Confessions/ Off your chest tread

Confessions/ Off your chest tread.

Tell me your problems. I'm here to help.

I unironically like the nutshack

Are you alice

i get annoyed by losing in competitive games and tend to not enjoy them,

No, Lucy

Solution is to kill yourself

Tits or gtfo

i think i have fungus in my scrotum

Welcome to the real world Chuck,

I was the same. Then I realized I can just walk away when the salt starts. Also practice.

I fucking hare black people

I have trouble finding jobs that I find interesting. I have a terrible habit of getting a job, doing quite well at it, and then getting sick of it over the course of two months. I then quit, live off my savings and find a new job. I don't know what career I want, but I need to find a job I can stick with while I finish school. It's too stressful to keep switching over and over.

Go to the doctor.

If you can't afford it probably won't mind checking it out for you

David Bowie is speaking to
Me from
Beyond the grave, telling me the wonders of 13 year old pussy, what do?

I got a dick that won't stop growing

I am assuming school == college/university.

Are these jobs in your field of study? Or part time work like retail etc.

Have you looked into internships in your field? Some pay depending on the field which could help ensure some interest in the work you do.

But full disclosure even if you love the work, work is pretty bland after the first few months and becomes routine. Just helps if you're not miserable. Usually that means if the people are cool.

the night of hurricane Matthew, I made out with and fingered my good buddy's older sister and then she led me on for a week then just went back to her abusive ex after I told her I liked her, top kek would release nudes if i had them , sadly she only did stuff in person

I'm dating someone but I'm still in love with my ex

Side note. I am honestly very sad because I actually liked her

I have this strange buzzing emenating from my lower horn, how do I make it stop??

Aren't we all curious about that :)

Just try to keep busy and stick to adults for your own sanity/ safety. There's enough Loli & "young" porn around to keep things on the up&up.

Also Dd/Lg fetish can help if that's the aspect you're into.

where the fuck is alice

I was trolling you fucking reject

I hate everything. I have my own house that I paid 50% of up front. I have saving I have friends I have a wife I make 10 k above national average. You think I be happy but everything seems dull

This

I can't stop myself from taking advantage of my little cousin. She always wants to sit in my lap and cuddle with me when I sit down near her. She tells me she loves me and wants to be my wife and I know I should tell her no, by I don't I just laugh it off and tell her she's too young. Now recently she's been kissing me on the lips and trying to stick her tongue in, I'm scared of what I might do to her but I really do love her and would hate to hurt her.

MY HANDS ARE ON FIRE AND THE CAR IS NOT HOT

Harvest the lower horn and sell it on the alien black market

>alien black market
Unemployed Hispanics?

I'm lonely and I'm stuck in a shit town where I can't find any real friends. I'm not ugly or uncool and I'm pretty funny. Like I have a personality, I just can't find anywhere I feel accepted. I'm really miserable and I just want to find good friends.

i cant get a job and im broke and depressed as hell, want to die, getting fatter and fatter

Doctor, someone broke into my house and took a shit in my toilet. They didn't do anything but that. Why?

I wanna leave the people I know, I want to forget about them, I want them to forget about me.

Keep getting fat and evolve into snorlax

Kill them and then kill yourself. Win-win.

There is no way this works out in your favor. Be realistic. Stop her now before it goes further. Tell her you love her but she needs to wait until she's older to find a boy her own age to share herself with.

It's tough, we all have our demons. But it's not worth taking her down with you. She'll remember this and not fondly

i'll ask it one more time, where the fuck is alice?

I find myself enjoying the scent of my own farts

My cat's been missing for three days now. He disappeared a day before his first birthday. I had a card for him and his sister and a few presents each too. A fox lives right next to my house and I'm pretty sure it's killed my cat by now. If he doesn't turn up in a week or so I'm going to off myself.

I spy on my neighbours

I have a gambling addiction. I'm only telling you because I lost a bet.

Start working out. Do you have any healthy friends?
Seriously, ask for the help. This will get you out of the house and exercising/dieting.

And just getting out of the house/interacting will boost your self esteem which will make you more pleasant and give you more energy which can help with the job hunt!

Job hunts suck, we all go through it. What industry?

>what industry
It's probably food

I jerk it in my sisters pantsu every time I visit for the past decade+

Stop. Read a book, different type of window if you catch my drift.

If your name is Martti then please know that we wont forget.
Otherwise, dont leave your friends, user.

I think I wank off too much. 3 times a day.

I want to start hrt but i know if i do ill lose my family

Yikes. Which part of it gets you off, the panties? the sister? the risk?

Assuming it's NOT your sister you can seek those thrills without risking your relationship with her.

If it is your sis. Maybe just pretend? Or get help.

If your financially stable or set go for it. I wouldn't recommend it if not.

It's a scary task I know. But if you're really unhappy there are a TON of support groups. Seek out your local LGBT.

You could just come out to them and talk it out? I wish you the best, friend.

gud dem job takersss

also this ^

Do consider the cost before you start

Lucy, I really like this girl, but she's way out of my league. She's way smarter than me (and I'm not really an idiot, I guess), is from a relatively rich family, and does a lot of cool smart-person stuff. In addition, a good friend of mine recently started dating a girl I asked out to be rejected. It makes me feel really inadequate. I wonder what he has that I don't.
I really want to just say 'fuck it' and leave alone my desires for affection and/or companionship (despite what you may think, this honestly isn't to do with sex). I want to focus on the other things I do, get a job, make some money, and forget girls in totality because they've never really offered me anything but a lot of sleepless nights and frustration.

I have a bright future ahead of me, I think. It's just all muddled by a lot of loneliness. It might even dim if it keeps up.

A combination of the three it was supposed to be a one time thing that just didn't become a one time thing

some nigga wanted to share his mixtape with you

Why is it every time I take a minute and write a well thought out reply, the thread does this when I post it...

This makes me sad.

If you didn't have a wife you'd be much happier. She is a bigger ball and chain than the mortgage and job combined.

Just ask her out, be smart about it, don't just blurt it out. Find a decent moment when you won't embarrass yourself or her. She rejects you that's on here pal.

And he has his qualities, you have yours. Just have to find a girl into that.

Find a job and maybe you'll meet a girl there, just keep putting yourself out there. It'll happen eventually. It's a numbers game.

I don't find competition constructive in the long run. In the short run, sure, at first competition motivates people to improve and achieve greatness. But there's a threshold between that, and competition resulting in the worsening of quality, winning at any cost, not by virtue but by destroying your competition, a threshold that every competition eventually crosses, that leaves its participants and audience worse off than before.

Try something else that gives you the risk thrill (Sky diving or some shit)

The panties can be bought.

The sister can be fake. Read some literotica while jerkin into your own panties

I've been in the same boat for years. I just focused more in college and my career. I am FUCKING set now and have had a few relationships but no plans to marry. No pussy was to be found when I didn't have anything so I'll be damned if I give it all away in a divorce. Bunny Ranch is fun and a one time payment.:)

Cause you're trying to post well thought out shit on Sup Forums

just write your poorly spelled out emotional tirade and move on.