Why are dutch very autist?

why are dutch very autist?

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Because otherwise the entire country would be flooded

It's called innovative infrastructure, something of the 21st century.

wtf, i love my cunt now

>this flag
>this post

It's good though. I wish we could have something like that here too especially the flood prevention system.

>"build country on swamp?"
>"goed idee!" said jan

>be dutch
>have a glass of water
>trip over my wooden clogs and spill the water
>entire country is flooded
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Rude

>le current century
Shut the fuck up.

I hope many people died there. Fuck the Dutch.

>Netherlands
>mountains

fucking kek my muslim friend.

Those are hills, not mountains

Don't make fun of our roads and waterways, devil trips

Is it your time of the month already Hans?

I wouldn't worry about it

Wew, 1995?

Yes, good times

You making fun of their genius road work?

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Live here now, can't imagine that the water was this high.

Oh fuck you tinypic

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Why don't the Dutch just build their houses on stilts?

Because unlike those lucky sandniggers that our government foolishy allows, we will never accomodate the forced occupation of water.

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why dont the dutch just put everything on stilts?

Why don't you apologize to the fish?

Why don't you put the whole world in a bottle?

I'll never apologize to gay fish.

You can't put farms on stilts

Most buildings actually are. They have deep foundation to prevent them from sinking into the ground.

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Have you tried, yet?

Max comfy

Wouldn't be nearly as comfy, plus, current systems work fine.

Not him, but hes wrong of course. There are actually plans to do farming in tall buildings.

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Sure, just replace all farmland with buildings, you go go ahead and pay for it too.

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Voelt echt kankergoed om in Brabant te wonen

Canal bridge is an interesting idea, but in practice, the "draught" (maximum depth) is too small for most ships. Many bigger ships require 10+ meters of draught; these types of canals usually have 2 or 3 at most, often less.

It's a cute idea, but more of a novelty than something truly useful.

I think you underestimate how many waterways we have. Not all ships need to go over the same canals.

It's not meant to be the next fucking Panama canal, just to connect leisure waterways and small merchant shipping in Europe.

>be dutch
>drink too many really small foamy beers
>accidentally piss on the floor
>millions drown

Well, maybe you are just uncivilised?

Do you still have big intact swamps? Kinda like some kind of natural reserve? Swamps are cool.

Well at least we're not a fucking island on the side of the planet where nothing happens lmao

>being too far away for boat people to reach us
>clog wogs unironically consider this a bad thing

You can walk to our Islands. If the tide is right.

Although you better be out of the sea when the water rises.