Welcome to Santa's grotto roulette

Welcome to Santa's grotto roulette.

Last digits determine the Christmas present you'll be getting this year !!

1 = Slightly too small slutty lingerie
2 = 100 coconuts
3 = Semi automatic rifle with 500 rounds
4 = 1000lbs of gummy bears
5 = 1 Male whore
6 = 1 Female whore
7 = 10k worth of expired Steam gift cards
8 = 25 inch dildo
9 = 50K cash, any currency of your choosing
0 = Lump of coal

Dubs = x2 of the present
Trips = x3 of the present
Quads = X2 of every present here + you steal the posters present above you

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mine mine mine

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SAAAAAANTA

Gimme dem coconuts

rollin for coal

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Reroland

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Imma need them coconuts, Mr. Claus.

Want 1

Check this 0, it's what I always get.

Well, minus the coal.

I steal from you.

rilllllllllll

rolling

Fine then, I want a new gift, you can have the stupid dildo.

Rerolling.

fuck yo momma user

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Rollings