>Be me
>Alfred
>Cleaning the Batcave one night while Master Bruce is out
>Suddenly hear creaking at the Batcomputer's chair
>Prepare myself for a fight
>Creep over slowly behind a wall
>I suddenly pounce striking a butler flavored fighting pose
>I literally shit myself when I see Master Bruce dressed in his Batman outfit on the chair tugging his Bat-Beef™
>I notice a picture of myself held tightly and wrinkled in his free hand
>Master Bruce notices me and shouts my name in surprise
>He stutters as he drops the photo
>The Cock Knight was still risen
>I'm suddenly enticed by his veiny wiener
>"Please, Master Bruce, call me Alfredo. Now come here and get a taste of my ravioli," I told him as I pulled my pants down, revealing the pounds of shit I had dropped
>He took off his cowl and rushed over, bringing with him the mayonnaise, cilantro, tomato slices, and Big Mac Sauce he had with him
>I felt him mold my butler bits into a bowl
>My ass felt like Clayface while Masturbator Bruce twiddled his fingers to make edges on the shit bowl
>Forcefully he laid me down and began to pour all of the ingredients in the bowl
>Mixing them with his fist, he then tore off the bowl and turned me over, forcing it all down my throat
>I swallowed it all, then projectile vomited onto his face while he shoved his penis into my anus
>His vomit poured out onto my face soon after, and we exchanged regurgitation for several hours while he continuously "parked the Batmobile in the Batcave"
>Never played the saxophone again
Be me
bless you for not being a fucking normie
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Beautiful
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Include me in screencap
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Wtf did I just read
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>be me
>be batman
>alone in batcave
>time for fun
>grab my creepshot of Alfred
>drop my pants
>start jerking it fiercely
>notice noises coming from below
>don't think much of it
>back to beating my meat
>oh shit Alfred where'd you come from
>dick is throbbing with anticipation
>the smell of shit starts perpetrating my nostrils
>sweating so much so I take off my mask
>Alfred pulls down his pants
>rush over and start pleasuring his meat with my bat-tongue
>pleasuring Alfred's ass next
>fingering with all my bat-might
>stick my whole fist deep in Alfred's anus
>moaning echos within the batcave
>slowly pull my hands out of Alfred's anus
>stick my bat-fingers down his throat
>vomit all over Alfred
>Alfred vomits all over me in return
>we sit cuddled in the batcave vomiting into each others mouths
>mfw Alfred whispers in my ear that his penis has escaped the arkham asylum that is his pants
>mfw Alfred says he's only gone halfway
Wat
What the hell did I just read
I'm not taking any of your shit tonite Sup Forums
Someone has to screen cap this now.
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>Be me
When will reddit leave
Who be same fagging, come clean it wasn't that good
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This was meAnd this was me
What the fuck man.