Hey Sup Forums been chatting to this chick, tryin to get some pussy

Hey Sup Forums been chatting to this chick, tryin to get some pussy.

Dubs decide what I say, will post response pics.

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french girls don't shower

So, who are you voting for?
(You need to get on her political good side, trying to actually help for once op, don't be a fag)

I want to kill myself

this is literally the worst advice

OP, tell this man to kill himself

Wanna fuck?

Shes cute. Reminds me of my ex. Go for it bruv

when will you surrender your pussy

Great advice but we are in the UK so we ain't voting for either

>take picture of a truck from the front
>caption it ALAHU AKBAR

"haha tite so when we smashin"

Tell her that you love Culture Club

Looks like leafy had a sex change and I gotta say he looks way better now

Tell her you just found out your best friend has cancer

Send her a picture of your asshole after you've taken a shit and not wiped yet. Make sure you push the cheeks together first and mush it around real good so it's extra nasty.
Preface this by asking her first, "Hey, I have something embarrassing going on. Could you give me a straight answer?" and when she accepts, send the picture and say "Well I've been having this issue for years where a few times a day, this stuff comes out of me. I don't know what to do, and it's really stinky and embarrassing and then it makes my butt itch a while after it's come out. How do I make it not itch?"

>tryin to get some pussy
Well, you won't from him.

"I want to pound your pussy"

Some of these replies have been gay as fuck so I told her she looked cute and to send me a selfie

Uhh excuse me? Faggot, you fucking said Dubs decide. Obey the dubs or get the fuck out faggot.

I got bored, didn't wanna keep the bitch waiting

Checked.
OP better fucking deliver.

Alright boys, OK is a mega faggot. ABANDON THREEEEEAD!

Kek speaks, with that 22. He's right op, don't be a faggot. Do what you want, but follow the rules you actually set up. If you just want advice, go /adv, you tard.

Are you fucking stupid, gay, or both?

this is a guy OP

fake she is called dodie, she is a youtuber

Lol

>Dodie Clark
OP is a faggot

Im with her won't actually get you laid, that's just propaganda spread from the DNC to get young single men(typically a republican demo) to vote more liberal. You can read it in the DNC hacked emails.

I'm a youtuber too, didn't think any would recognise her but fuck it

>complaining about stupid replies
>on a dubs get decide reply thread
>on Sup Forums
>on a friday night
What the fuck were you expecting you stupid faggot

A miracle tbh

yeah i watch her. im a girl btw so shh.

Ask her wat that mouth do?

She's going to sleep now Sup Forums
judging by this snap do you think i'm in there?

thats a dude, user

Can you tell the difference between men and women?

>Bait??
youtube.com/user/doddleoddle
hmmmmmmm......

femanon here
you're definitely in

Not bait, I know her

hell yeah

well, if you get nudes you know what to do

>posting snapchat stories pretending they're direct messages

user this is another level of sad

also, Check 'em

Just realised that was right.

jimmy, go get me the shovel, I gotta take the dog out for a walk