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THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

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she is right

I thought the episode with The Hound returning was way better than this one, even though not much happened.

They're going back to season 2 with the next episode.

>Jon is winning the war
>One of his closest supporters killed a child a while back
>He's going to execute them and lose the war

Jon = Robb
Melly = Karstark
Shireen = Lannister children
. . .
Sansa = Foreign whore?!

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literally best swordsman alive

so what's the "rumour" Cersei asked Qyburn about?

Serious question

jon is dumb
cersei 5 ever

DURR I WALK IN STRAIGHT LINE WHAT IS ZIG ZAG

deserved to die desu

DUBS DECIDE BEST ACTORS

WE ONLY HAVE YOUNG NATALIE HERSHLAG AS DANY SO FAR!

Did Rickon even have lines this season?

Will she still be saying this when Kings Landing is a smoldering ash heap?

got's soon over guys.

I'll miss shitposting here on mondays

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

First for Jon, the leader the North deserves

I hope they salt the earth around the Dreadfort, Last Hearth, and whatever shithole the Karstarks live in.

first for BASED Tormund Tyson

no

fucking showfags

>hurr durr let's remind the audience 5 times of the wildfire, surely they'll understand!

My mom already woke up but this still scares me

How retarded are Bolton's men?

>see giant marching up to castle
>light shooting if any at all, no organized defense whatsoever
>giant breaches castle gate
>start shooting like crazy
>too late
>castle falls

It's true though. Note how the most peaceful kingdom was founded by a woman.

Why didn't anyone in the Bolton army register surprise at the sight of a fucking Giant?

if you dont understand THAT you dont deserve to know

Why the fuck would anyone in the North or anywhere else besides the wall hear about Jon's "slightly above average for a dude raised in a castle" swordsmanship?

Post yfw the knights of the vale arrived with mr CIA of house Big Guy (for you)

Size of Eurons cock
Yeah pretty much

Why didn't he zigzag?

same

this is pretty much part of my monday routine now tbqh

VALYRIAN STEEL ARMOR

>varys has left mereen
>spotted on set with shae the funny whoar

WHAT COULD THIS MEAN? THE RUSE CRUISE BEGINS

the show is actually a rather brilliant parallel to real life

see Look at what Khaleesi has endured. Now think about what Tyrion has endured.

Even Sansa, one of the most tormented characters on the show (as far as females go) has fucking nothing on Theon. All men must die because the point of man is to suffer, just like in real life.
And, just like in real life, the women don't seem to notice. It truly is brilliant.

>King Tommen is illegitimate :O

Did Sansa wait to attack because showing themselves at the start would cause Ramsay to retreat back to Winterfell with his whole army in tact to defend against a siege?

Suraj you fucking cuck hurry up I want my video

Wildfire caches under the city
We got a reminder about them this ep to keep the normies updated

Is this the new shit meme? Why didn't Rickon just jump in a canal?

15th for Snazza of House Snazz

Wildfire underneath KL. She's going nuclear.

Mark Strong Stannis get!

The Mad King hid stashes of wildfire under King's Landing. Enough to destroy the entire city. With his death, the knowledge of their locations was lost, until Qyburn rediscovers them and tells Cersei.

why didn't Ramsey dual-wield bows so he could shoot faster?

FUCKING EXACTLY

Again, Melly will live. She will meet Arya again, as foretold, and she will set up a a date between Jon and Dany.

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probably

Wildfire being stored under almost all of King's Landing. Which is probably true.

just one and it was straight

Yeah almost no women have suffered anything in this show

Fuck off with this anime shit.

By then she and everyone else will have forgotten that tweet

not first.

Because he was a panicked kid and it would have looked ridiculous on tv.

wasnt it pretty much confirmed when tyrion went to the pyro guild

Tyrion also repeated it in this episode

don't even need to zigzag desu. He just needed to look being him to see when ramsay shoots an arrow and move aside when he does

So Ramsay was pretty much slaughtering his own men with the arrows just to try and kill Jon right?

>you loved that cunt Stannis
What did he mean by this?

ah right. Slipped my mind. thanks
and no bully ;-;

So last episode I was wondering what the fuck was causing those slings/arcs on the fireballs that they were launching off the ships.

This episode they showed a picture of the weapon (left).

Did these really exist?

>anime

it's canon user :^)

There's no fooling you, huh

Whose banner be this?

I have to say I liked the uther CHAOS of battle.

>not liking anime Euron

Fuck off

How many fucking reminders do we need? Jesus Christ I swear there were at least a dozen this season. D&D need to stop treating the audience like retards. We all saw season 2.

pretty edgy, desu
I like it. We're never seeing valyrian steel Euron, though.

Trebuchets? Yeah

Don't comment here anymore.

did the dragons exist?

Davos>Stannis

>did catapults really exist?

are you this ignorant?
this has to be bait. if it is you got me

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So when are we going to see Stannis' corpse?

Pic not related

What's stannis going to do now that he's the main villain in the north, until the undead come?

He needed twenty good men to back him up to do so.

He needed bodies for the corpse pile

It's a gay, flowery, overdesigned counterweight trebuchet. But yes, those have existed for over a thousand years.

Meanwhile the worst human bean alive in the show is a woman
Yara has no moral highground or superior claim to throne over Euron
Caloriessi is only winning because of muh dragons and without men to do shit for her would still be a literally who, not to mention becoming more and more like her father
And Sansa is just retarded
>I AM RIGHT YOU'LL SEE IF YOU DON'T DIE

moose bolton's

HOW MUCH TORMENT ENDURED POWER RANKINGS

1. Theon
2. Tyrion
3. Stannis
4. Jon Snow
5. Bran (soon)
6. Cersei
7. Sansa

*POWER GAP*
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9001. Arya

What was it?

Pretty sure the Greeks used naval catapults.

So far we haven't seen it and its probably been on the fence of being a myth as per

Yes. Several different incarnations. Google ship mounted catapults/mangonels and Greek fire.

>did trebuchets really exist?
What the hell user?

The nightwalkers and Hodor are the only interesting things about this season. Everything else is just generic Hollywood action that most of the time doesn't make any sense. Like why would Rickon run in a straight line when any normal thinking person would at least try to zig zag. That's the kind of shit that takes me out of the show.

Another very irritating moment is when the wise masters tried to sacrifice one of their own by saying "he's not one of us, he's lowborn!" to a fucking character that they knows hate the highborn and established nobility. Everyone is dumb.

Hornwood

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We're not because he's not dead

>King's Landing is burned to the ground
>The Tyrells are dead, except for Mace, who escapes before this
>House Tyrell in the show has no heir now
>Lady Tyrell is too old to bear children
>Mace isn't too old to remarry

Are you ready for the plot relevant Mace Tyrell sex scene?

"House Hornwood: A brown bullmoose with black antlers on orange."

Remain dead, I suppose.

was getting caught part of eddard's plan?

I meant the on-rails ship mounted bit.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Ros liked it
Why do you disagree with Ros, /got/?

WHY DIDNT RICKON JUST RUN AND STOP WHEN RAMSEY RELEASED , WAITED FOR THE ARROW THEN RUN AGAIN

The discordant music at the start of the battle was pretty fucking great desu

>have a giant
>arm him with ?????

deserved to die