I'm going to share a story with you today Sup Forums, i present Fuhrer Daren
>Be 4 years ago, 16, in highschool
>Kid named Daren at school, obsessed with germany
>I don't mean just likes the culture, i mean obsessed
>Wants to become a citizen, believes they were far superior to all others, etc.
>He says random shit in german sometimes
>Even though its doubtful that he knows what it means
>One day we have to write a made up word for class
>fucking german word.
>be sitting at lunch table, talking
>suddenly the fuherer says "german planes were better"
>what the fuck
>kid's just playing war of thunder or some shit on phone
>FF be halloween circa 2012
>mein fuhrer comes as as a german soldier, officer hat and all
>yells nein at people
>no ones doing anything
>Jewish kid, lets call him Danny gets pissed
>danny is 6'2, plays basketball
>pretty good for a jew
>daren is 5'8, maybe.
>Danny confronts daren
>"What the fuck is wrong with you dude, you can't come dressed as a german soldier
>"Nein, jew"
>so began the end of daren
cont?
I'm going to share a story with you today Sup Forums, i present Fuhrer Daren
YES PLEASE CONTINUE THIS WITH UNDEAD STALIN
>cont?
no, fuck off
This was at the daren know he had fucked with the wrong soviet
Funniest thing I ever read on Sup Forums
Cont. Fuhrer Daren part 2
>Starting to think there is actually something wrong with the fuhrer
>Danny visibly mad now
>Tells Daren to fuck off
>Daren says "If you don't like my hat, take off yours
>points at danny's yamaka
>fucking christ
>Danny takes daren's hat
>mein fuhrer is mad
>"that was my grandpa's"
>great, darens grandpa was a fucking nazi, not surprised
>Danny won't give it back
>what happens next confirms that something WAS wrong with daren
>lets out ear shattering screech, with the force of a thousand downys
>fuck, it's the apocalypse
>charges danny, manages to knock him to the ground
>"gimme my hat, fucking jew"
>Danny slams his fist into daren's face
>daren's on the ground, probably dead
>kid's are just staring
>teacher walks out and see's this shit, goes fuckin' nuts
>Daren is ok, somehow. but he's pissed. he wants revenge.
>Danny get's sent to office for aggresion
>i go as witness tell them what happened
>explain daren's problems to us
>"I don't c are that doesn't mean he can be a nazi"
>oh danny, you innocent soul
>daren wasn't done, he would be back with his SS...super spuds
cont...
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Cont. Fuhrer Daren part 3/10
>Both were suspended for 3 days
>come back next week on monday
>Daren has been confined to the tard room now
>apparently he was a lesser tard, so was given roaming rights
>not anymore
>Thing's are great, no german words being yelled at random times
>no speeches on why germany was the better army in WWII at lunch, it's great.
>ff 2 weeks, daren is out.
>At lunch him and a group of 4 other tards approach us
>he's with the reaaal retards now
>im talking full blown can only screech and shit their pants kinda tards
>oh boy
>"Heya user, like my crew"
>seriously what the fuck that's not a crew
>Danny has been sitting with me for past 2 weeks
>so now, daren see's him
>danny gives him look of disgust
>daren doesn't care, he's got his crew
>Mein fuhrer has his reich
>"Go away, daren"
>You gave me black eye"
>danny just stares at him, genuinely couldn't care fucking less
>"well, that's what you get for being a nazi and tackling someone"
>danny is legitimately asking to be raped by tards
>4 of the tards approach, and gather around danny
>i know that the holocaust begins today, the lunch table is poland, and i am at it
>One of the tards slaps danny
>"what the fuck!?!?!"
>i'm just staring
>daren is looking away, like he doesn't care
>he mutters something incomprehensible in german
>all the tards with daren, fucking screech at once
>current year
>not typing story out in advance
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
cont. Fuhrer Daren 4/10: WW:Daren
>All the tables were silent, everyone just stared
>Danny told the tards to fuck off
>nope, they shut that shit down
>One of them, a big tard, let's call him Duke pulls danny of the bench
>slams him on the ground with retard strength
>duke is 6'1" so, he matches danny
The other tards, so like 4 start fucking shit up
>Duke just goes batshit
>"doowooont tell mweee to fuhk awwf"
>I get up, seeing that i've had enough, tell daren to leave him the fuck alone
>i recieve a helicopter arm from a female tard, sally
>it didn't hurt, until like 6 more of them came
>i can't hit a girl, much less a retarded one
>daren just watching, waiting
>someone got the tard wranglers, they come after em
>they all start fucking bolting
>danny is bleeding from the head, oh shit
>one of the tard wranglers stays to help, like 4 others go to find the rest of the nazi tards
cont.op
cont. Fuhrer Daren 5/10: judgement
>The tards were caught, but not without cost
>tard wrangler got a terrible punch to the gut, threw up.
>duke permanently confined to tard room
>sally gets away, the other 3 tards are???
>daren, since he didn't technically throw a punch gets off scott free
>And he STILL isn't done with danny
>it becomes him just saying weird shit to danny in german
>danny visibly annoyed, but he's not about to hit a tard again
>in steps the equivalent of the soviet union
let's call him Mark, a good friend of mine, has watched this shit.
>he feels bad for danny, and has reason to hate daren too
>daren once told mark to fuck off along with all his "Nigger family"
>mark is black btw
>mark never told anyone about the nigger family part
>he goes to danny, tells him he'll help if he needs it
>oh mark, you sweet sweet child.
>daren hears of this
>an alliance forming against him?
>fuck no
>daren KNOWS mark won't do shit, so he, walks by mark casually one day and drops a note
>it's covered in....odd stuff to say the least, might be shit
>god knows whats on those fingers
>it reads "this between me n danny, nigga"
>i've noticed daren is slowly getting more retarded
>Mark laughs, shows me
>i laugh, and tell him daren needs to be stopped
>ff about 3 months we're in late january/early february now
>Daren has only gotten worse
>He and a few of the tards that remained with him are just being cocks
>Daren manipulates them
>he KNOWS they're stupid, he takes advantage of that
>Tells them to do bad shit, they don't know any better
>and no one does anything, cause they're retarded
cont. Fuhrer Daren 6/10 D-day (dick day)
>Mid february
>daren decides to unleash hell
>after class, by lockers
>2 tards come up, start talkng to us
>ah well, who cares
>seems like innocent talk
>then another tard shows up
>and another
>and i hear a word "nein"
>danny, gets head rammed in the back while screeching occurs
>he falls down, daren comes by, gives the tard 5 bucks
>this fuck is giving tards MONEY to do shit
>this goes beyond even what i'd do to manipulate a tard
>Mark confronts daren
>"enough of this shit daren"
>screech, screech. Mark gets swung at by a tard
>mark sucker punches the tard, kid goes down hard, hes unconscious
>fuck fuck FUCK
>this is bad. like REALLY bad, mark is gonna get a shitstorm for this.
>teacher walks by, see's the shit that happened. Daren looks at her, looks at mark
>teacher looks at the dying tard
>mark gets yelled at, tries to explain all that's been happening for past 4 months
>the slurs, the messing with lockers, the fuckery
>they don't care
>"then neither do i"
>he fucking slams daren
>daren falls
cont
i dont like that the black guy is the hero, but thats because im a racist autist.
thanks for this story, its made my night.
cont. fuhrer daren 7/10
>Daren isn't getting up, and the the spuds go crazy
>They leash out at mark, but mark knows better
>teacher tries to break them up, tard hits her
>mark has had enough, don't hit a woman
>punches tard #3, he's howling in pain
>sally's back
>sally see's whats happening, just stares
>sally yells at mark and danny
>tf did danny do?
>wrangler comes and gets sally
>its over
>mark taken away by like 3 teachers
>i don't see mark for 3 weeks
>he got suspended for 1 week, then in house suspension for 2.
>teusday 3 weeks later. mark returns
>daren is no longer bothering us, he stays a waaays away from mark.
>but not from marks girlfriend
>Sasha, lets call her
>fuhrer can't take mark, but sasha...yes
>he starts being a dick to sasha, calls her a hoe
>the kid is going to be executed by mark
>sasha complains
>Mark tells her simple: i can't do anything
>he'll get expelled if he hits another asshat
>so sasha goes off on him
>breaks up with him for "not defending her"
>mark is broken
>a brother has fallen
>i tell danny
just wait for the finale, what daren did, i still remember vividly to this day. the kid had balls, i'll give him that
cant wait Sup Forumsro
this is really good
cont. fuhrer daren 8/10
>danny feels bad, but tells me plain
>you know what'll happen
>i tell him, if i do anything it's my first offense
>we bait daren
>make him do something that is sure to get him fucked
>so we do
>operation tardmageddon
>Danny and i purposely walk by daren, say sly shit that annoys him
>goes on for a few days
>eventually, we leave something in darens locker
>its a printed out picture of the news article speaking of germany's fall, of hitlers fall
>we make sure to highlight the part speaking of falling, the end.
>daren is annoyed
>do something terrible
>leave love letters to daren
>4 years later and we're sorry about this Camille
>someone had to be the bait.
>daren actually thinks cami loves him, and his "shows of strength and power"
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cont. fuhrer daren part 9: collapse
>Daren, after a week of this shit and kik'ing him from a fake account, pretending to be cami
>we tell him to come sit with cami at lunch
>we sit at the next table over, but hidden
>daren keeps talking to cami like they're dating, shes disturbed
>send a quick kik to daren "follow me, i want your lips"
>cami ALWAYS goes to wash her hands like 3 times at lunch, shes a germ freak, but hot.
>When she goes around the corner to wash hands, so does daren
>scream
>another scream
>we all run around corner
>daren trying to kiss cami
>she aint want it
>he do
> "but baybee what aboot last night"
>what the fuck is he talking about, says cami
>we laughin our ass of
>girl steps in tries to pull him off, daren, being the tard ass he is...
mfw op intentionally let this fall to page 9 and will let it 404 before finishing
racist here, still tuned in for that finale
>Sieg Heil,
but shit I wanna hear the end of this.
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cont. fuhrer daren finale: social suicide
>He yells at girl "she is mine!!!"
>daren backs off confused
>cami fucking rips this kid to pieces, verbally
>i don't know what you're talking about, i'd never date you or say that shit
>daren is broken, pissed.
>he shows messages
>Cami has no idea
>her friends agree
>teachers pull up, so does tard squad
>"daren tried to sexually assault me"
>oh fuck what, not part of plan
>if daren gets charged....
>he's tard so they might give him pass....
>cami explains what happened
>daren shows messages
>teachers don't understand kik, after explaining they know it was someone catfishing daren
>daren see's us laughing our asses off
>he knows
>"it wuz dem!!!!"
>everyone looks at us, see's us laughing
>daren charges, in fucking rage mode, he does not care anymore
>we dodge his charge, and shit hits the fan
>all 3 of us are put in detention, sent to school guidance councilor to work shit out
>after a week of this shit, they think we're on good terms. still, 2 weeks detention.
>both me and danny get out
>daren is basically over, girls think hes a sex offender
>daren becomes outcast
>gives up on girls, tells people hes gay
>wat
>daren gets perma-confined to tard room after tons of girls come up as witness saying he did do this shot to mark danny and i.
>daren is gone
>WW daren is over
>Do one last thing
>put not in his backpack when he isn't lookinh
>"jew lose"
The suspense is killing me.
Someone for the love of god screenshot this for the archives.
same guy here. thank you for this. i love tard storys. have a good one user.
thanks fam
we've been needing a good greentext for a while now
put me in screenshot
i have witnessed an awesome tard story, thanks user
we need a screen shot of this for the archives
OP here, this'll be my last post in this thread: I'm 20 now, and room mates with mark and danny in college. we still tell the story of fuhrer daren. Wanna know what the best part is? daren's brother is our RA, at the local town college (where we all attend) he doesn't know we're the danny, mark and me that daren knew in school
ive got the whole damn thing
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