i'll start.
>i don't turn on the tv for background noise when having sex
>i take tp and dab my dick after peeing so i don't get piss on my underwear
>i cook all my meals, shitty cooking or not
>when i get home i take off my socks and put on a fresh pair just for the house
>before crossing the street i look left, right, left, then right again even if there are no cars
>when angry bummy black people cross my path i look at them in the eyes
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>When bbc cums in my mouth I get angry but still swallow
>I say I'll give men a reach around but don't
>I like my tendies frozen
>>i take tp and dab my dick after peeing so i don't get piss on my underwear
A million times this. And flushable wipes for poops, stick it into my asshole fingertip-deep and swirl it around. And daily application of Booty Fresh before showers.
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I always wash my ass after a shit. After wiping, of course.
oh yes butt wipes actually make all the difference.
with what? how?
I sit on the bath tub edge with my ass inside and use the shower head and soap.
I wipe from the front
why not use butt wipes?
better than tinder! plenty of horny moms of your city on bsft.fr
I was raised this way.
water+soap feels better! almost like you just showered
details? this is juicy. pun intended.
I just had a baby, if you want to make your life ×10, buy a baby wipe warmer
>take a perfect shit
>one drop
>grab a baby wipe
>it's warm
>8am
>gasm from the comfy
Well, when I was a kid in the mid 90's there were no such things as butt wipes in post communist Romania. So after I wiped, my parents thought me to also wash. I got used to it so now it feels weird not to wash. It is like not brushing my teeth before I go to sleep.
>>i take tp and dab my dick after peeing
then whats the underwear for? whenever i skip my undies for the day that's my only regret.
feel like that strip is missing a scene before scene 4.
warmer? what like a heating pad?
does the poop particles scatter into your butt hair during washing? making you overall dirtier, yet overall cleaner in the end?
I wipe as much as possible beforehand, so everything is actually very clean. I will probably get a bidet at some point.
Well, as clean as an ass can be.