Idk to do. I don't want her to break up with me. I'll never get another gf again.

How do I stop a girl from breaking up with me?

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the only way you can stop it is if you break up with her first

You can't. She's already sucking some other cock. It's probably nigger cock too. So, she has AIDS. You don't want AIDS anyway.

Get her pregnant. Easiest way to keep a girl around.

I don't want her to break up with me and I don't wanna break up with her. She's crazy out of my league and I'll never get this lucky again.

She's not. She's just mad at me.

There's nothing you can do to stop it if she has decided.
Man up, cry, get over it and find someone else.

An Hero OP

She can't get preganant, she has one of those implants

but I'd be despreate enough to

Not this one, she's too perfect. I have to stop this from happening.

If she does, I may

dump her before she dumps you to save face and then fuck her friends. its the only way OP.

lol shes mad at you?
RIP OP
she was going to break up with you anyhow she's just using this as the excuse

Get the fuck off gaychan and go have a conversation with her. You can do nothing to do to force her to stay with you just remember that. Communicating your feelings is important though.

Tell her youll kill yourself if she leaves you

let her do it

steal her dog

say it came to your house on it's own

keep doing it until she gets back together

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Get some self fucking worth assuming your young, there are many girls out there dont let this bith be better than you. Emo is not cool in the grown up world

saved. backstory?

Kill her until she is dead.

yeah she's mad alright. mad that she tried nigger cock and it was a horrible experience. mad that she contracted AIDS, skipped over the HIV phase. she's mad at herself for being a dumb bitch. not mad at you.

you're at risk of getting AIDS bro.

i've been on 4c/b long enough to know how this shit will go down.

When she was on vacation I was watching after her cat. The cat was asking to go outside and they have a nice big yard so I figured it was normal. The cat ran away. I tried to chase it but I couldn't find it anywhere. I panicked and didn't tell anyone and hoped it would come home. But 2 days later someone posted a picture on our town's facebook page saying the hit a cat and my gf found out and she's furious.

We were already on rocky terms after she found my hentai folder that had some loli in it and I had to explain that they were just memes and I didn't actually jerk off to them.

Fuck her op and I mean in a general sense. If she doesn't want to be with you that's all there is to it. Don't make your plea. You could pour your heart out to her and she'll just as easily stomp on you. Take the higher ground when she hits you with the break up. Just accept it and vanish out of her life it's the best way to go

Post more pictures like this one.

Thats a fucken golden idea

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kill her right in the pussy

She only had the one cat and I killed it

Oh yeah, you're done. I hope she posts all that info to Facebook.

You cant keep a cat indoors thats just fucking cruel.
Was accident ffs

Real story:

You were ass raping the cat and gave it internal bleeding through the anal cavity.

>I'll never get another gf again.

Yeah not with that attitude.
Don't be a cuck.

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I know, I thought all cats were outdoor cats. I've only ever had dogs and they all fucking go outside every once in awhile.

Plus, she didn't tell me NOT to let the cat out.

I just want her to relax and realize it was all an honest mistake.

I even offered to buy her a new cat but that made her more angry.

You're such a beta. Women are property. They have no rights. Just beat her into submission. Done.

Ignore her until it comes. Then act like you are good with it and agree with the decision. Don't text don't call. You will look weak if you cry and fight about it. GIRLS WANT A MAN NOT A PUSSY THEY ALREADY HAVE ONE! I can't stress this enough. She is dumping you because you are weak and insecure. You can tell this by they fact that you said "I will never get another gf". Stop it! It's just a bitch you are the man so man up. She will come crawling back after you become a man. Don't listen to all these autism infested virgins.

remember OP, being a needy faggot is the most unsexy thing in the world to a chick.

You got to be like 'you wanna leave? Let yourself out I'm just calling the next chick to replace you'

Bitch gotta earn time with you. You get all whiney and she's gone

OK now this is bait

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op the best you can do right now is accept the breauk up and stop being a bitch about it

......how did you even get with her in the first place if you're going to act like a little bitch about it user?

Stop taking pictures of her on the shitter. Chicks do not dig this.

Well you didnt do anything wrong then did you.
If you was suppose to keep he cat inside and she didnt tell you then how tf was you suppose to know.
You cant keep cats inside anyway cuz its just cruel.
Where was the cat gonna shit and piss if it dont do it outside?
imo she wont dump you and she'll just be pissed for awhile.
Dont let her treat you like a cunt or she always will. just my 2 cents worth

Dump her first.
Delete facebook.
Hit the gym.

Handcuff her to the headboard and keep her there until she decides to stay.
Also make sure to steal her phone and keep texting and posting on her facebook n shit chicks do so it looks like she is still doing that.
Slowly start doing more depressing and racist shit so her friends all leave.
When there are only a few left, delete the accounts.
By then she should have either succumbed to Stockholm's syndrome or become too weak to leave you.

Yes he can, duct tape her to the floor.

This is simple. Don't listen to anyone else. You need to approach her and tell her you fucked up and you're extremely sorry about what had happened. You also need to tell her that you know that nothing you will ever do can make up for what you did. Then, tell her that things are obviously not working out. Tell her that she disrespected you the way she got angry with you. You will not put up with a bitch that treats you like that. Tell her to never call, text or make third party contact with you ever again. If she does you will file a civil lawsuit against her and a restraining order.

She will be sucking on your cock within minutes.

But people die when they're killed

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you dont
you learn to get over it and get on with your life
trust me

Give her hyperfericum perforatum. It neutralizes anti baby pill ;)

If she does FUCK her mom and sister, preferably at the same time.

Dude, she already cheated on you.

*Hypericum

Beat her into unconsciousness with your retard strength. Put her in the fritzl-dungeon under your house. Keep her, and breed with her forever.

Holy shit are you legit retarded? Litter boxes are a thing.

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Just make sure you speak first

Agreed

okay, i'm gnna do this

Well what did u do to make her mad at you? If she's out of your league then u should be doing nothing wrong to keep her?

She's breaking up with you for a few possible reasons

>She's fucking someone else.
Not much you can do there

>She wants something and is doing this to test the water
Only way to keep her is give in

>You've done something she just isn't happy about
Maybe you fucked up like hit her too hard or kept on fucking her when she was passed out
In which case you can sit down with her and talk about it, chances are she may forgive you, but you're on thin ice.

Yes I am
But not so retarded to let a cat shit in my house
Plus its just fooken cruel to not let it out.
That cat probably spent all day looking out the window.
If you dont mins a cat shitting in your house thats up to you but I think its dirty

better than tinder! plenty of horny whores of your city on strg.co/eMc

Diagnose the problem she has in your relationship and fix it

Post nudes

you lose your worth as a human if you look weak without her. Who wants someone who cant be a strong person through tough shit?

Aside from that there is nothign you can do to stop this. Why would you want to be with someone you have to convince to be in a relationship with you? Youve gotten a girl once, you can do it again. Keep your head up and get your head out of the dirt

You're pathetic, OP.

....and your done. Fucking loli hentai bullshit while having a 10/10? Come on OP...you are not intelligent enough to keep a girlfriend. Therefore u don't deserve to procreate. Pls sterilize yourself for future reference. We don't need anymore idiots like you running around.

Dump her or just take it. No one wants half a woman or half a man. Stand tall you cuck

Yea except he'll fucking loose the dog too. KEK

you don't want to be in a one-sided relationhip anyways. You'll recuperate.

>she found my hentai folder that had some loli in it and I had to explain that they were just memes

>I had to explain that they were just memes and I didn't actually jerk off to them.

mindhive

>I'll never get another gf again.
Yeah you will. You just need confidence, that's all.

When the time comes just be calm and say ok, nothing more just ok, open a tinder acount in front of her and go away like it was nothing

Force her to eat a bowl of eggs.

This is the real problem. Animal killing pedo. Good luck lol

don't forget to fuck her BFF as soon as you get the chance.

You cant just /thread yourself.

tbh suggesting buying her a new cat was a horrible mistake, its not like a new cat is going to make up for the relationship she had with her cat. You are just a fucking ignorant dumbass who thinks everything can be replaced... and now you are.. GJ user

Do you have a secret, soundproofed room in your basement?

>pls don't leav me i can't live without u bby pls imma kill myself omfg bby pls don't leave

Do you think this might be why she's breaking up with you?

nvm i see

This is why you keep all porn on an external harddrive and keep it where only uou can get it you fucking pleb - if you want to enjoy that shit be cleaver about it

> She only had the one cat
> and I killed it

I think I found found the reason why she is breaking up with you.

My sides

I too have fucked up my only chance with a 9/10 but not to this level of autsim

Can't forever fake the normie life welcome back

You've downloaded that image three times?

Or he has multiple images called KEK

>You are a CUCK

Post pics of her and I'll let you know how.... trust me I'm a virgin

first of all, you didn't kill the cat, someone else did. second, let the relationship end. people stay in shitty relationships because they think they'll never have anything as good but it's bullshit. move on.

maybe it means KEK x 2? as in two times the kek

True.

I WANNA BE IN THE SCREEN CAP! DONT FORGET ME!

You dont have to add me, I'll understand. Im never in the screencap.

no thats fucking retarded

uhhh some faggot ran over some shit and got his shit owned

WOW you are a retard

break up with her first. the preemptive breakup almost always works.

Steal the cats corpse instead?

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Pet cemetery

Yep. I made the mistake of breaking up with my girlfriend, then trying again because she begged me. A month later, she broke up with me.

>mfw

Never again. Fuck women. Fucking whores.

you didnt treat her like she was expendable thats where you messed up.