ITT: Your favourite sex memory

ITT: Your favourite sex memory.

In case you're a virgin: shut off your computer and come back once you know how pussy feels like.

> be me
> 22
> video skyping with my gf
> she starts getting all horny
> proceeds to rub her pussy on cam
> asks me what i would do to her
> we haven't done anal by then but i go 'fuck it' and tell her to go doggy
> then i talk about touching her clit, slowly working my way up to her butthole
> she actually mimiks the motion, slowly starts caressing it
> ohyeah.png thatwentwell.jpg
> she seems to enjoy it a lot and finishes with a great orgasm
> diamonds
> fast forward a few days
> finalling seeing her again irl
> didn't take long for us to end up in bed
> amongst everything else i also stimulate her ass, taking it for granted
> her body starts shaking, she's been waiting for it
> after a bit she suddenly reaches down and touches my butthole
> ohwow_mysecretfantasy.rar
> to not show my surprise i start kissing her
> now we're making out, while caressing each other's assholes
> end up 69ing, she comes with two fingers in her butt
> feel it contract
> can't hold it any longer so i come right into her throat while she has a finger inside me
> cherry on top: she says that has been her best orgasm ever

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I jhad a very kinky gf during High scholl, I am like 1.85 m she is just this little thing at 1.5m.
I have a bit of stories, I don't know which one you'd prefer..
-Pissing
-Crosdressing
-Threesome with her lesbian friend
-Sex in car

> be me
> 22
> video skyping with my gf
> she starts getting all horny
> proceeds to rub her pussy on cam
> asks me what i would do to her
> we haven't done anal by then but i go 'fuck it' and tell her to go doggy
> then i talk about touching her clit, slowly working my way up to her butthole
> she actually mimiks the motion, slowly starts caressing it
> ohyeah.png thatwentwell.jpg
> she seems to enjoy it a lot and finishes with a great orgasm
> diamonds
> fast forward a few days
> finalling seeing her again irl
> didn't take long for us to end up in bed
> amongst everything else i also stimulate her ass, taking it for granted
> her body starts shaking, she's been waiting for it
> after a bit she suddenly reaches down and touches my butthole
> ohwow_mysecretfantasy.rar
> to not show my surprise i start kissing her
> now we're making out, while caressing each other's assholes
> end up 69ing, she comes with two fingers in her butt
> feel it contract
> can't hold it any longer so i come right into her throat while she has a finger inside me
> cherry on top: she says that has been her best orgasm ever

My ex used to suck my cock while I was driving. I miss that... she was awesome.

There was this one girl I fucked after basically watching Hot fuzz and going to our bed to watch anime which was interrupted by making out. She was good at giving head at all but the anecdote stands out for the sheer absurdness or getting laid thanks to hot fuzz.

Let's go with the threesome

Gj mate. Now what?

> be me
> 22
> video skyping with my gf
> she starts getting all horny
> proceeds to rub her pussy on cam
> asks me what i would do to her
> we haven't done anal by then but i go 'fuck it' and tell her to go doggy
> then i talk about touching her clit, slowly working my way up to her butthole
> she actually mimiks the motion, slowly starts caressing it
> ohyeah.png thatwentwell.jpg
> she seems to enjoy it a lot and finishes with a great orgasm
> diamonds
> fast forward a few days
> finalling seeing her again irl
> didn't take long for us to end up in bed
> amongst everything else i also stimulate her ass, taking it for granted
> her body starts shaking, she's been waiting for it
> after a bit she suddenly reaches down and touches my butthole
> ohwow_mysecretfantasy.rar
> to not show my surprise i start kissing her
> now we're making out, while caressing each other's assholes
> end up 69ing, she comes with two fingers in her butt
> feel it contract
> can't hold it any longer so i come right into her throat while she has a finger inside me
> cherry on top: she says that has been her best orgasm ever

I dated a very prudish girl who would lose her inhibitions in bed but be very ashamed about it. When we fucked she'd say I could do anything I wanted, respond well to whatever I attempted, and then complain about it afterward. She's got a slut living inside of her but doesn't want to acknowledge it. Best memories I have of her are when I'd nut in her, we'd cuddle for a bit, and then she'd decide she wanted more so she'd go down on me and lick her own taste off my cock to get me hard again. I loved seeing her be the slut I know she is.

> cherry on top: she says that has been her best orgasm ever

lie.

Dude, other people's memories don't count..

Nerdy shy feminist cutie girl at class that was on the fence about bdsm before meeting me. She always chooses when we have sex and it isn't very regular, but when it happens now she basically lets me tie her up to bed and act out her rape fantasies. Takes all the stress and frustration of the universe from dicking her since I basically can't go rough enough for her not to love it.

Probably. But she meant to express how much she enjoyed it and that's what's important.

when I was teen I went out with a gallon for three years. her name was Susan and she was a hot stoner hippy chick. I had an obsession and used to beg her to let me play with her ass. she let me touch it but more that that. one evenight when we were really smoked she told me that she'd decided that she wanted to try anal. I couldn't belive it i said sure when do you want to do it. she said right now here. we were both seated in her living room and her three brothers and parents had only gone to bed anow hour or so. I pulled down her cords and pulled her thoNguyen aside and went slide a finer into her asShole and found she'd already lubed it up. she asked me to put it in her. the grip of her tight 17 year old asShole on my cocktail was breathtaking. the hottest part was feeling how incredibly turned onot we both were and I as I realised I was going to cum I asked her where she wanted it and she replied anywhere. I thought for a second and then ploughed really hard and came buckets up. 15 years later I still want thinking about her. she's a graphic designer now fat and old married with three kids. she was my little lo.

>I was like 17, she the same age at me.
>Her best friend is this lesbian crazy girl, she was like a fat slob and now is super thin
>I always fantasized about fucking her, talked about it with gf but she always denied
>(They had previously done thing too, I just wanted to join)
>Well, fast forward one day, we were at my gf home, her mother is a psycho that always left her alone, more time for us to fuck.
>I arrive like at 18 in the afternoon and I find the Lesbian, who I'll call L, there, they spent the afternoon together, and then we started to chat all together.
>at 20 or so we started to get hungry and I suggested her to remain for dinner, and I cooked
>My ex was a drunk, like she used to spend evening drinking wine alone and she immediatley opened a bottle of wine
>We start to drink, to eat, and drink even more, we had easily 3 bottles of wine, but I'm a champ in drinking and resist, remaining focused on my task
>Next is my offense.
>JK they are two crazy psycho I was there just to enable them.
>We finish the dinner and, completely dizzy, my gf faking she was drunk, we begin to se HAIR, a fucking musical.

TO be continued in next post.

wow you dont know shit about women

>how pussy feels like
Shut off your computer and come back when you speak fluent English

I disagree. But please, enlighten us.
Also, nice trips.

Scrap that last part..

>We begin to watch the movie, and I'm on the leftmost side of the sofa, my gf in the middle, her friend on the other side, the tv on the left so they out my field of view.
>A bit of description. My gf Q is like 1.50, normal buil, long brown hair and big green-gray eyes, with barely existing tits and a fat ass.
>L has a man jaw, crazy dense hair reaching her butt and brown eyes. Small tits and small ass.
>I start to watch the movie, berely interested, when after like 5 minutes I hear the sound of what is clearly somebody choking a person with his tongue.
>I turn my head like in 10 seconds, every little angle showing me a picture that I'll remember forever of L with her hands around Q face, sucking her lips out
>I immediately feel my cock getting hard with the force of a thousand suns, and shift my ass closer to them.
>Put my hand on the cheek of my gf and gently turn her to kiss me, feeling the wetness of her lips, L's saliva still there, warm wet.
>I feel L starting to undress Q, and I pull back to let her take off her shirt, at which I move and approach L, starting to kiss her.
>She appears more into it than me, and I feel her teeth piercing my lips. Honest to god, she was the worst kisser I ever had.
> We start to undress, my gf me and I L, and my gf, being a psycho stands up. "Let's go to my mother's room". or something along that line.
>We always fucked on her mother bed, was the biggest in the house
>I smile, ad lift L in my arms, carrying her to the other room, quickly, and drop her on the bed.

Let me guess; butthurt virgin?

she meant to say something she doesnt mean cuz she knows you want to hear it..
but ure such a cuck u dont even know when you get cucked

No, I just don't like foreigners or retards

Blow job alarm clock

>leveling up resistance instead of STR

here, those are great too. sometimes she also cooks breakfast for me while still topless lol

American, I presume?

All jokes aside, last night after sex, I was hungry and asked if my lady would make me a sandwich before bed. To my surprise, she just got straight out of bed and proceeded to make a dank sandwich, still naked. It was glorious and if my phone hadn't have been charging, I would have had some sauce for you Sup Forumsro's

College
>dating crazy girl who's all in love
>told her I'm dumping her
>cries, threatens to kill herself, general hysteria
>don't care
>she's sobbing, drop to her knees and rips my cock out of my pants
>starts giving messy, enthusiastic blowjob, with tears streaming onto my cock
>I grab her head and start ramming it in all the way down her throat
>getting into it, what the fuck, start calling her a worhtless whore etc while face fucking
>she stops, stands up, and strips naked. starts sucking her own tits cause she knows I like it.
>lays down on her side on the bed, and tells me to fuck her ass
>I lay down behind her, she stuffs my cock into her asshole.
>I'm fucking her ass, she starts ramming herself on it harder and harder, saying "I love you"
>i don't say anything. sobbing commences again
>fucking her ass while she's sobbing and telling me to fuck her as hard as I want. I comply
>Cum in her ass
>Laying there listening to her cry
>Unprompted, she rolls over and starts sucking my feces covered cock clean
>Finishes, rolls over, and goes to sleep in my bed. I let her
>Relationship continues for 2 more years, based almost entirely on kinky rough sex.

She's a High School teacher now. No wonder they say teachers are fucked up. They kinda are.

No. By foreigners I mean anyone that doesn't speak English

This could be a good story if you weren't so retarded

holy shit the cringe
youre a terrible liar if you cant even do it on the fucking internet

How's high school?

You're judging by words only, and not even a quote. If you fail to see that your assumptions are based mostly on your negative opinions, not on real facts, i feel sorry for your ass.

>We start to kiss, my girlfriend in the middle, her friend on her left and me on the right, and quickly we start to undress.
>I undress her friend, her tits were flaccid and small, with big areolas, and I kised them, a lot, feeling her breath intenify.
>My gf moved me down and I heard them kissing as I worked my way down, taking off her jeans and panties.
>She was completely natural, The densest hair bush I ever saw, and I ate her, she was strangely pleasant, and I felt her hand on my face as she started to kiss my gf.
>I licked her for a bit, then lifted myself and moved to my gf, kissing her
I moved then behind her, and started to pound Q, as her licked L pussies, but now I'm just rambling, I don't remember exactly what happened in what orded, I cummed in my gf mouth and then they kissed but my gf had already swallowd,
>I fucked my gf cowgirl as the other sitted on my face, as they kissed
>My biggest regret is not having fucked that lezzie whore, but She was a virgin, and my lawyer advised against putting my dick in a virgin crazy lesbian
>We fucked for a lot, in two different trances.
And the night was done.
And we fucked again the morning before, completely sober

cont?

What did I do wrong?
English is not my first language, and I'm trying to write as fast as possible

>be me with girl I exchanged vcards with if you get what I mean
>live with my roommate in our own apartment
>girl comes by to fuck and watch porn
>girl sticks head outside my window while I proceed to fuck her from behind
>neighbor walks by to see this since he got off work
>his face the next day I see him

youtu.be/Ildtq20FK7I

It was okay for me, thanks for sharing!

nice fedora

You're right... that sounded pretty cringy. Still not wrong though..

sex in car

>ITT: Your favourite sex memory.

Nice trips, Hillary.

Knew I was getting a blowjob on Saturday night. Stopped beating off on Wednesday. GF gave excellent head in front of roaring fire. Held out as long as possible. She started moving faster, I said "Slow, slow..." MASSIVE ejaculation, eight pulses, she had semen coming out of her nose. Swallowed it all. She was shaking as she lay down next to me. THAT was a great orgasm. "Completely draining" as a medical text once put it.

Oddly enough I had a somewhat kinky girlfriend in highschool as well which I had a threesome with her and her "lesbian" friend. Also had sex in a car with her. I have some of my best stories with her.

>NYC St. Patricks day
>Gf at the time being a drunken cunt super annoying
>Decide i've had enough time go go home i guess
>Only like 4pm i was pissed
>Walk to grand central squeezing her hand and having her screaming at me the entire time
>Get on the train she passes out pretty much immediately
>Get back to my hometown and take a cab home(No way i could drive either)
>Get back to my house and shit hit the fan she started screaming throwing shit
>Again decide i've had enough and pretty much take her down we start kissing and i mean fiercely
>Took her pants off stuck it in and proceeded to have the absolute greatest sex i think i'll ever have
>put it in her pooper for the first time that night too

All in all good day would do it again.

>see this thread
>find out OP's name
>get in car
>rape his mom
>she says that has been her best orgasm ever

where's she from, she sounds kinda familiar?

>GF is super religious, but sweet, smart, funny, and GORGEOUS - she wants to wait until we are married before *any* sex
>I proposed to my GF and she said 'yes', but insists I have to meet her parents
>She goes for Christmas on the 10th, I visit my dad (mom passed away when I was a kid) and spend some time with him
>Drive from Atlanta (my dad's place) to Lansing (her parents') straight through on the 23rd; weather and traffic slow me down, I get to her house at 2 am
>She slips me in quietly since her parents are sleeping, takes me to her room, the other end of the house
>All frilly and pink, just like she left it when she left for college
>Tells me I am going to sleep in the guest apartment over the garage, but first....
>She just starts getting undressed. Now, she is hawt but I've never even seen her naked, just swimsuit
>her huge DD's pop out and I know I proposed to the right girl
>"You proposed, I accepted, the wedding is just 4 weeks away, so.... Merry Christmas"
>I fucked her on her frilly pink comforter while she bit down on a stuffed bunny. As I get close I start to pull out
>She says "what are you doing?"
>I tell her
>"Silly! We're married!"
>So I just cum
>She said it hurt a little, and there was just a small amount of blood, but that she loved it and was glad we did it
We keep that bunny on our bed to this day

Memories only work in one direction though..

Oh and, it's andy kingston. Now go get my mum.

Quite boring, when we started to get older, and I mean I 18 my gf too, we had less time at her home, her mother changed her times and we had far less time to fuck
I was the only one with a license, and she used to go with me when we needed to move.
>I was mad, it was two weeks of blue balls and anger, I was on the verge of exploding, and she was too
>We went out to have a dinner together, and all the night we started to get friskier, to touch each other, she remoed her show and started to touch me during the dinner
>After I couldn't let her get away with this, She already a few times blowed me while driving, and I wanted to fuck
>I take the longer route (Highway) and begin to finger her while I drive, she comes only from clitoris so is super easy
>She cums after 15 minutes, I only had to drive straight, and after catching her breath she jumps on my cock, sucking while I drive her home
>I get closer and closer, but I refuse to bust a nut in her mouth without fucking, and she gives the worst BJ ever too
>I pass by her home and drive up a secondary street, that ends in a park, and it's around 23:00
>She looks around her and I move to her seat, as she lifts her ass.
>She had already her pants down since when I fingered her, She only had to slide on my cock
>I recline the seat and begin to fuck her, her mouth dripping on my mouth, she fucking loves to swap spit and I do too
>I fuck her like that for a long time, her hands on the roof to push herself against me
> I begin to get closer, and she quickly open the door, getting out, bare ass, and squat on teh floor
>She begins to jerk me off, and quickly ler me cum in her mouth swallowing quickly.
I smile, and get out, cock shining with cum, and acknlowledge that there is a camera right where we parked
>Who cares.
Was fun
I also had a time we fucked in a hostel Girl-only room, with 14 people in the same room

post pics of the bunny

I decided in my head that all this declared lesbians are just doing it for attention.
All women are bisexual. Men less, but still I'd suck that cock.

i like the hot messy car stuff. Do continue

When I get home
>on MARTA

I was going to post that story most proud of for me is turning a drunk "lesbian" bi with muh dick, actually

tried to turn that into a threesome with her gf, she got ultra upset at the idea, we started arguing, she slapped/scratched me, I told her I gave her pleasure she could never make her feel and she just started throwing stuff at me. the coffee pot actually hit my forehead. hurt for days.

small drawback was worth it. they broke up and now she sleeps around with other gives too.

Well, there was another fun, a three hour trip by car when she blew me off, but the car stuff was pretty much the same, we always went to that spot after that, nothing different.
Shew wanted me to cum in her mouth so it was easier to clean.

I agree to a certain extent. She was definitely teetering over the line into straight. After our threesome, she was sending me naked pictures and videos, trying to convince me to break up with my girlfriend and stuff. I don't even think I'm that great of a lay so I don't think I turned her straight, she definitely already had the idea in her head.

ok

anyone got any foot related sexual stories?

my girl and i always talk about doing it dirty in the car and having me just cum everywhere, on the ceiling, etc. but i always remember i'd have to clean that shit up the next day.

Why not?
>be me
>17 i think or 18
>meet girl that i fall for pretty quick
>outta my league i'm one ugly mother fucker
>talk to her for awhile she starts flirting
>ohmyfuckinggod.jpg
>asks me if i want to come in for a drink
>hell yea
>we get smashed
>end up in bed
>fuck her for about 30 minutes
>feel amazing
Now i know to most this may seem as a normal thing but she was amazing and i was ugly as fuck still am a little better since i've grown a beard

Like cleaning foot with tongue after a long day In laboratory?
I have, but it's just as you'd imagine, story would ruin it, there are jsut many way you can say "Ilicked her little finger and sucked it"

>be 4
>dad takes me into his bedroom
>we get naked
>he puts his dick in my ass
>makes me lick his tattoos once he's done with me
That was literally the only time I've ever had any kind of sex. I'm almost 30 and honestly I have no interest in it. I'd rather play video games.
>TFW dad disowned my brother and me when he found out that I have Autism
>TFW dad hates video games
>TFW the only interest women have taken in me is groping me and saying they want to rape me, and it's always social justice wankers or landwhales that do it

Every time i get my dick wet from my big tit gf or any other girl.

>be fucking GF with no condom on
>have promised to pull out
>she likes fucking but hates dirty talk, feels embarrassed
>fucking her from behind and ask her to say 'fuck me' (a word she hates) and she responds with
>'yes user fuck my pussy'
>added pussy on her own so maybe she's turned on more than normal? start to see what i can get away with
>start feeding her phrases
>finally cum deep inside her when she says "yes i'm your slut, please cum in my cunt"
>pull out of her and she rubs her creampied clit til she orgasms
>isn' teven mad at me for breaking my pull-out promise

yes but you can embellish. she demanded I get down and suck her toes

Ta-da

Yeah, you're right, but my stories are kinda tame, she wanted, but this is my current gf, kinky as well, but I'm her first, and she's very shy. And she says she wants to dom, but doesn't have the courage.

>Traveling thru the south I hooked up with a MILF on Craigslist that was pissed that her husband went away for the weekend to play softball in some out of state tournament
>That Friday she dropped her kids off at his parents house, then met me at a hotel
>Never gave her my name, and she paid for the room
>I left my wallet, phone and everything but $50 for a cab and booze in my car, then took the cab to the hotel to meet her
>Fucked her for a couple hours, and she never asked if I had a condom
>You could tell that she had only been with her husband before, she was a little clumsy, but she sucked me off to get me hard
>I asked her if she'd ever done anal,and she said no but she could try it
>She screamed a little at first, but got the hang of it. I convinced her to clean me off with a BJ
>as I got ready for my third and final orgasm I pulled her head over my dick, and held her nose to my pelvis while I orgasmed
>Made the whole night worth it, her arms doing the elbows bent rubber band dance, her gagging and moaning around my dick, and her throat squeezing the cum out
>Totally awesome
>She coughed and spat into a towel for a couple minutes after that, but never complained
>I think she wanted to be degraded to get back at her husband for leaving for a guy's weekend when she had said no.
>She was a little drunk when she got there, and we shared a bottle of rum
>so when we were done fucking, and we were cuddling so that I could rub that pussy and play with her sweet tits, she passed out in my arm
>She was so out of it that she didn't wake up as I got out of bed. (Damn, no phone so no nude pics, fuck me)
>Since she was out, I took the opportunity to go through her purse
>Bitch was a hair dresser, and had all the cash from that day's work in her wallet
>$312 was a good payment for the service I gave her
>I wonder how she explained her missing wedding rings to her husband when he got home.

She sent me a couple pics before we met up. Pic related, with her daughter.

>23rd bday
>meet girl I wanted to bang since high school at show
>give her my number
>hit it off really well, shes kinky and we hit it off great
>one night shes over me and my roommates apartment
>she starts getting close to me
>my roommate comes in with 3 mutual friends
>we hangout with them for a bit
>give each sex eyes
>she goes to put her hands behind my back
>scratches my back
>friends are talking about music
>one of the girls says "i haven't heard [some band] in forever"
>she says " omg i have that cd in my car!! I'll go grab it"
>grabs my hand and we head down
>live on top floor of building with broken elevator
>fuuuuuu.jpg
>we get to her car parked on main street
>its late, but not bar close yet, its like a limbo no one appears to be on the street, maybe one car every 1-2 minutes
>she reaches in the car, feet still on sidewalk
>she starts pulling her leggings down(also had a skirt on)
>cant believe she is doing this here
>datass.jpg
>figure ill finger her nonchalantly to give her what she wants
>one minute goes by
>cant help myself I'm full attention
>stick it in
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>tell her to do the work so it doesn't look obvious
>its a mega rush knowing a person could walk down the street, or a cop could drive by
>plus her ass was thick as fuck
>3 minutes in I hear some people like a dozen houses over coming out (probably to smoke)
>put my Indian back in the cupboard and go back inside
>she wants more, more, more
> get up 3 flights of stairs
>she grabs me at the top step
>pulls me down
>pulls down her leggings again
>dear god she is a fountain
>legs hanging off the top stairs, shes almost falling down the stairs everytime she goes down
>its a rush again
>hear the sound of a door open below
>ohshit.jpg
>she just stands up like nothing and walks over me
>clutch my meat
>jam it in my pants

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that's hot. I bet you have a great sex life.

awesome!!

I have, because we're two actual adults and we talk about sex.
I was her first to do everything, and it kinda shows, the thing in this cases is that you NEVER have to make her feel a whore, or she blocks.
Anyhow thanks for the blogpost, sex is great but I'm a cumpulsive masturbator.

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>we make it back to the top floor
>everydayislegday.jpg
>she gives me sex eyes that burn
(there is a ladder on the fire escape that goes to the roof)
>she opens the fire escape door
>we head up to the roof
>her leggings are still kinda down(great view)
>she starts making out with me
>rubbing my corn in the cob
>we start to wrestle with each other as if its a competition to see who can get the other one naked quicker
>we do the same as we fuck we fight for dominance
>she gets on top
>I can feel it
>shes riding me with only her feet on the ground
>her thick ass smacking against my hips
>I cum like cannon fire
>naked, on a roof, under the stars she lets out a soft "oh my god that was amazing"
>leans down to me
>whispers "i love you user"
>lay there for awhile in bliss realizing this was the best sex I've ever had, and probably will
>return to apartment
>tell them we couldn't find the cd

>mhmhmhm

still with her?

I do.

It was during a period where my and i were moving.
One day we had cleared out the appartment so when we had our lunch we actually ate on the floor. At one point i notice her moving her hips back and forth. I started grinning and asked whether she'd like having sex one more time in this room.
She looked me straight in the eye and goes: 'no'.
I was confused at first but then she took of her pants, sat back in the same position and started doing tbose movements again. That's when i realized she was rubbing her cunt on her heel.
By the time she came her foot was dripping wet.
We still fucked one last time in there, though.

Something like that?

oh yes!

But why

no, we've had a couple 2 month flings after the initial break up

I once fucked my mother in law.

>It was an accident, her husband was out of town and I was helping her move her dresser.
>I was backing up from the dresser, didn't see her behind me and ran into her, knocking her down to her knees
>Next thing I knew she had my dick out of my shorts and was sucking my cock
>after she had me good and hard I pushed her over the foot of their bed and pulled her dress up and panties down
>I rode her ass for about 30 minutes, groping her big tits the entire time, then came all over her back and the dress she was wearing
>wife pulled up to the house just as I finished, and her mom didn't have time to change
>My wife was 9 months preggers, and I was horny as hell.

pic related, that evening

>710529732
I bet that's her fucking ugly husband in the background

try harder faggot

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>be 24, her 19
>visiting with some friends in a town she moved to (she used to hover the group when I was in high school)
>meet her fiance' and he is cool as shit and for some reason trusts the fuck out of me
>she has said nothing but great things about me
>go to the bars, everyone drinks and hangs out
>she is getting heated more and more through the night until she is on top of me in the back seat of the car making out and grabbing onto me (she is 4'11, i'm 6'1)
>friends drop me off at her home, her man is at work, friends go party somewhere else for the rest of the night
>we have sex for about an hour, a complete and utter beast on top
>we fuck in the living room on the couches and recliners
>I forget that I took like 6 AZO's because I've been detoxing
>I'm sitting off the recliner and her back is to me and she is just moving her ass up and down in an extremely aggressive manner
>Tell her to get on her knees
>she jumps onto the floor and waits for my load
>I shoot two thick streams on her face
>My cum is a dark orange from the AZO's
>I immediately bust out laughing, fall backwards, break a table and cum all over myself and just laughing on the floor
>tell her to look at her face
>she starts laughing
>We both go to sleep
>few days later we are hanging out with her man and she is sitting in the middle and him and I are on either side of her relaxing.

They broke up later
She gets knocked up by someone
Met some beta that decided to play father
The guy literally puts his name as the father knowing it isn't his
She told me this and hasn't told anyone
100% would fuck again

I have tons of stories if anyone's interested
I'm 30 and have been with over 150 women
My present girlfriend is 20 and does everything I ask her to do
Too bad she is so young that it isn't worth it anymore and I'm going to have her leave.

>Getting married in 2016
>Getting married before seeing her naked
>Getting married before fucking her
Is this a cringe thread?
If bait its a good 7/10 though well played.

sauce on girl

Please
Do share

> be me
> 22
> video skyping with my gf
> she starts getting all horny
> proceeds to rub her pussy on cam
> asks me what i would do to her
> we haven't done anal by then but i go 'fuck it' and tell her to go doggy
> then i talk about touching her clit, slowly working my way up to her butthole
> she actually mimiks the motion, slowly starts caressing it
> ohyeah.png thatwentwell.jpg
> she seems to enjoy it a lot and finishes with a great orgasm
> diamonds
> fast forward a few days
> finalling seeing her again irl
> didn't take long for us to end up in bed
> amongst everything else i also stimulate her ass, taking it for granted
> her body starts shaking, she's been waiting for it
> after a bit she suddenly reaches down and touches my butthole
> ohwow_mysecretfantasy.rar
> to not show my surprise i start kissing her
> now we're making out, while caressing each other's assholes
> end up 69ing, she comes with two fingers in her butt
> feel it contract
> can't hold it any longer so i come right into her throat while she has a finger inside me
> cherry on top: she says that has been her best orgasm ever

I was hoping there was blood on the bunny
Also, your "girlfriend" sounds like she is 13
Not that I'm knocking that at all

continue

Why what?

Alright, here's another one:
After a night of partying we came back home, drunk af.
I was about to go to sleep immediately but she wanted to fuck. I told her i didn't feel like a workout now but she could have my dick and do whatever she wanted.
She seemed to enjoy the idea and after some sucking and riding she decided to sit on my face. I went along with it for a little bit but then i told her my tongue was too tired. Maybe she could ride me again?
Her answer: 'let me try something else'
Then she started rubbing her pussy on my thigh. The sounds were straight out of some gory splatter movies or some shit.
She came but still had not enough so then she went down to my feet and looked at me while she slid my foot inside of here. He've done some fisting before but only with lots of lube and preperation... so i was surprised she fit all if it inside. Guess she was super horny.
She came with my foot inside her and then she sucked me off, keeping it in. I'm not the foot-kinda guy but that was hot af.

...

i bet her pussy was warm on your toes. idk how she fit it in there!

> be me
> 22
> video skyping with my gf
> she starts getting all horny
> proceeds to rub her pussy on cam
> asks me what i would do to her
> we haven't done anal by then but i go 'fuck it' and tell her to go doggy
> then i talk about touching her clit, slowly working my way up to her butthole
> she actually mimiks the motion, slowly starts caressing it
> ohyeah.png thatwentwell.jpg
> she seems to enjoy it a lot and finishes with a great orgasm
> diamonds
> fast forward a few days
> finalling seeing her again irl
> didn't take long for us to end up in bed
> amongst everything else i also stimulate her ass, taking it for granted
> her body starts shaking, she's been waiting for it
> after a bit she suddenly reaches down and touches my butthole
> ohwow_mysecretfantasy.rar
> to not show my surprise i start kissing her
> now we're making out, while caressing each other's assholes
> end up 69ing, she comes with two fingers in her butt
> feel it contract
> can't hold it any longer so i come right into her throat while she has a finger inside me
> cherry on top: she says that has been her best orgasm ever

Hooked up with one of my middle school teachers
>near my hometown for work in the mil
>some time before that I contacted my 7th grade Spelling teacher via facebook and we have been getting along fine
>she has a boyfriend she visits in the town right next to where I'm working
>We talk and she comes over to visit and tells her boyfriend she will be there in town the day after
>Me 22, her 37, blond, petite, fake tits, drives a lexus and feels nervous about meeting because I used to be her student.
>She comes over, I have to go to class so she stays in my place and does my laundry
>We go to the casino, walk the beach, and has me drive her car
>get back to the room and finally get the chance to fuck
>Tells me I'm way larger than her boyfriend and blows me and I tit fuck her while she says "I'm not sure I can do this"
>gets on top of me and rides me and I suck on those tits and she keeps saying how "I shouldn't be doing this"
>Turn her around and fuck her doggy style until I cum all over her back
>She leaves, hangs out with her boyfriend the next day
>Tells me she can't do this anymore because how I was her student.

Alright, this is where shit gets a bit fucky
>Before I had sex with her I knocked boots with a girl that was there the first day I'm in town
>she is going to the same training that I'm doing
>so about a month after I bang the teacher the tip of my dick burns
>find out I have Chlamydia from this chick (I found out she had it because everyone in class was talking about how she got scabies and chlym.
>Take medicine, gone in 48 hours and good to go
>Sit and wonder if she got it from me and gave it to her boyfriend
>never talked to her or seen her again, so I have no idea

Only STD I've ever gotten. At least it wasn't a bad one. I wasn't wearing protection

Sry mate, random pic from the net. Try some reversed search.

It was actually my first time

be me
>16
>never fapped in my whole life(was raised by females)
>never cummed
>not even a wet dream
>it was after a party
>random chick thought I looked older for my age(I look more mature)
>we fucked in "missionary" position
>was about to cum on the 3rd minute
>tells me not to cum inside her
>trollface.jpg
>cums buckets on her face
>wow damn
>it was my first and only experience

damn ejaculation feels good :(

>the day before Valentine's
>having an affair with a married woman
>she's in bed with me
>her husband calls to see where she is
>as she's on the phone with him, I go down on her
>hear her struggle to keep composure as she tells him she's out with a friend
>she hangs up
>tells me I'm gonna get it for that
>starts riding me bareback because she hates condoms
>her pussy quivers with every thrust
>suddenly super wet, everything is soaked
>she came all over me and slumped off to the side
>we cuddled and went to bed
>went to New Beginnings for brunch next morning
>happy Valentine's Day

I had a gf in my catholic high school who literally was this. Why don't girls understand it's not slutty if it's in a relationship