now that i have your attention, i need advice...
coming to the worst place on the internet to get it but hey, if you grow up on Sup Forums you always come back.
is it possible to make $2k in a weekend? i really don't want to be kicked out of my apartment and i don't make enough at my job...
i'm open to suggestions of any kind, and will appreciate any advice my Sup Forumsros have to offer, which, knowing this place, will be something along the lines of "suck cock, faggot"
thanks guise.
>$2k in a weekend
you the femanon who racked up $2k in debt and has been trying to whore herself on here the last few weeks
shameless self bump, dont ask for sauce, all the images i post i saved off here or /s/
not legally
just suck some dick
not a female, just used a random tit pic for attention
Go eat ass. That might raise the money u need
not too many guys willing to pay for it, and id rather not get arrested for solicitation
in that case: yeah its possible, but you have to do some pretty fucked up shit if you're starting from zero. whoring yourself out, commiting crime, trafficking drugs, etc.
There's a small chance you strike it lucky and buy something at a steal and then manage to flip it for a huge profit but good luck with that.
If you have a steady income stream usually, try to take out a small loan. If you don't have an income stream, you might as well get kicked out - not like you'll be paying rent next month either.
>worst place on the Internet
Sure, if shitposting, porn, and cancer are the best you can do.
Sell your car, pawn some belongings, suck dick, or eat ass.
dont have a car, dont have much to pawn
dont know how to get paid sucking dick without risking arrest
degrade urself on cam for me like the disgusting piggy you are, and ill send some $$ ur way.
You'reliterally going to have to whore yourself out. Sell whatever you have. Ask a family member, or friend. Ask for advance at work or a cash loan from moneymart with a retarded interest rate. Or just move out and couch surf
Literally the only way is to rob a store or two. Rob a bank for an easy 2k. Just watch some bank robbery documentaries for tips on his to not get caught. It's really easy. Man up or be homeless your choice . Happens more often then you hear about
Literally you can't make 2k whoring yourself as a guy robbery is the only way
Another good option is diners at a lunch rush but you need big balls and you're and pussy . A bank is way easier too
Sorry i'm not familiar with the going rates for whoring yourself out as a man
Logic and reason underage af
It's possible to make 2k in a weekend. Most of those ways are illegal, and all of them come with patience, practice, and most importantly planning. So will you make 2k this weekend? No. But honestly user if you're that short on rent you're living above your means. Get better work or spend less money.
is rent that overdue or are you paying a fortune on rent? 2k is a lot of scratch for a weekend...
Cause im a drunk, nice guy, ill help u out. SELL YOUR CAR. Bam! You're fucking welcome. Or sell coke like a grown up. Or hit up the dick strip clup on amateur night and hope 4 tha best and go home with a shiny fatty and charge her 4 every little thing all night long. Fat bitches need luv 2, buthey know they gotta pay, so find a shiny one user.
two months past due now, i had an unforseen medical expense and cant catch up to the regular bills because of it....
'merica.
get sick, then become homeless from medical bills.
what state do you live in? also, you're sol on any legal means of making 2 grand in 2 days. scrapping a nights worth can get you 500 if you're lucky and have 2 friends, assuming they'd work for free... weed has a great turnaround if you know a supplier/dealer that will front you, and of course a large customer base. coke catches you more time and always comes with more bullshit.
go back to your parents if possible. find a friend to lean on; you won't be getting that cash.
oh, a great sob story on one of those crowd funding places might work too. you have to be a victim of some sort of discrimination though... are you by chance 'ethnic' enough to qualify for discrimination?
Yep
im from the northeast and am as white as they come unfortunately
ohio here. rent is cheap thankfully. you should consider a move if you aren't tied down.
i'm out of ideas; best of luck.