Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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I hate these porn ads.
>Fuck mobile posting
So that's why you're always sad :^)
FUCKING
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God fucking damnit Mizore, where were you?
But you want me to though.
I know that's why I don't really see a reason in making shit up
And you're being an overly aggressive twat for no reason
desktop masterrace is getting them to
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That's actually because I hate life
Saber claim
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Pretty good and you
>Got ignored
:^(
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My screen is covered in ASIAN SLUTS, DONT FUCK MY DAUGHTER and ABUSE ME ads
Cuteby
>And you're being an overly aggressive twat for no reason
Yeah disregard that
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That's a nice tummy.
That's a nice bote :^)
Also a cute.
Let's all praise the cute and mighty Kyouko!~
Calm you ass down bitch, it's too lewd. Go get dressed or something!
>Taiga claimed
I'm doing well
>TFW no neko underwear Alice :(
>Envy for all of these
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Yet alive
Tummy a best
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Ded?
I'm going with ded
Desktop has a block
Mobile has reroute malware that downloaded without permissions.
>and people wonder why I don't care about the latest phone.
Just pray it away.
>I miss j list
magic ghost hair can go through hats
Is there anyone that love theirs?
That's a nice magical girl :^)
Welp, I'm sorry, I guess you like too many of my pics :^)
I don't know really. But oh well.
Up to anything?
>it's hard keeping up with all of this, sorry.
Ohayou Saber.
Hey hey, it was only because Kyouko asked for it.
No u.
So how come you're alive now then?
Lewdzore.
The ahoge is perfection and must not be obstructed
No you, with these lewd and cute pics.
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what bout mini or clover. no ads there.
kyouko put some pants on jeeze
thick ruby is thick
hi mai
カラミチーマス
Me too.
Now I'm sad
>It's fine
>That image
Is that so? Shows where your mind is :^)
Ohayou
What is the fucking point of claiming a fictional character? I could understand masturbating over them, but calling them your ''wife'' is so fucking misarable. I have more respect for cheese pizza lovers than you pathetic neckbeards
Best type moon claimed.
On the contrary, Saber becomes 10 times better with the ahoge removed.
I regret telling you my tastes tbh
Never!
Cute.
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Am I alone?
We hate ourselves much more than you can ever hate us.
WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
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Bitch :^)
I replied to (you) last thread
claimed
>WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
Because I'm me.
It doesn't hurt anyone, what's the big deal?
Alone in what?
Ugly paws
You're never alone.
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town
I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario
Because I'm lonely and have no friends besides you guys.
Mobile posting.
Can't block the ads since apps are shite.
Fucking insomniac
Go to sleep
How does it feel knowing that rapists are getting more pussy than you ever will? Atleast they put effort and energy to get laid, instead of sitting at home being a fucking misarable cunt
So I'm not alone after all
(ӦｖӦ｡)
Life?
Oh ffs
Well I may sleep since I have to get up early tomorrow, if I want to go to my high-school on time.
Right now downloading music and not doing anything
Can't, nose is itchy
We all are
>Being a rapist is better than not having sex
Clear b8
>Nose is itchy
Have you tried cutting it off?
No you are :^)
Jesus I love that video. Really shows the way I act when someone eats my fucking shit.
It'll only probably explode into blood, don't worry.
I'm sure there are some who do
I have a girlfriend, tho.
But I'm fine with that. I'm not that hungry for sex. I can control my libido
Idk if that's good or not
Kay. ;-;
Things I absolutely hate in life are pathetic losers who lost in life. UGH the thought alone makes me want to puke. I just want tie you losers up and cut you limb by limb
No you, you're cuter after all.
FUCK.
IT'S HARD TO KEEP UP WHEN DOING OTHER THINGS OKAY? I'm sorry ;~;
Hello gun~
Thick Ruby best Ruby.
Where my mind is? Well, uhm... ehh...
I don't know.
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You know I do this for m-- your own good.
Oh, so just like Amatsun.
Welcome back then~!
Same here, but I just can't get my schedule back. I used to go to sleep / wake up quite early, now I go to sleep late and wake up early anyways.
What kind of music?
Being a rapist is one of the best things in the world. Instead of being a fucking loser
>Says that
>Posts that pic
Sure lad.
mini's great, no ads. Sup Forums even approves it.
Lucky bastards
You just want me to send you lewds :c
>Oh, so just like Amatsun.
Fucking reee
I bet your ''girlfriend'' is either made-up or as misarable as you. I bet you two have the most awkward confersations. Fucking loser
Want to erp?
Tell me how you would mutilate me if you had me tied up.
CLAMING
Neither
You sound like you need to lose some steam, have you tried excersizing?
Nice pic, sorry I left earlier BTW
Getting a little lewd there Ruby
Not really anything in particular, just going through my library and listening to favorites.
youtu.be
I'm actually done with this thread
jesus fuck its cancerous
i'm gonna take a breather
maybe till later but i think i am done for good
piss of tiaga
How long have you been here? It hasn't been good for at least 9 months now.
I'd start with looking at you straight in the eye, without saying a word. Then proceed to turn off the lights and walk up to you. While you are begging me to stop, I would press my hands to your face and gently stroke your hair.
Jesus there are so many possible ways to continue, thinking about it makes me hard already
I agree fgts everywhere
I guess I'll miss you then, I hope this isn't the end though.
Clover FTW.
The last time I checked she was real.
She likes anime and those weeb things too. So it ain't that bad. But I don't talk much about it with the
Can we just pretend it is a good thing, then?
>I'm actually done with this thread
Cancer level already decreasing, nice.
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better than tinder! plenty of horny girls of your city on bsft.fr
I'm always here. Just haven't posted.
Never understood why people used saws to remove limbs, for bone yeah, but going through the flesh will dull it and just make you tired. A sharp blade, peel the meat at the joint, snap it out. Easy.
>inb4 edgy
Cooking class
Nice quality
:^}
The only way to lose my aggression is to see other people suffer. Fuck, seeing all these pathetic losers claim their ''wife'' makes me want to burn their families infront of their eyes, and proceed to gauge out their eyesballs
Of course it is.
Remember, you're never the problem, it's always other people, soiling your experience
Nice knowing ya.
I couldn't find the sandwhich picture and thought it conveyed it decently enough.
This is edgy.
Posting for shock value here is pointless, take it to reddit.
No
Rude
You may need some help
Honest opinion, how would you feel if I raped your girlfriend. Would you try to stop me or join the rape? I hope she is cheeses pizza, I like them tight
>sandwich
Huh? Wut? Hello to you too, I guess.
Chill out, dude~
Am I cancer to your heart too? :(
Welp, if you says so, then...
Nice gif quality
Hey now, we all have our opinions.
Imo Kyouko is a huge cutie.
Of course I do, that's why I talk to you, remember?
>I kid.
No worries.
Hey, catgirl Ruby is best Ruby. Aside from thick Ruby of course.
Oh, I'll stop it then. Posting cute from now on.
Don't know this band. I'm also wondering if that's english. I'm gonna guess it's not since it just doesn't sound like it but meh.
See You're one too Shinobuni :^)
You damn lurker. Lewds are always appreciated :^)
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please stroke to my waifu Sup Forums
People here pretend to have relationships with fictional characters and I need help for trying to get rid of them. Jesus this world is fucking retarded
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What will you do to me while I'm so helpless?