The OFFICIAL Sup Forums patrician opinions list...

The OFFICIAL Sup Forums patrician opinions list. They cannot be argued against or else you expose yourself as a full pleb. Only TRUE cinematic patricians may add onto this list.

Let us begin:

- Plot is for babies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Star Wars is for 5 year olds
- Stanley Kubrick is a slight step above pleb but nowhere near patrician
- Genre films are trash and are to be treated as such
- Christopher Nolan is pleb tier director; none of his work reaches film status and often time delves into flick tier
- European Cinema is objectively better than other any cinema
- Women cannot truly enjoy a film properly
- Book adaptations are pleb trash fit for only the unoriginal
- Steven Spielberg is intro to pleb tier; no argument can be made against this
- Animation is for children; kill yourself if you enjoy any of the sort and you are older than 10
- CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth
- Dialog is for babbies; it is a visual medium, to be used as so
- Naturalism is best style; everything else is commercial shit that are dated before they even leave the editing room. The first film that will be shown to patrician extraterrestrials will be from the realism school
- Remakes and sequels are cancer; no exceptions

Again, only TRUE cinephiles can add onto this list accordingly.

real kino coming thru

Oh great, so you want to have a discussion with people who have the same opinion as you. What do you even discuss at that point? Sounds really fun. Cheers.

so boring movies only, got it.

just by using the word kino you're making a fool of yourself
make yourself a favor and delete this thread
and make a "BANE?" thread

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>'I know you're memeing, nice work mate :DD'
>realise this is Sup Forums and you are serious

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Looks like mad meme poster getting upset at the OP 2bh

dirty numb angel boy

This thread is actually really good. Its an example of the kind of content I'd like to see on my board.

>CGI is below pleb tier and is automatic filth

CGI has a lot of potential FX wise and denying it only makes you like a verdammte pleb if I ever saw one.

Knight of Cups or The Tree of Life?
Sucker Punch or Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice?

Knight of Cups
BvS

This is a kino thread, Sup Forums
Take your Sup Forumsino shit back to imdb before you're stomped back

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Michael Kohlhaas is probably the best [strike]revenge[/strike] that I've ever seen.
Harakiri level.

Spy Kids 2

>Superhero sci-fi fantasy shit
>kino

Get fucked

Y-you didn't actually enjoy sucker punch did you?
If so you should kill yourself.

Tree of Life
Neither

KoC is more kino
No capeshit is kino. If you want that list to be taken seriously, despite using the kino meme, you can't have shitty Snyder flicks in with the actually great movies you do have on there

kino bump

Fuck off reddit

t. Sup Forumseddit

Unless you only watch silent film you can't call yourself a film fan.

Sound was the death of pure cinema.

>serious
just like capekino dumbasses were not deadly serious

fucking cancer all of you kinokunts

This is serious though

the only things you got right were that Nolan is a hack and that star wars is for 5 year olds. the rest is prententious and narrow-minded trite

>to be used as so
Go graduate junior high first fucking loser

Chinese kino, best kino

shit thread

rude dude