Guy with female name here

Guy with female name here.

Sup Forums, Please help me choose a new name. I am changing my name legally and need a new FULL name. First and Last.

i'm thinking of Michael Morris, or Michael Matthews.

My current name is "Kelsey" -- i sound like a faggot when I introduce myself. Tired of getting turned down from jobs, university, or meeting girls with my name.

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Fuck off Kelsey

im a male my name is vivian calm down man

donĀ“t you have a second name?

Richard "Dick" Succling Faggot

Why the hell change your last name? Niqqa

Brown
Nigger Faggot

it's a bad ass name, be a bad ass.

Donald Crump

...

Mike Hunt

Dick Johnson

Richard Wang

name yourself James Morrison

Bob Ross, in his honor

Just go by Kel. That sounds cool.

Obv answer would be Kelso.

Vin Diesel

clarence
you fuckin druggo

Chad Tyrone

Kelsey nigger fag

Dixon Butts

Dick is a good name for a man
youtube.com/watch?v=bxZLV5pVxhw

that's pretty sick

Matthew is a great name imo. go for it!!

Isaac Wener

Hugh Mongous
Hugh Jass
Mike Hunt
Adolf Hitler
Anders Breivik
Donald Trump

Tiny vagini

Heywood Jablome

Lou bitgood

Why haven't you just been going by kelso and people will think you're actually Ashton kutcher

I could give you a serious answer, but I'm gonna go with Hugh mungus

Hanger Cocksman

Just go with the classic Max Power, sounds dynamic and masculine.

How about you get some self confidence instead?
Seriously you will not be turned down for a name. If you are getting turned down what is most likely is that you have little to none confidence about your name so you present it like a bitch. And wow all of a sudden that name suits you.

I'm the man who named you Sue

Name yourself Don Aldtrump, so people can call you the Don and you'll always remember our savior

Whiny Beta.

Rolling for this or,

Mike Litoris

Wesley
Dalton
Elijah
Stefan
Jonathan

Middle name Christopher

Just keep your last name.

winrar

Cuads of truth

can't fight the quads OP

faggot mccocksucker

Biff Webster. do it fag

Well, OP is fucked.

HAIL SATAN

I hoped someone would post that. The Young ones is fucking God tier

LUCIFER HAS SPOKEN

Satan demands it

tits or gtf--- oh wait

Sure, if you're 12 or play too much Dungeons and Dragons

Dumbfuck, no one says this is a roll thread. Autistic faggot.

why not change it to casey, my name is chris btw

Ben Dover

Go fuck yourself

Michael Myers /Thread fuckyou.jpg

>caring about what other people think

no one fucking said it was idiot Doesnt have to be a roll thread. Kill yourself

Max Power
Jack Daniels
Michael Jackson

>on Sup Forums
>doesn't think everything is just a roll thread

Just name yourself John Smith and be done with it, that's better advice than any shitposter here will offer you. Or look at names on baby naming sites.
Nigga he got turned down by potential jobs

James King

NOONE HAS TO IDIOT

McBoner Superhitler

Austin Powers

Boutros-Boutros

Bitchy McCunt sounds like a good name for

Just choose something like Daniel Graves or jack embers. I sometimes go by Danny because Danny's are always co

I'd say Jacob is a good shout

Beanie Baby

Micheal shepard

Maximilian von Goldman is the key that you need.

Soap MacTavish

Chris Morris

Rolling for Chelsea Beverly

Rerawl

Mikey mcMikeface

69 knows!

Alex Lazarus

If quads, name yourself:
Me DaMeme

Obviously WAAY off. I will reroll.

Ayy Lmao

Roll

This

Hugh Dick

Jaquavious

roll

Better than legally changing your name you sperglord

Call yourself Philip Maloney

Kelsey is a based manly name get over it op

Just ignore "these" butthurt troll"s", OP.
Pick any name given and get it over it. It's not like I actually believe you really wanna change your name.

Michael Knight, and have your fucking car talk to you.
You stupid, lonely bastard.

Roger Shatter-Hymen

Get a sex change faggot

This.

Accept your name, it doesn't mean anything.
The only thing that makes it lame is your perception of it and your shame of it.
It's a name, a fucking name.
Kel isn't a bad nickname.

You can just say "like Kelsey grammar" if some of asks.

Be who you want to be. The name means nothing apart from your parents chose it as the best of all they could choose for you.

Make something of yourself, and your name will be "Kelsey is a great guy", "Kelsey really helped me out", "all the girls like kelsey,,how does he do it", "Yes Kelsey, I'll marry you".

Do you really want to have some other douchebag's name and to be called that forever?

Hugh Mongous is a nice though

All I think of with that is the giant bald faggot from mad max 2

Odin

Micah

Jimbo

Kasper

Canar

Gingg

Chances

Byst

Lorrio

Faggot