In shower

>In shower
>Turn around
>See this
Wat do?

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wonder how the fuck I got so tall

>who even uses bar soap anymore

have a fucking heart attack

Bend her over and fuck her silly

Her?

I do. It's way cheaper than shower gel and, if you chose a good soap, does the job as well if not better than shower gel.

user is blind

Jump up and down thumping my head while biting my tongue and saying "NAM-EEH NAM-EEH NAM-EEH NAM-EEH NAM-EEH"

Then bite my hand til it bleeds

I used to use bar soap until I realized I went through it a million miles an hour.

I find I get my money's worth out of gel. I have one of those shower scrubby things, so you don't need as much to cover you since it lathers up really well.

thank god for answering my prayers that i get to shower with bailey when she was at her peak

Try not to scare her

>jump backwards
>hit my head hard and fall down
>my unconscious body gets fucked, sucked etc
>wake up and stand up, cum is dripping out of my ass, down my legs
>have a little bit of cum on my chin too
>wait a second
>im dont have a chin
>tfw i am pic related

Wat do?! Fuck her of course. She is the hottest internet has to offer.

I know right, how the fuck would anyone not notice another person getting into the shower with them.

Lather up and fuck.

KEK

Wait.... Why does she have a dick?

No Chin Music

I use bar soap too. I get Dove men's care. Its not even that cheap. I get it cuz its good, smells good, lasts a long time for an 8 pack.

why does anyone have a dick?

>360 and walk away

any man with 2 hands has a raping chance

Smack that bitch so hard his fucking pig tails fall out, teach the bitch to spook me, then id fuck it

>think "holy shit Bailey Jay is actually a midget"

She is one of those special cases that she is so cute that she has feminine penis as well.

better than tinder! plenty of horny hoes of your city on bsft.fr/si9o

Ellsworth vs. Bayley

Book it, Vince.

Fucking Kek

For real If I turned around and saw a tranny standing in my shower I would just haul off and punch it in the face with out even thinking. In fact if I turn around and anything or anyone is in my shower I am swinging

kek

"she's" 5'5" so more or less.

>bayley

kek

"Well fag, you gonna suck my dick or what? I got shit to do"

This thread is fucking gold

Bend over

Throw up and kick HIM in the dick

Trips + dubs can't lie.

Knock the absolute shit out it.

Press charges later because I know that bitch fag has money.

*teleports behind jay*
*sticks my katana in bum bum*
nothing personnel kid

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>"katana"
fucking kek

Irish spring 4 lyfe mother fucker

Gieb succ

Get on my knees and suck that beautiful dick

drop my soap

bailey jay is shit and you should feel ashamed for even asking.

>loofa master race

>turn her around
>fuck her in the ass while i tug on her pork steeple
>both cum in each others mouths
>proceed with cum swapping

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Turn 360 and walk away

better than tinder! plenty of horny hoes of your city on bsft.fr/si9o

clean her balls with my tongue

>can you pass the little scrunchy wash thing pls?
>thx jay ur the best can always count on u 2 be there for me thx
>looks bailey jay in the eye
>looks at perspiring glass of baileys on edge ov sink
>whyd i always bring baileys in the bathroom lol
>watchu thinkbout
>oh nothing bailey jay
>nothing
>bits lip
>bailey
>ye
>can u
>what
>can you hold me pls?

fucking deep man

>grab hips
>pull towards me
>kiss neck
>kiss nipples
>turn it around
>bend it a little
>play with dick around asshole
>rub dick between thighs
>put it on its knees
>cum on face
>bye bye faggot gtfo

Have her eat my ass.

god you are SO STUPID. you can only walk away from the range of 1-359 degrees. it is in fact impossible to turn and walk away at a full 360 degrees. i can't believe how stupid you are.

This

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Hello and welcome to the internet.

In order to turn 360 you have to take the radius of a sphere(being a rounded shape) and multiply by π

rπ=total distance traveled×2
60π=180
Multiple by two to get the full distance
180×2=360

You're turning, and then walking. If there's no obstacle in your way, then you're walking away.

Grab the shower head, and hit it, hit it, till it dies

explain how i literally just did that then?
>I'm not a robot

inb4 u s a robot

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Shit myself then slip and hit my head

a ninja trap?

>tfw time traveller
>get to fuck bergly jerg before she got fat and married
Fuck it.

better than tinder! plenty of horny whores of your city on bsft.fr/si9o

your grammar here is incorrect. If you are using the oxford comma, which I'm assuming you are otherwise you are way off, then it should read:
>Grab the shower head and hit it, hit it till it dies
What you've typed reads:
>Grab the shower head (pause) and hit it (pause) hit it (pause) till it dies
that last pause makes you sound like a nugatron which makes me think you would most likely slip over and land on bailey's dick right up your well ahem ykno ;)

Turn back around.

>grab neck
>lift her of ground
>kiss, the smack is strong
>smash face against wall
>look who dropped the soap
>surprize butt secks

Autism.

"I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook!"

what is walking backwards???

Ultimate reverse baiterino

>taking the bait