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weymouth bully edition

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Allah is great

Death to the Middle/Upper class.

plebs

...

Destroy the upper class

me
I have a sick note for until march but the bitch at the JC wouldn't take it

There's honestly nothing to like about English people who aren't posh

English people are those who live in the countryside or middle-class towns/cities

Everyone else is a criminal disgusting 3rd world creature that needs to be killed

Provincials are disgusting vile things

alri sick note ha

>having disdain for those poorer than you

the surest, and I mean SUREST sign of a revolting coddled runt

Good posts.

This

>tfw English/Danish manmutt
>When people ask me what I am I just say Danish

>accidentally step out of your "bubble"
>get mugged by a paki

What a great place to live.

fell for the gay meme lads

>muh heritage

boring

>accidentally step out of your "bubble"
>get mugged by a shot

Why is Britain so trashy and embarrassing compared to other European nations

Why is there so much scum?

not a person in england who would dare mug me

>accidently step out of your "bubble"
>get chucked in the grit bin

having one of those nights when I listen to the naked soundtrack and look at my reflection in the window and think of those old memories and all the recent missed opportunities tbf

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EXCELLENT post.

can I join

>wow that's so interesting, tell me about your ancestor's role in... bacon? and... i guess... where IS danemark anyway is that like near germany?
Score.

it really isn't

france is just as chavvy if not more

spain is full of rentboy ponces
>germany
>central yurop

the swiss, for all their money and "class" are just shitty people for the most part

italians are alri, but the south still has serious problems

only if you're chloe from my class

provincial brits are literally like gypsies

I'm way better than that bitch chloe

Everyone knows Denmark now because of British shows about Vikings.

Also lego and happiest country on earth and shiet.

Can you get sunburnt if the sun comes through the window?

canadians are the best posters on Sup Forums, genuinely

playin the 'ol 'ounter 'ike

fuck off eloise

>tfw best m8's gf came on to me
>told her I was pretty appalled, don't feel the same and she shouldn't say stuff like that to me
>she told her bf (my m8) all this afterwards
>we're fine
>quite desperately want to fuck her
>tfw have gf also

euughhh

i know nothing about denmark

imagine living in an entirely middle-class country like Norway/Switzerland

Me either

yes

chloe here
heard that autismo from my class has a crush on me? lmao looks like loser-central here

doing a remember of the time when someone in my class told everyone that I liked a girl, I did but I'd never told anyone because she wouldnt have accepted my feelings in the first place, was embarassing desu but everyone liked her anyway

ugh whatever

shut your mouth ryan you pussy cunt

meet me at marsh NOW

swear man LPT on reddit annoys the shit out of me

like I need these overly smug dickheads telling me how to live my life so I can better become reddit: the person

fuck. off.

the more u know...

I've never been mugged in my life. Tell me, Sharter, of that time you got shot?

just remembered all the times I got close to a girl only to completely lose interest then coldly cut them off

now I just remembered the time I met that qt I really fancied but I fucked up the data by being inexperienced and thinking the milk challenge was impressive

I'm reddit the person

ama

>that time you got drunk and texted your crush and told her you loved her
>never spoken to her before
>pretended like it never happened afterwards

ah yes

doing a remember of the time this fit girl (who grew up to be very fit)
who I had a crush on, asked me out. I immediately assumed it must have been some sort of cruel prank and instantly said no despite liking her a lot

Could've shagged a fat bird tonight but didn't go through with it because my mates would banter me until the end of time

fascism is the future

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YOU DIZZY BLUD

yet you read it, strange.

Why

1. ireland
2. denmark
3. australia
4. new zealand
5. netherlands

guess the meaning

Getting Swiss citizenship is a massive ball ache otherwise I'd love to live there.

whatever dude
have fun hanging out with your virgin friends aha

most annoying accents

>entirely middle-class
no such thing

working class is the majority in every country

why not

next

runtiest countries

I don't really though
can't avoid that obnoxious shit showing up on the front page though can I

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Drinking on empty stomachs after a week spent working a bit harder than the rest of Europe.

The continentals take it a bit easier over the week, and so don't feel like they have to make up for it by AVVIN' IT LARGE on the weekend. They start their weekend celebration with a classy meal, whereas the Brits eat once they've finished 8 cans of Stella followed by wrecking a club and pissing up a wall, then they're in the mood for the greasiest, saltiest food available, which makes them generally a bit fat and ugly.

Then you have the Shameless council estate Jeremy Kyle types who exist on welfare and crime. Dunno if they have that abroad, but Brits probably have a lot of these types because a lot of us are descended from nutters who were into invading island people and looting shit.

quality of life circa 2005

whatever dude
have fun hanging out with your virgin friends aha

>just remembered all the times I got close to a girl only to completely lose interest then coldly cut them off
know that feel, I've mentioned here before that a girl liked me once before and I cut her off completely, don't know what came over me

happened to me but it actually was a prank haha, also for some reason the fit girls ended up ugly, but the average qts ended up fit

>tfw may be in love with m8's gf

Just end it boys.

EXCELLENT post
GOAT scene from the GOAT film
not to mention the choon from the GOAT album

doing a bully

Norway is amazing

There isn't even an underclass

Even people who work as taxi drivers, fishemen and factory workers are tall and good-looking and fluent in English

kidulthood was shite

sequel even worse

>20
>virgin
>braces
>acne
>unable to grow any facial hair

anyone beat this?

Do you consider the posters of /brit/ your friends?

forgot the meme arrows laddo

>19
>virgin
>essex

kidulthood is alri, maybe even good

but to call it GOAT
you definitely live in london and say "bare" and "cotch" unironically

...

serious question, why is 1/3 of britain criminal?

creation of the welfare state? what went wrong?

why are girls so gross?

>30
>antisocial virgin loner

that's like considering casual banter an offense

Slightly depressing when your gf will always be richer than you

was going for normiest countries measured by normies per capita

>unable to grow any facial hair

wouldn't mind this. shaving is a pain in the arse

we can talk about stuff that we can't talk about even with our best friends, but I wouldn't consider us such

Gonna go to bed in a minute

hopefully I'll have a dream about a girl so I can start to feel again, I can take the pain

also like considering non Europeans as '''human''''

I've met a lot of norwegians during my time working in bars in liverpool since they all come over for the match

don't dislike them, but you are definitely overestimating them

scandis in general have this air of arrogance that is unavoidable, I understand it, given their relative richness and what have you and its not that theyre bad people, but its just offputting and unneccessary

>girls

puelto lico

learn to shave your hairy arse properly so

remember when she looked like this

>25
>khhv
>below average looks
>uni dropout
>hardly any friends

That one is. There are quite a few of them who don't do things like that, m8. If you're saying it as a "girls are gross, like why would I even want to have sex with one anyway" type of thing I would suggest you learn how to communicate with the opposite sex, lose your virginity, and then come back to us when you no longer have stupid questions about women.

>kissless

these don't exist

>football people

all football people are chav underclass

I was 22 y/o virgin and now (24) I have a gf and when I go out girls want to fuck all the time.


Get /fit/, get /fa/, and read philosophy and/or take hallucinogens.

If that doesn't work, get /fit/ and /fa/ then go out and take coke or small amounts of speed tbqh. Even if girls look very attractive, most of them are more insecure than you or me.

Oh, also can't really grow facial hair and that is not an issue at all.