Ask a goose anything

Ask a goose anything

Why do you have such a long neck you honking faggot?

Why haven't you flown south yet, goose?

Is your name silas?

Silas?

Why do you shit all over the sidewalks?
Not cool.

why are you so fucking pisst all the f***** time?

are you silas????

I dont really know.
Heading south soon. Its still quite warm in my area and the wife doesnt want to go yet.

Would you like some stale bread?

How does it feel to be the niggers of the bird kingdom

Thats not me
Im sorry, sometimes i just cant hold it in. You gotta go when you gotta go
You see us geese get really mad. You see none of you humans feed us enough so we get pretty upset about it. Like what the hell man? We need food too

Understandable, goose. I love you.

Be honest it's not a wife, it's a piece moldy bread you want on. Isn't it?

Yes please that would be fantastic! I need to fatten up for the flight down south
Whats a nigger?

*wank

>Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)01:20:55 No.7105
but don't you realize that the only food is white bread that give you pain and cancer and in the end die, is that the real reason why you are mad at us stupid humans ?

Goose loves you too human. My wife just doenst want to go down yet. Shes worried about the babies not being able to fly or something. The babies are old enough though. She just doesnt want them to leave the nest yet. God damn free loaders

Would you fuck a pigeon?

That could be it. I just love the human food. Bread, crackers, seed. Its all good. They eat it so why cant I?

A goose bit me as a child. Fuck geese. I just wanted to give ya'lls niggas some bread.

My wifes in the room so i cant answer this one fully but.. yes the dirtier the better.

Are you as tasty as a duck?

It mustve not been enough you greedy humans!

Why do people post sissy hypno, and black fucking white threads?

Here you go

Do you speak German?

What are your thoughts on swans

How would you feel if I bit your children for not giving me enough free food? Hm Mr. Gooseboy?

Why the fuck do you shit everywhere? You're all over the place year round, go shit somewhere else.

HONK HONK HONK HONK
Whats a hypno?
I would love to take a big old bite of that

No but that would be cool. Just geese and english
Swans are to uptight. I dated one before. Never even gave out. What a bitch

How exactly are you typing out all of this

Hmm i never thought about this... ill tell my boys to respect there manors next time human.
Idk its just a thing we do. Sometimes you just gotta shit.

is it elegel to eat the gooses?

Ooh, this is the real shit right here

Do you know this famous duck?

Where do you buy shoes?

Banh Pham Vietnam

With my beak. Dumb question humans
I dont know but i wouldnt advise it. Use geese are master fighters

Why is Maverick such a douche in Top Gun ?

why do you shit all over the place?

Where did you learn to speak English

Autism?

Can you give us your loudest honk??

Geese dont need shoes. So i ont own any
GOOSE! Why does it have to be goose who dies

why do you deepthroat so much nigger dick?

I asked for speaking german because the image title.

Listening to himans at the park
HHHHHOOOONNNNNKKKKK!!!!!!!

Should I get drunk and play Skyrim tonight mr goose?

That picture looks awful lot like a canada goose. If that is you please go extinct and fast or leave Europe. No one likes you shitting everywhere and our coward politicians won't let us hoomans to go full genocide on you so.. just die plx?

What is a nigger? I dont speak human super well.
That makes sense

YOU HAVE ANGERED THE GOOSE. POST 'Calm Down Goosy' OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

fuck off doggo

Damn that was loud i think you need some pond water to sooth your throat

Hell yeah! I wish i had fingers to play but i just got feathers and i can fly.
Why are humans so mean to the geese? All we want is your bread. Yeah we poop everywhere but so do muslims.

Any advice for a place to fly too?

Yes this is very true. I should fly by a nice pond tonight

>Dear OP
who tastes better between you and a duck?

I go to a place called south cali? Idk they got a bunch of names for it

thank you for this thread, this is truly a random post, so happy that there is other stuff than porn, on /b

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK! You damn humans just gotta eat everything dont you?

Moo moo kazoo?

Yes, everything.

I like you mr goose do you have kik?

Why are you so feared? You have no teeth. No talons. No katana. No brass knuckles.

I wish. Thats a human thing
Because we are warriors! We will fight ya then dive bomb ya!

i think gooses taste so good! dont care if have fealing gotta chop you head off, pluck all your feathers off, and then put you over a bonfire, how do you feel about that ??????

Have are you guys bros with seagulls or are you like sworn enemies?

HOO HOO BLAGOOO?????

Is honk your equivalent of reeeeee?

How's it feel to be the jerk of the entire animal world?