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Allah is great
Death to the Middle/Upper class.
plebs
...
Destroy the upper class
me
I have a sick note for until march but the bitch at the JC wouldn't take it
There's honestly nothing to like about English people who aren't posh
English people are those who live in the countryside or middle-class towns/cities
Everyone else is a criminal disgusting 3rd world creature that needs to be killed
Provincials are disgusting vile things
alri sick note ha
>having disdain for those poorer than you
the surest, and I mean SUREST sign of a revolting coddled runt
Good posts.
This
>tfw English/Danish manmutt
>When people ask me what I am I just say Danish
>accidentally step out of your "bubble"
>get mugged by a paki
What a great place to live.
fell for the gay meme lads
>muh heritage
boring
>accidentally step out of your "bubble"
>get mugged by a shot
Why is Britain so trashy and embarrassing compared to other European nations
Why is there so much scum?
not a person in england who would dare mug me
>accidently step out of your "bubble"
>get chucked in the grit bin
having one of those nights when I listen to the naked soundtrack and look at my reflection in the window and think of those old memories and all the recent missed opportunities tbf
gqiwgjw jhjeddsddvrsfgjhddsssdhb
EXCELLENT post.
can I join
>wow that's so interesting, tell me about your ancestor's role in... bacon? and... i guess... where IS danemark anyway is that like near germany?
Score.
it really isn't
france is just as chavvy if not more
spain is full of rentboy ponces
>germany
>central yurop
the swiss, for all their money and "class" are just shitty people for the most part
italians are alri, but the south still has serious problems
only if you're chloe from my class
provincial brits are literally like gypsies
I'm way better than that bitch chloe
Everyone knows Denmark now because of British shows about Vikings.
Also lego and happiest country on earth and shiet.
Can you get sunburnt if the sun comes through the window?
canadians are the best posters on Sup Forums, genuinely
playin the 'ol 'ounter 'ike
fuck off eloise
>tfw best m8's gf came on to me
>told her I was pretty appalled, don't feel the same and she shouldn't say stuff like that to me
>she told her bf (my m8) all this afterwards
>we're fine
>quite desperately want to fuck her
>tfw have gf also
euughhh
i know nothing about denmark
imagine living in an entirely middle-class country like Norway/Switzerland
Me either
yes
chloe here
heard that autismo from my class has a crush on me? lmao looks like loser-central here
doing a remember of the time when someone in my class told everyone that I liked a girl, I did but I'd never told anyone because she wouldnt have accepted my feelings in the first place, was embarassing desu but everyone liked her anyway
ugh whatever
shut your mouth ryan you pussy cunt
meet me at marsh NOW
swear man LPT on reddit annoys the shit out of me
like I need these overly smug dickheads telling me how to live my life so I can better become reddit: the person
fuck. off.
the more u know...
I've never been mugged in my life. Tell me, Sharter, of that time you got shot?
just remembered all the times I got close to a girl only to completely lose interest then coldly cut them off
now I just remembered the time I met that qt I really fancied but I fucked up the data by being inexperienced and thinking the milk challenge was impressive
I'm reddit the person
ama
>that time you got drunk and texted your crush and told her you loved her
>never spoken to her before
>pretended like it never happened afterwards
ah yes
doing a remember of the time this fit girl (who grew up to be very fit)
who I had a crush on, asked me out. I immediately assumed it must have been some sort of cruel prank and instantly said no despite liking her a lot
Could've shagged a fat bird tonight but didn't go through with it because my mates would banter me until the end of time
fascism is the future
youtube.com
YOU DIZZY BLUD
yet you read it, strange.
Why
1. ireland
2. denmark
3. australia
4. new zealand
5. netherlands
guess the meaning
Getting Swiss citizenship is a massive ball ache otherwise I'd love to live there.
whatever dude
have fun hanging out with your virgin friends aha
most annoying accents
>entirely middle-class
no such thing
working class is the majority in every country
why not
next
runtiest countries
I don't really though
can't avoid that obnoxious shit showing up on the front page though can I
Drinking on empty stomachs after a week spent working a bit harder than the rest of Europe.
The continentals take it a bit easier over the week, and so don't feel like they have to make up for it by AVVIN' IT LARGE on the weekend. They start their weekend celebration with a classy meal, whereas the Brits eat once they've finished 8 cans of Stella followed by wrecking a club and pissing up a wall, then they're in the mood for the greasiest, saltiest food available, which makes them generally a bit fat and ugly.
Then you have the Shameless council estate Jeremy Kyle types who exist on welfare and crime. Dunno if they have that abroad, but Brits probably have a lot of these types because a lot of us are descended from nutters who were into invading island people and looting shit.
quality of life circa 2005
whatever dude
have fun hanging out with your virgin friends aha
>just remembered all the times I got close to a girl only to completely lose interest then coldly cut them off
know that feel, I've mentioned here before that a girl liked me once before and I cut her off completely, don't know what came over me
happened to me but it actually was a prank haha, also for some reason the fit girls ended up ugly, but the average qts ended up fit
>tfw may be in love with m8's gf
Just end it boys.
EXCELLENT post
GOAT scene from the GOAT film
not to mention the choon from the GOAT album
doing a bully
Norway is amazing
There isn't even an underclass
Even people who work as taxi drivers, fishemen and factory workers are tall and good-looking and fluent in English
kidulthood was shite
sequel even worse
>20
>virgin
>braces
>acne
>unable to grow any facial hair
anyone beat this?
Do you consider the posters of /brit/ your friends?
forgot the meme arrows laddo
>19
>virgin
>essex
kidulthood is alri, maybe even good
but to call it GOAT
you definitely live in london and say "bare" and "cotch" unironically
...
serious question, why is 1/3 of britain criminal?
creation of the welfare state? what went wrong?
why are girls so gross?
>30
>antisocial virgin loner
that's like considering casual banter an offense
Slightly depressing when your gf will always be richer than you
was going for normiest countries measured by normies per capita
>unable to grow any facial hair
wouldn't mind this. shaving is a pain in the arse
we can talk about stuff that we can't talk about even with our best friends, but I wouldn't consider us such
Gonna go to bed in a minute
hopefully I'll have a dream about a girl so I can start to feel again, I can take the pain
also like considering non Europeans as '''human''''
I've met a lot of norwegians during my time working in bars in liverpool since they all come over for the match
don't dislike them, but you are definitely overestimating them
scandis in general have this air of arrogance that is unavoidable, I understand it, given their relative richness and what have you and its not that theyre bad people, but its just offputting and unneccessary
>girls
puelto lico
learn to shave your hairy arse properly so
remember when she looked like this
>25
>khhv
>below average looks
>uni dropout
>hardly any friends
That one is. There are quite a few of them who don't do things like that, m8. If you're saying it as a "girls are gross, like why would I even want to have sex with one anyway" type of thing I would suggest you learn how to communicate with the opposite sex, lose your virginity, and then come back to us when you no longer have stupid questions about women.
>kissless
these don't exist
>football people
all football people are chav underclass
I was 22 y/o virgin and now (24) I have a gf and when I go out girls want to fuck all the time.
Get /fit/, get /fa/, and read philosophy and/or take hallucinogens.
If that doesn't work, get /fit/ and /fa/ then go out and take coke or small amounts of speed tbqh. Even if girls look very attractive, most of them are more insecure than you or me.
Oh, also can't really grow facial hair and that is not an issue at all.