His country doesn't have its own wizarding school

>His country doesn't have its own wizarding school

>half the world's population goes to one school because they're all azns an shit
Please tell me this is some fanshit and not official Rowling wordbuilding.

>share with america

what the fuck? literally why?

>anglocucks got their own school
>aussies have study with spics and amerifats
>Indians, japanese, Chinese and whole fucking South East Asia studying together
>east Europe with skandies
>we with muslims
Rolling need to fucking educate herself. Show her int ffs

who cares about that retarded shit

>>east Europe with skandies
this gets me every time

>durmstrang
>inexplicably run by a russian war criminal
>students are all slavs from the fucking balkans
>located in the scandes

She dumb af

>tfw we got butthurt belt and all muzzies
I will trade ex yugo for butthurt belt and turkey please

is this shit official?

Ban the netherlands pls, no latin in them.

I thought the Ronalds were dutch but actually they should study at beauxbatons wtf

You really ought to be part of Hogwarts.

>Japan, SK, Taiwan, HK, India, & China are in one school
How can the rest of the world even compete?

Vicious infighting and actual impotence in practical applications outside of a testing environment.

>bad writer is bad at worldbuilding

surprise surprise

Hogwarts was the only one with any thought put into it

>Beauxbatons
>Beautifulsticks

What did they mean by this

Maybe they were sponsored by a wand shop or something.

Yep

>school is in Brazil

no thanks, I'd rather clean toilets for the rest of my life 2bh

>lands of sumerians
>doesnt have a magic school
DELET THIS SHIT

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>mahoutokoro
>"magic place"

The dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>tfw stuck in school with slavshit and mudslime

Yes, I'm sure having all of Asia together in a single campus and all of Africa together in another campus wouldn't result in a complete fucking massacre.
100 points to Gryffindor.

All states go to the same school m8, and you're together with us.

>wizards from Islamic states
holy kek :DDDd

braise dengri))))

>China and India don't have their own school and come to some small island of Japan
That's stupid.

>durmstrang
>Strum & Drang

Eastern Europe under German rule, I like it

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>>tfw stuck in school with slavshit and mudslime

What´s Georgia again?

Chill out we don't want churkas in our school so you can't get in

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>tfw have to share wizarding school with Ahmeds

>british """""""writers"""""""

there should be three or four sout american wizarding schools: one in salvador de bahia brazil, one in buenos aires, one in cuzco peru, and maybe one in valparaiso chile.

>Uagandou

Why didn't she just put the location of the school instead of this weird "area of influence".
It would make sense for a school in Sao Paulo to grab student from the neighbouring countries, same for one in Moscow and Paris, but they would still be their country's school.
It's like they tried to be inclusive or whatever

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Greater Prosperity of Asia completed!

I don't know the context of OP, but she probably did do just that. or otherwise loosely described a region and others interpreted that.
Probably just said shit like 'russia and cental asia'

Now I have to play a puny martial swinging his metal stick

>Koldovstoretz

>balts not part of the germanic-nordick one

gonna burn all my potter books

That map is a lie, Israel has its own super-secret Mossad-run Wizarding school that trains its students into the ultimate agents of Zionism.

>Islamic Wizards
>Allahu Ackbar is actually a spell for making things explode

What the fuck is this, why are we with the latin countries??

Wé lätíns ñáò

better with them than the union of gypsy and slavs

>Balts a part of germanic-nordick one

Kek mongols you're the same scum as slavs.

>greeks with germans and scandies

then why is finland in there?

>going overseas when I can just learn abbo magic

>mahoutokoro
Still gets me everytime

been raped enough by swedes to count.

You on the other hand been raped to much by mongoloid russians

and 25% russian or something

>India population: 1.25b
>China population: 1.35b
>Indonesia population: 262m
>Japan population: 127m
1 school

>British Isles population: 68m
1 school

Has she lost the plot?

JK Rowling is a hack

Better than Warts of a Hog

Since we all seem to disagree with the Eternal Anglo author, maybe we should make our own.

Here's the template. I'll color in my own in a second.

One with better borders.

r8 my Yurope

My apologies to Greece and Macedonia in advance, but it had to be done.

I honestly have no idea what to do with Poland.

Something like this.

Asia is too hard, China on its own would need like 5 schools.

>China on its own would need like 5 schools.

Make it 3 for historical significance.

Sorry the truth hurt you.

Finland + Baltics only have a population of like 15m.

But Finngolian woods magic is different from Scandi runes.

>Banned for black magic
10/10

>tfw you live in kamchatka and have to go 10 000 km to your school because Rowling is a hack

THIS

this. I read the first 3 books as a kid and they were trash. I can't fanthom how would anyone above the age of 14 enjoy this.

Muslim occultists seem pretty chill though.

>Have to go all the way up to Sweden to learn magic
>JK Hackling didn't even bother to look up Scholomance

Durmstrang writes it's name in fucking Cyrillic even though it has a German-sounding name and is located in either Norway or Sweden.

>Those countries in one school
>Implying it won't lead to an apocalypse via infighting

idk

idk

>ruscucks