Milf stories thread

Milf stories thread.

Post some of your milf hunting expirences, or repost some great stories. Old as the Dino's, or as fat as Neptune, post em.

I guess incest counts as well.

I'll start
>be me 19 going to college.
>everyone is young in class except for this older women named Clara.
>Clara is taking course because she wants To switch jobs. We get partners up for projects.

go on

>get first project, we organize when to meet, met up at library at around 3
>we get a ton of work done, and we get to know eachother better. She's had a kid but she's moved out awhile ago.
>her husband died years ago. She owns his house and lives off his pension. Stays I should come over some time and see the house. Really looks gorgeous
>ff a week, projects nearly done, library is full though. she mentions that I we can finish the project at her house.

Kep er goin

Checked

sounds like don jon

>Buddy was dating this girl once
>Called me, probably just to "break the ice" have a guy around
>They were at her older sisters house she had kids.
> We drank I brought my weed, in high school never left the house w/out my pipe and bag
>Night wines down she invites me to sleep in her bed.
>Tried tapping her with my feet, grabbing her butt, straight asked
>Didn't say no but didn't say yes pissen me off so I went to bed, left before she stopped pretending to be asleep

Not a great story but the only MILF one i got. Hardly a MILF really was not great looking but then nether was I so it was like a weird manatee mating ritual gone bad.

who has a hot mom?

>agree. We get in her car and she drives me to her house. Shit was fucking lavish. Large yard, two story with basement. Big driveway.
>she LEads me inside. Asks if I want a tour before we start. "Sure why not" I reply. She takes me through the house.
>everything is finely fucking furnished. Bitch has money. She takes me upstairs and starts showing off the rooms.
>opens door and we enter daughters room. Even though she's gine it's still the way she's left it. Pink everywhere.
>she eventually shows me to the master bedroom. As I enter I catch an eyeful of a painting on the wall. It's a portrait of her and what I assume to be her daughter naked on a black background.

I've been with mine for 2 years. She's 40, married and her husband approves.
Last Friday, she gave me a blowjob in my car outside. She told me she wanted to try anal.
Yesterday we tried it but she was too tight. I just came in her instead and her husband ate it out.

go on...

the naked portrait description killed my immersion. no one has paintings like that

Rich people do

>In the portrait her daughter is blond just like her and has a blond bush in the shape of a heart. Her boobs are slightly smaller than her mothers.
>look over at Clara's boobs. Fair sized, probably d cup and her nips are pierced. Look away from the picture not wanting to act like a perv. She stands in the dooray watching me.
>"oh sorry user, I forgot I had that in here...it's such a great picture though, me and my daughter he tons of fun getting it done. What do you think of it?"
>I look back at it. It's good, just kind of weird knowing it's her. "It's uhh...it's good Clara. It's um really nice."
>" I thought you would say that user." She smiles.
>fucking start spagging. "Ehh uhh shouldwe finish the project?" She looks disapointed but says yes. We go down to the basement and get to work.
>finally finish the piece of shit. Looking to get out of there fast. "Ooh user, our first project finished. We should celebrate." She goes and pulls a wine bottle from some shelf.
>she hands me a glass and pops the cork. "I uhh probably need to get..." She then spills like half the bottle onto me.
>"oh user I'm so sorry, ohh.

oh, i thought she would drug you, since you were not man enough to rape her from the beginning

Clearly your underage...she didnt want to be lable as a pedo

go on........

Moar

>pretty much soaked in wine. I sigh. "It's fine I'll just take a shower when I get home."
>"no no no, you'll do no such thing user. I have a perfectly good shower here. Give me your clothes quick and I'll try and get the stains out. You can use the master shower in my bedroom." She puts down the bottle and starts rushing around grabbing a basket for my clothes.
>i pull off everything but my boxers and hand them over to her. I quietly go upstairs into her bedroom, passed the fucked up portrait into her bathroom.
>you even been to an ancient Greek bathhouse? Nether have I up to this point.
>fucking everything was made of some white stone which I assume was marble.(I don't know my rocks)
>the counter and sink were the pinnacle of cleanliness. The toliet had steps leading up to it. STEPS. She also had both a shower and a bath. The bath could easily fit a some family of Mexicans
>the shower was one of those fancy ass glass ones. I pull off my boxers and put them in the counter before stepping inside.

>Be me 21 get DUI, sentenced to 10 weekends of community service
>community service is reporting to a high school and sitting around for 8 hrs on Sat and Sun
>meet 47 yr old alkie bitch doing her bit, she is the only female in the group
>shes slim and wears tight jeans so I chat her up...nothing else to do
>she is flattered that such a good looking young man like me is so nice to her
>she flirts hard with me and we take walks around the campus together
>One time we wander far off behind the tennis courts to the edge of the boundary
>start making out with her, she hits her knees, blows me
>from that point on it was our game to see how many secret places we could sneak off to
>find shot tons of secret hidden places
>fuck her in all of said hidden places
>get her totally naked and riding my cock a few times

was the best punishment a man has ever had to endure

>she comes in
>"oh user I didn't know you were so big
>I'm as big as a dinosaur
>I get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur

She didn't say no or yes and the hints were strong or at least in my fuckered mind they were. You think if I had raped her it would have canceled out the pedo?

this better not be the real ending nigger

go fuck yourself
more

>thre are so many fucking buttons and nobs. It's like the inside of a fucking nasa shuttle. I try and figure out hat the fuck is what, but it means fuck all.
>start turning one nob and the fucking pipes make a large gurgling noise. Turn it back immediately. Panicking internally. Try another, and lights turn on. I actually have no idea what the fuck is going on.
>hear the door open. "Are you having trouble user? Need me to show you which ones to turn?"
>"I uhh, let me get my boxers in first." Oh okay" she leaves and closes the door. I step out he out my boxers on before letting her in. She's not wearing any pants or panties only the shirt that she wa wearing before. You could see part of her pussy peaking out from under her long shirt.
>she's knows I looked. "I spilt some on my pants, I'm washing them now. But we're both adults user. Im sure you've seen it before."
>She walks past me into the shower. She starts pointing at nobs "this ones pressure, this ones hot, this ones cold. This does lights, this cleans, blah blah blah. Got it user?"
>I nod. "Oh and you'll need soap" she moves towards me and motions me out of the way. She then down only suing her back to reach a bottom cabinet, exposing her ass and pussy right to me.
>now I'm not saying her ass was the best thing I've seen. I've seen better, but it was really smooth, with no hair. And her pussy was completely shaved. In fact it was beyond shaved. It had to have been waxed. I had never seen such a clean pussy in my life.
>blushlikethebetaiam.
>erection starts forming. She stands back up

Keep it up god damnit

Go on...

bruh we cant stop this thread from dying. plz

Bumpin

bump, hurry up, nigger

>spagetti in my pockets starts pouring out
>spaghetti everywhere
>she drowns in spaghetti

Bamp bigga

my erection has started to form to..

dont let me down user

El bumpo.

Bump

Somebody screen cap this !

Bump

Bamp

bump

>she sees that I'm blushing. She has the most Slyest grin. "If your still afraid of not knowing how to use,the shower user I can come in with you" she gets close and hands me the soap.
>"I could even help you get clean, it's the least I could do after ruining your clothes." She wispears in my ear.
>I sit there rigid as a statue. Not really sure what to do. Her hot breath lingers on the side of my face for a little while. She takes my silence as a yes. She takes off her shirt while still standing inches apart from me. She is indeed pierced.
>she studies my face and the moves her hand to my boxers. "Don't want these to get wet user" she glides them down my thighs while kneeling down herself.
>I step out of the boxers and she gets a big look at my mighty average penis.
>"your so big user" she says as she starts playing with my dick.
>stoplyingyouoldwhore.png
>with one hand she plays with my sick, and the other with my balls. After a bit of this she stands back up. she softly grabs my hand and guides me to the shower.
>at this point I figure I'm all in the fucking her. Too late to back out now. "Clara I don't want to be mean, but before we do anything shouldn't I grab a condom?"
>she slumps against the back of the shower and slowly starts rubbing her clit. "Im clean user. And I'm old. No eggs left. its a perk"
>Welp alrighty then.
>I climb into the shower and close the shower doors.

type faster SHIT

Dude, are you typing one-handed?

Gotta jerk it while he types bruh

>she starts the shower
>water is very hot and steamy
>i start to kiss her
>she rips a massice fart
>shower farts always smell bad but this is horrible
>i puke

Probably

I'll post the quick version of mind
10 min break at work

>move into an apartment with a couple in their 40s for work, bay area, Craigslist
>they are super, gf is 48, 5" 4 130lbs
>they break up 3 months later
>I invite her to the bar with me 2 months later
>she wants to get back out there
>we have fun, gst shit faced
>bacm at the apartment at 2am
>she wants to drink more and keel dancing
>me at 23 am tired. And she still has energy
>an hour, 6 shots and 10 amokes later

Fucked one after she got out of a mental ward ppd for the win. Just watch for hot chicks to have babies and wait for them to check in. They get lonely and the attention is what they crave. Afterwards they won't talk or acknowledge unless he finds out. Then she goes back in. I have fucked two Milfs both around 30. Both swallowed and begged for cum. I posted the video to a friend's Dropbox. His wife found it and flipped. It may be out there. She had blue hair. It was dark. She was nasty. Took it up the ass and sucked your cock. She was thirsty for cum always. Then her boyfriend showed up. Fucking good times. Both were at least 7's I've fucked one famous person. She's been famous for a while. Did a movie as her real profession. We met during college. Fucked and sucked for years. We would probably fuck tomorrow if we were alone. She was cool. I miss her. I fucked one chick that was in America's worst tattoo. She had a gay bear. She said she wanted a Grizzly. She was a drawfag for a while. I have porn of her. She's pretty much the worst person I have met.
I fuck a lot.

>be me
>be 16
>feeling really horny one night
>decide to post to craigslist
>"young guy looking for older woman to have fun with"
>get about 6 real replies
>decide to message this one in particular
>ask for pics
>she sends the hottest pics of her ass, everything.
>we decide to meet up
>super sketchy
>she picks me up with her husband driving
>we go to the local walmart and park way in the back
>she asks her husband to go inside walmart while she "gets acquainted with me"
>we talk and stuff
>she unzips my jeans and starts getting me hard
>at this point im fingering her
>she compliments me by saying "you're pretty good with your fingers"
>she starts sucking my cock
>literally the best feeling ever
>when i tell her im about to cum she goes super hard and even grabs my balls
>cum hardest ive ever cum in my life
>she swallows every drop and keeps sucking
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>on the way back to my apartment she's feeling me up and jerking me off

>she cries
>telling me how lonely she is
>tells me she just wants a good man
>she cries more
>starts sobbing "user... I just wanananananat to have sex 'sobs'"
>I tell her how smart and strong she is
>I make a move
>I remember seeing Viagra in the cabinet
>her bf must have been not very good
>I pull her to her bedroom, I undress her
>she is reluctant but OK with it
>kicks me out, tells me to come back in 10 mins
>I come in, she's wearing lace lingerie she must have had for 10 years
>I strip fully naked
>she touches my cock, cries... I can't do this you're my roommate and your so young
>I tell her "you're right I can't do this"
>takes a hold of my cock... user yes you can do this. Please fuck me, please you feel so good

>she hands on to my cock... "Please you fe Fe Fe 'sobs' sooo goood.. I just want sex please fuck me"
>I oush her on the bed. Start to eat her untrimmed pussy
>she's crying
>I gst on top, she cries, please fuck me user.. You feel so gooohoohoohoooogoooooood
>I pump slow
>I can tell she hasn't been fucked in awhile
Yadadada I came on her tits. I lived with her for another year and a half. We had sex 2 more times and we are still good friends to this day. This was 5, years ago.

You yada yada'd the best part!

No he mentioned the bisque

What happened next?

...

>she turns on the shower and begins running hot water. Slowly she begins dancing in it, giving me A tease now and again. Eventually she slids closer to me.
>"user can you clean me up, I feel so dirty." I kind of stand there for a second before realizing why she ment. I step towards her and begin running the soap over her body, beginning with her shoulders and moving down her back.
>as I do this she buries her head into my chest and rubs my stomach slowly. Her breathing becomes slow and heavy.
>I use the hand with the soap to go I've an area, then use my other hand to rub it in. Slowly I make way down her back until I reach her ass.
>can confirm, it was smooth as fuck.
>when I start cleaning it she moves her head up and starts kissing/sucking my neck in various places, only stopping to let out a soft moan here and there.
>I start playing her as cheeks more than cleaning them. Slowly grabbing them ovr and over, running my hands up and down. I then get the bright idea to massage her anus, sleepy pushing in and around it.
>she pushes off me slightly and bits my chin "dirty dog, I want to get clean, not make a mess"
>I get the message
>go back to playing with her ass a bit more before moving down to her pussy. I drop the soap in order to start fingering her. She pushes away from me when I do.
>"oops, looks like you've dropped the soap user...let me get it for you..." She winks.
>turning around she slowly bends down locking her knees, spreading her perfect ass and pussy. She begins waving it back and fourth slowly, lazily grasping at the soap. "It's so solo, slippery user...
>fucking can't take it anymore.

What were some of the places? Can't just leave that shit out

>get back to my hotel after drinks with the boys at the pub
>warm summer night, get a drink at the hotel bar on the patio, looking over the harbor
>notice a woman watching me out of the corner of my eye
>look at her and wink
>gotta piss, so I head to the bathroom
>lady I winked at stops me in the lobby, hands me a napkin with her room number on it
>go back to the bar, get another drink then head up to hers

Don't know if she was a milf, but she had a ring

.pmuB

We can't fucking take it anymore either, post faster man.

HR director at work is total milf. I've met her husband and she talks about her kids all the time, but I can't stop thinking about getting her naked. Wat do?

Continue masturbating, alone and ashamed. It is our way.

The only way.

i fucked a woman that was my age (25) that has a kid. not sure if Sup Forums considers that a milf.

>line myself up and then fucking slim into her, ramming my cock up her pussy. Little more loose than I expected. It ends up hurting us both. I don't care.
>I slam her into the other end of the shower. She cries out for a second before giggling. "This is why you never drop your soap in the shower. Things can get rough."
>I start pounding really hard, making grunts as I go long. She starts moaning heavily inbetween her high pitched pleas of "harder, more" and "don't stop". I grab one of her arms and pin it against her back. Her other arm is pressed firmly against the wall.
>I lean into her more pressing her face against the wall as well. I can start to feel it building inside me. Suddenly her moaning and pleas stop and she gasps for air. Her legs begin shaking before giving out beneath her completely. I struggle to hold her up as I fuck her harder.
>she lets out a an earpiecing low moan as her pussy clamps down hard on my dick, pulsating, trying its hardest to milk bit of what I have in me. It pushes me over the edge and I give in, pumping her full with my hot, young load.
>I lose my footing and slip and as a result so does she. We both fall to the fall and just sort of slump and lay ontop of eachother, breathing heavily.
Eventually we climb off one another and I sit with my back against one of the shower walls, while she climbs in my lap.
>we just sit there enjoying the afterglow, as she slowly rubs my thighs while I rub her stomach, muttering each others names.

We pretty much fucked the entire school year after this. Everyone knew we fucked after that day cause we became really close to one another and couldn't keep our hands off one another. She introduced me to her daughter later, and now we're dating which is pretty cool. She doesn't know I still fuck her mother though. Also I'm pretty good to inherit her small fortune as well. Life's good Sup Forums

Gotta go to be now though. Was fun. Milfs are the best.

nice story user.
i really hope this is true.

*applause*

Welp, I'm going to bed.

I salute you OP, thanx for sharing your story Sup Forumsro