Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

カラミチーマス

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Claim

and I am fucking gone. PEACE!

Alright, hope you have fun then.
You certainly do lie, don't lie about it!

Well nice you've been happy.

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These fucking ads are really starting to piss me off, fucking Asain Moot.

Not yet. I've yet to really decide if I want to sing Weeb songs, or just go with eurobeat, since I've spent a few nights singing that before so I'm at last semi-capable of not sounding like total sperg lord. Plus, the janitors were here tonight. And I outright told them, I'll sing at home. And at work on the weekend nights. But not when there's others in the building.

i was saying in that one image she was looking retarded to me, not that she is so... maybe you should get some reading comprehension classes

how about you see what you like personality wise about your waifu or why your attracted, idfk

the more i look at that pic, the more the problem changes, now she's looking kinda drunk to me... maybe i should sleep

top wifu

>I don't know what adblock is

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>Adblock on a phone
Hilarious.

alright fair enough
who's to say she isn't drunk
sleep is probably the best
if you have an android its possible
or get the Sup Forums app, but i don't know if they still play adds on there

>Phone

Well you're begging for a shit time

Mine.

But when have I ever lied?

I have a nice weekend date with Nui planned. Will be good.

>mfw these tosspots think their waifu is better than mine

what time is it over there with you?
maybe shes just playing it off as drunk when shes actually dumb... or maybe it's the other way around

get clover

Should have gotten android :^)

>weeb songs and eurobeat
Im not sure how that will work, but good luck.

-hug-

Forgot a pic

Only cottaging divs use mobile

it's about 1:30 pm
i mean, are you trying to get me to shit talk you?
i'm really not in the mood tbh
not gonna reply anymore actually

mmm

Claimed

COME ON AND SLAM

i was joking ;-; please forgive me

anyways im gonna sleep my brain cells are gonna start to kill them selves soon

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alright then see ya

What a great website.

Just now and before that!
This feels just like a picnic

I'd rather a klan meeting.

I don't. I wish I did. But talked to the phone company, and I can't keep this number and switch phones for another year.

It's always been shit. It's just MORE shit now!

iOS?

I specifically told my brother when he was getting new phones in the plan that I wanted an android. I can go get one, but I won't keep my number and it's a huge pain switching it now.

Not all that different from most songs, actually. Weeb would be difficult since I don't speak moon, but eurobeat is hella easy.

>2016
>using a phone
I sure hope you don't actually do this, josser

>eurobeat
>not trip-hop
You sissy cunt

The fucking Flea Market was shit. No Sushi, no Napoleon, no dumplings. Why even live?
Went to the cafe. Gonna smoke and drink here I guess.
>mfw

>Oh. Well that is what "they are". That is my way of describing the personality. She is cute but has not much knowledge of human kind, so she is not at very good terms with humans. When she gets mad or just in her happy mood she becomes a machine of destruction. I fucking love it tbh. And she has a smug side to her too.

This is a copy of what I said to the other guy. Maybe that clears that up. Believe me, love is complicated sometimes.

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what kind of shitty phone company is that?
just say fuck em and go somewhere else
switching phone numbers isn't that big of a deal

I would gladly pay $0.99 for a Sup Forums app. You need money, hiro, I need optimisation.

K(You)ko
What dies V1 look like?

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But both of those posts were true?

Actually V1 should be the non PNG, but I think I deleted it, kek

Normally, no. But for about 2 hours at work, on the weekdays, I have no choice.

>Trip-hop
>Not doing sik drifts in the parking garage while rolling a d20
You limp dick.

Ehhh, I've got those number attached to so many different things now, it's more of a hassle to go through all those than it is to just wait it out.

There used to be this app that was fucking 10/10, but when Sup Forums switched to that stupid cloud flare service, it broke the app, and it never got updated, and was eventually removed. Real shame, I'd pay money for that thing back.

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>chew
Live to spite them i guess.

But i hope things go better.
nuh-uh!

if it doesnt bother you to use an iphone then whatever i guess
I'm just saying i would go to pretty far extends to get an android

And as I say this I downloaded fortune for cydia. Nevermind hiro, keep being poor.

This is already pretty good.

my mom says she won't buy me anymore video games until I do my chores but it's a lot :(

you really like that image

Well I did kill a fly with my bare hands like 2 min ago. Things are looking up!

Ask your bf or make money instead of good boy points

Yeah, I do

It doesn't bother me too much. It's purely the ads that redirect you like, 7 times to some pop up ad that's really starting to piss me off. Otherwise I just planned to wait it out, then get an android next year.

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my boyfriend is mad because I came too fast again :(
post more please
this is a serious issue :o

KLONATA! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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You're like a venus fly trap, perhaps i should call you Petey Piranha.

But that's cool to hear.

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i thought your were the one to take it in the butt

kek'd
>Petey Piranha

your waifu is cute and silly v_v
why are you doing this? :o
I am :(

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woboo!

uh - huh

is it that bad?
I browse Sup Forums on phone from time to time as well but i never experienced so many pop ups
Some anons stated this before, what about the Sup Forums app?

why does he care then? he can keep going.

what have you been up to? :o
whoo!
because then we can't switch

you didnt tell me you both take it in the butt

butt i guess gays do that.

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Actually I am in a fight with Galil over who has Stocking to themselves in Discord so I am kind of busy, sorry no more SmugFlan

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S33KR3T CLUB

Nah. I had way worse ads show up. The one that attempts to lock you out of any and all actions are the worst. But generally a simple reboot takes care of those. I've used iOS on my iPods prior to this phone, so I know most the work arounds and solutions to these things. But ever since "Sup Forums is in the red", the ads got REALLY bad. Like, from one in 6 months, to 3 a week. I can deal with it, but it doesn't mean it's not annoying.
I dunno, none of the apps I've tried have been as nice as the one that broke. Might give it a try I guess.

You gonna start going chomp chomp at your enemies then i assume?
Certainly quite not so!

YES!

>flan

You got that shit jailbroken?

2 dicks so we each gotta please each other
:o
good luck
??????????

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Nah, I've had enough problems with the normal OS over the years. I'd rather not add onto the problems by jail breaking it. I have thought about it numerous times though, always decided it's not worth it.

mine

kek i haven't ever experienced being locked out of actions
what kind of shady sites cause this?
yea that does sound kinda annoying but it also means hiroshimoot is trying to keep this place alive, so i guess its kind of a good thing
I haven't tried them ever but I heard people who use them are generally happy about it

Meh, jailbreaking is easy and harmless as long as you don't install shitloads of cydia apps.

I don't even really remember, it's been years since I last had it happen. Was probably some sketchy porn site.
I suppose. But when Moot left, the place was self sustaining. So I'm just wondering how Asain Moot fucked up that hard.
I guess I really will try one then. Later. Too lazy to look for one now.

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Sounds like something that could only come from there yea, though i wonder why you would go on any other porn sites than the 'popular' ones
to be fair i feel like traffic has been very little lately, i have no hard evidence of this but i feel like the site has been dying out a bit.
What are you doing now then if i may ask?

mine.

Mine

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Late middle school and early high school were dark times mang.
Eh, I've not been paying much attention to it. To be honest, the site could use a bit less normalfaggotry.
Waiting to get off work in like, 15 minutes.

Certainly quite very so

Is claiming nui the new meme?

kek alright i will give you that once, but i don't remember me having a phone with internet acces that time. I might be poor or just old
I don't visit a lot of other boards but yea its been pretty bad lately, the only other place i used to visit consitently was /x/ but it got hit hard during summer and is basically dead now
oh that should be soon now, enjoy your free time buddy

>he never looked at hentai on a flip phone not knowing what to do with dick

Lmao why live

Definitely not!

@710493382
Of course not but you just wanted a (You)

Haha, but 'tis a reply anyway
-dips bedorer- :^))))

Will do. Off to home I go!

@710494105
You seem to have an unhealthy thing for maymays

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Yeah