The most pervert thing you've done

The most pervert thing you've done.

-Hey /b
I was thinking today, its been really long since i've done anything perv. dont know if I grew up or what, but I used to be really perv before.
What 've done so far:

-I once stayed at my cousins place, I stayed in her room on another bed (I was 15, she was 10). She is/was a really heavy sleeper, so I masturbated next to her, got up and toched her mouth with my penis, Im still sooo amazed she didnt woke up. I came on a sock and smeared some of my jizz on her lips and cheecks. Felt really scared that she would notice next morning, but she didnt.
-Same cousin, diferent place, we were sleeping on a bunker bed and I slowly started to undress her, striped my pants, and masturbated on her face again, she sliped one of her legs outside the bed and so I masturbated on her bent knee, I smell her pussy and touched her ass, yes, she never woke up, I didnt jizzed on her this time tho, felt like I crossed a line there, hahaha.
- I also have stolen many underware from my female friends (And my cousin also), I would always steal 2, one for keeping and the other one I would return after I've already cummed one em.
I've also have groped many female drunk friends, havent been caught so far.

Thats the top of my mind, I think I have masturbated on my cousins clothes more times in the past but I dont remember very well. Havent done anything like that in a while, not really sure why (I always wonder if my cousin is still such a deep sleeper as before huh)

So /b, Im sure you have done way more pervy things than I have. Have you?

Good pervert. Like to hear more

when I was between 10 and 15, my latina babysitter (se was 18 ) was use to make me eat her pussy.

I sometimes go out at 3 am or so to steal panties. Honestly flats have a higher chance of having exposed panties than most houses

Nothing more? She would never blow you at least?

nope...it was like a "game"
she was use to pretend to sleep and let me lick her.
Sometimes the pussy some times her feet (I can still taste the feeling)
She was hot...as a latina can be if you know what I mean.

Licking the panties of my best friend's sister. He has never found out. I slept in her room when I was staying over. Went through all her drawers and found a worn panties.

Never came so hard

> Took gf to the bathroom with me every time I needed to piss to make her drink it
> Fucked her on a restaurant table one evening in the city center when we were in Vienna
> Had her deepthroat me in a porch near the red light district
> Fingered her in a glas elevator going up to the platforms at the central station
> Fucked another one on the street next to the main inroad to that same red light district
> Made a gf blow me in a porch while dressed up like a whore, then had her trail me back home with cum covering her face and upper chest

lucky you /b

I lived in Korea for 7 years and many Asian toilets are not designed to flush toilet paper (yes i know thats disgusting) and my apartment was very old, so the plumbing was unable to handle toilet paper. I had my Korean girlfriend's smokin hot sister over after we all went hiking together. I rushed to the bathroom first and emptied the trash under the guise that I wasnted to clean up before we had a guest over. Her sis went into the bathroom after me and obv wiped her cunt and threw the tissues away, which i knew would happened. The wait was like an eternity but they had to go take care of some stuff and I opted to stay home, where I spent the next two hours or so absolutely abusing my cock to the smell of her 10/10 sisters sweaty pussy. No regrets tbh.

I regularly feed my seed to my little sister whenever I get a chance cum in her food sneakily.
Watching her eat it gets me harder than anything.
Also it feels good to know I nurture her well.

>was on vacation with my gfs family in Brazil
>her, her mom, her dad, her sister, and me
>mom and dad went out to buy fruits and shit
>gf went to take a shower
>sister was sunbathing on the balcony
>went into sisters room and sniffed her bikini from the day before

thats the most recent perv thing at least maybe not the most

I was a guys diaper slave for a while. That was pretty perverted.

Tbh though I've done lots of perverted things. I've been servicing men and gloryholes since I was 12. I'm 24 now though. AMA I guess

12 years of gloryhole service? Have a medal for dedication. But why did you do it though?

>servicing men and gloryholes since I was 12.
Are you a Cambodian sex slave or something?

kek thanks, 12 years of being a fucktoy too ;P

Well I've watched hardcore porn since I was 11 and knew I was a bisex faggot. I've been obsessed with anal and the ass since I was like 7. One day I noticed someone had cut a gloryhole into the toilets up a backstreet in my city and it went from there.

As for the diaper, I had never tried it and he was offering to try it with me. I had time off work so I tried it. I think its the degrading factor. Also nah I'm a white brit

Where does one even find gloryholes?

In H games.

You got me there. Kek

How much AIDS do you have?

You can try stuff like CL, backpage, squirt, hell just google gloryholes and your location.

So the toilets ran into funding issues and then a gloryhole was cut into one and It went from there. I just waited and waited until someone stuck their cock through and tried it

The most perverted thing I did was go out into the woods during the summer and let mosquitoes bite my cock. Didn't get a swarm like I thought I would, was late summer.

Funnily enough I've never caught an infection APART FROM the cold. That being said I've been tested regularly since I was 15 and a lot of men I've been with are/were family man types who go back to a partner or their partner joins in

i dunno, either taking pics of my sister undressing or stealing their panties. probably the pics.

Dude, I hope that you are trolling, this is seriously abnormal and border-crossing behaviour. Don't youfeel any guilt about this?

what are you waiting to post them?

lol this is Sup Forums, what a fag

i once fingered a 14yo standing in a school bus. story?

Sure

>gf was at college
>hanging out in her room waiting for her to be done for class
>take big titted room mates bra out of drawer and rub it on my cock while I jerk off
>don't cum in in tho
>also regularly smell and jerk off with mother in law and sister in laws underwear when I go to their house
>hamper is in bathroom so I pretend i'm shitting
>still too scared to cum in any of it and get caught

Just went to a dominatrix or prostitute, who specializes in G-spot and urine. I am 20, she peed on me, and made me lick her asshole to finally finish me off with a finger in my ass and jerking me off. Was good, now i know i don´t like urine sex or elder women.

alright gonna take a while tho im stoned and not pretyped

Post pics of cousin or it didn't happen.

i aint gon post shit

I have a permanent hidden camera installed inside of my Girlfriends sisters bedroom. thats about the worst thing I've done.

>pretty normal stuff i guess
-light voyeur/creep (never pics though)
-jerked into my sisters friends ugg boot while they were in the basement ... later i remember hearing her say "uh my boots wet" almost heart attacked

Cool, checked dubs btw.

>bunker bed

Is this your cousin OP?

>uh my boots wet
tell her you accidentally sneezed in it

she was a petite blonde and like 16, im assuming i blew a huge load

Betafag

I would use a mirror under the bathroom door and watch my cousin get naked and into the shower

Licked my cousin ass
We went on the backyard in hidded place and i told her to take her pants off.
She didn't liked it but she never opposed.
The housecleaner caught us some times but she never said anything.

got any pics of the boots?

what if you were the girl cousin and she was the boy and did that to you?

Me and a friend went on a train to another city it was full with people and summer at a stop there came a woman in with 2 sons and a friend. The woman with her sons stand before me in a dress i rubbed my fingers on her leg first since she said nothing i went up to her pussy and rubbed but after a minute her friend found a place where they could sit down
i was 16

>needing a babysitter when you're 15
Also how did she stay 18 for 5 years?

>went upstairs at a party to sleep.
>the only place I find is a double bed with a passed out chick in it
>start jacking off
>undress her
>use her hand to jack off
>rub pussy
>it gets wet
>fuck her
>cum on her face
>leave her like that and find an uncomfotable place to sleep

>be me, 16
>its winter, pretty cold outside
>waiting for my school bus at the stop
>always crowded in winter, they even had to send multiple busses
>bus arrives, door opens
>have to press myself in like in those japanese trains
>stand next to cute redhead, around 14
>my front is pressed against her back
>thatass.jpg
>she doesnt seem to mind tho
>stand like this for a minute or two,
>suddenly, she starts moving her ass a bit from left to right
>oh shit
>get boner immediately, cant hide it
cont.

I wish i was you now.

I once molested a girl with Down syndrome.
I go in women's toilets...if noticed I play dumb like I meant the men's, if not I will listen to them poo and wee. I Have taken photos in the past.
When I use public bathrooms I like to cum on the door handle.
I have touched my mam whilst she slept
I tried fucking my Jack Russell dog...ass was too small.
When my busty old auntie gives me a hug I love my hand and let it run across her boob as she pulls away.
Oh I love old busty women in their 60/70's

Hurry up faggot

Fun fact: she started it, i guess she regreted it afterwards , story too long tho, tell me if you wanna know.

P.S.: i didn't lick her asshole, i licked her buttcheeks, her asshole was poopy.

Asian girls have the best pussy. Lucky you user.

yeah hurry up

have two sisters, when i was a teenager i used to dress in their clothes and go through the laundry basket, put one pair of their underwear on, another wrapped around my cock for masturbating and another pair over my face and go to town on myself

Had a gf who was a heavy partier/drinker. Sometimes after she conked out I would use vibrators to make her orgasm over and over. Loved to watch her belly and thighs tremble, and her pussy and asshole throb and pulsate. Record was 33 in about 2 hours.

Knocked up my cousin. I was 15 when I spent the night at my cousins and her husbands place (female 25). They had reacently gotten married and were trying for a kid. Thing is, they were trying for a long time with no effect. So we were all drinking, having a good time, till she called it a night. Husband fell asleep on the couch after some movies, while she had went to their room. I snuck in (she's a heavy sleeper after booze) and she had her ass sticking out over the bed. I pulled down her pajamas and played with her pussy and basically made out with her asshole for while. She had beef curtains so I wrapped them around my dick and starter jerking off. Just before I came, I went in balls deep and gave her the biggest load I ever produced. She ended up concieving that night. Fast forward 2 years, and her kid looks just like me. But considering me and her husband look somewhat alike (both brown) she doesn't suspect a thing.

>put my hands a bit on her ass
>squeeze
>she presses herself more onto me
>theres 50+ people in that bus but its dark and crowded as fuck
>bus driver is like 1.5 meters away
>she turns a bit to the side so my hands end up near her crotch
>idea.jpg
>slide my hand under her jacket
>feel her warm belly
>can feel her moaning, you know what i mean
>slide my hand into her jeans
>right on top of her pussy
>rub her pussy a bit
told you itd take a while fags

Younger sister, I'd assume? Did you record? Ever catch her masturbating?

Are you on a phone? We can't deal with this wait

Damn man, you fucked up in the head yo

i was asking how would you feel about that scenario user, not scolding you lol

God's work!

>> Once jerked off into my friends brothers shoe

For which reason?

Latina roastie magic

Details, please!

In latin american culture its common to have housesitters that also take care of your retarded kids. I'm latino too but didnt ever had a house/babysitter, was taught to take care of everything by myself since 10 y/o, I know of a lot of people that had a housesitter when they where younger tho.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Toward the end of my residency, I prescribed muscle relaxers to a nurse I worked with because she was having trouble sleeping. I walked into the bunk room one day and found her passed out. I'd wanted her since the moment I laid eyes on her, so I licked, kissed, and nibbled her tits, while jerking off. When I was done, I took a pic of her tits, then buttoned her back up and left.

I am making a poll on the faggot percentage on Sup Forums :P So?

Staying the weekend at my daughters. Her Husband's niece lived there. Hot and 17. They had to be gone overnight and I took the chance to prowl nieces bedroom. Thong on bed. Saw cream on crotch. J/O with them after sniffing them and dumped huge jizz onto crotch. She came in a few minutes later to get dressed for work. Saw her flash across hall to bathroom and she was wearing them. Had to still be covered with jizz. Never said a word but goes out of her way to stay in touch.

>now, i didnt have that much sex at that time yet so this was already amazing
>my mind is like fuck it
>slide back a bit and under her panties
>feel her pussy with just a bit pubic hair
>put a finger between her lips
>feel her clit
>try to put a finger in her tight pussy
>shes soaking wet tho so it slides right in
>my hands were pretty cold from outside and i cant even begin to describe how hot her pussy felt
>finger her for a few minutes, nobody really notices
>inbetween bus stops i slow down a bit but its a long drive
>this continued 3 times throughout the winter, never saw her again
thats it fuckers

Can't right now, got to go, but what do you want to know? I'll tell details next time this topic is posted, or maybe start a new thread myself.

>be 15
>sister passed out drunk
>play with her tits and pussy
>jack off in pants
>came buckets

did it two more times. it was awesome

That's awesome man, how old was she when you started doing it? growing girls need lots of cum

I've been feeding cum to my wife's 3 little sisters since the were 10, 12 and 13. I put in their food whenever they stay over, watching them gobble it up is the best

tied my ankles together
put on cock ring and tied balls very tightly
blindfolded
put in inflatable buttplug on maximum bearable size
put nippleclamps on the top of the nipple(hurts the most)
handcuffed myself, set release of the lock on 45 min
>couldn't cum because of cock ring
>hurt extremely much because of tied cock and balls and nipples
>came only from anal afterwards
>ate all the cum

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

So, what you said is false because you posted it here :^)

r u a wizerd?

>this continued 3 times throughout the winter, never saw her again

she killed herself because you wouldn't stop molesting her.

i actually did this
>say somethiong you ACTUALLY DID now

Ok, then

Put in ther that i would have moaned like a little girl and sucked his dick all night long while screaming "OHHH YEAH IM A HUGE FAGGOT FK MY PUSSSSEYYYYY" and then kill my self


Also no need for poll Sup Forums is 100% faggot

>I was 17 at the time
>hanging out at my friends house
>his little sister had her friend over, 13 at the time
>huge tits for a 13 y/o
>sisters friend fell asleep on the couch
>friend and i take her tits out of her tank top
>we play with her tits and suck each other off
>we both came at the same time on her tits
>we take turns licking the cum off
>9 years later still jack off to the memories

I messed up. I was standing at a stall with a tv-screen, tv was showing a hot chick. I hadn't been masturbating for a month, so I got so horny I lost track of my surrounding. My hand went inside my pants, touching my dick. All of the sudden two guys appear behind me, start touching my butt. Fingers sliding in between my cheeks, hand on the front. One hand is feeling up my belly and going upwards. They grab my throat and lead me to a slightly more secluded area. They take off my pants, lube my ass up. The first guy with a smaller cock (still really big) put his dick in, and I moan so hard. The bigger guy is holding my legs up in the air, letting the other guy fuck me for a while. He cums, and say something like "it's your turn now". The bigger guy puts me down on the floor, starts pulling my legs to put me in position for him.
The other guy takes hold of my throat again, puts some kind of small dark bottle in front of me, tells me to inhale and hold my breath, or else. I do as he tells me, and this rush of heat fills my body and soul. I feel an incredibly large penis thrusting against and inside of me. I don't even know what's going on anymore. I just went in for a piss.. He fucks me so hard it feels like I'm being filled all the way to my chest. He cums, and they both leave me shaking on the floor, I think I'm rubbing my cock.

The big guy asks me if they want me to leave the door open for more guys.. wth just happened.

kek
nah this was over a course of months, she smiled at me when we werent close and she initiated most of the time. i just moved the city so i never saw her again

why
just why

Fapping in a swimming pool locker room.

Or peeping above the shower walls when camping and the shower were shared.

Get out

lmao, hot man, you're quite the degenerate faggot. hmu with a way to contact you so we can discuss more

>we take turns licking the cum off

Nigga u gay

I fucked a pie once.

I followed this woman on her way home from work. She was really hot, so I knocked her out and fucked her real hard heheh. I chopped her body up and put it in a suitcase, then I threw it in the sea. I don't think she ever noticed what I did even to this day kek ;) I'm a pretty craft pervert if I may say so myself.

I mean, I love big titties, tight pussies, and throbbing cocks, but yeah you're not wrong, this is Sup Forums after all.

After highschool me and a group of friends went to the Carribean for a week
I roomed with a tall white girl who I always wanted to fuck but I am short and asian so that was never a thing
Since I had the key to our room too, sometimes I would go back up saying I wanted to nap
I would open her suitcase and take out her heels, body-con dresses, bras, and panties
Then proceed to dress up in her clothes (they fit becasue shes taller) and fap in her swim suits
mfw when she would wear a swim suit I came in got me so hard

10/10 briliant

Oh man..
-fucked 2 of my maids (separately) 1 was 16. Was 26 that time. Philippines. We have maids yes. That girl though is still one of the tighest, cleanest pussy and sexiest body ive ever had to this day. Virgin but horny. Had her for about 2 months til my mom found out and had me kick her out. Still saw her at motels a few times.
-been playing sniff lick and grind w my girl best friend since we were 8yo all the way to 10. Pretty much my first pussy. Got it from watching r rated movies and decided to try it.
-taught my 12yo cousin how to make out when they stayed over for the holidays. Made her touch me all over but she would only let me rub her pussy over her panties. I was 24.
-had a "relationship" w a prostitute (basically sex but free) and my high was fucking her all night, drive to my then-gf without cleanijg up and fuck her. Ahh the thoughts in my head. I was about 26-28 or something.
-picked up a young sweet looking prostitute w my guy friend. Went to different rooms after, my girl turns out to be a guy...though a very cute looking girl, i said fuck it and just let him/her blow me til i came. Turns out the little shit was 15. Didnt tell anyone about it.
-got drunk during college field trip, went room to room asking girls for sex, most laughed and said go to sleep, some slammed the door, 2 were willing. 1 was my teacher. And no it wasnt at the same time.
-many many more ahhh what great years.

>go to friend's birthday party at a uni shared student house
>meet hot asian chick
>yellowfever.jpg
>she leaves party with another guy
>be sad
>she lived in the house and had her own room that she had given me permission to sleep in
>go to the bedroom after the party is over
>instantly raid underwear drawer
>find a small dildo hidden amongst pantys
>still smells like pussy
>masturbate in her bed at least 4 times that night and cum on her sheets

Titty fucked my girlfriend's youngest sisters bra.
Also gave her other sister a bracelet that I used as a cock ring and came buckets multiple times while wearing it. She really liked it a lot.

Also I flirt with my gfs mom all the time because she is thirsty for my dick.
Planning on sliding my hands on her ass for a quick grab the next time she wants to hug me.

>be me
>work like a babysitter to got money, needed it.
>have to take care of a 6 year old girl
>parents leaves the house
>i am lazy, so i let her go around the house
>go upstairs, open mi laptop, watch porn and jerk off
>i thought the door was locked but she opened it, and she saw my cock
>the little blonde girl asked.
"why are you doing that? i saw you through the window"
>dontknowwhattosay.jpg
>she came closer to see
>"Nope", i covered my boner with sheets
>Send her down to watch tv

She never said something. I guess she forgot.