/brit/

the so called routine edition

> Canadophobia
SHAKING

op pic ruined my so called mood

This is my life but the difference is i actually like it

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emily

Get a fucking life Nova

>lying to yourself

fuck me finally got power back
black out right at the peak of a 46 degree day is hell lads

Wish this were still my life

Wageslavery should be illegal

not him.

have you ever seen a grizzly bear?

you sure act like him

my life but swap a.m. and p.m on each

>Wagey butthurt about NEETS not being depressed

many such cases. sad!

two of those were me aha

business idea: white roads

The Smashing Pumpkins

thinking about turning to a life of crime

not even for the money, just because i like crime

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>implying I even bother taking a shower

I'll be anyone in this thread's gf/bf, your choice

have gotten 8 (you)s already in this thread

dance monkeys

>tfw all my masculine archetypes are completely out of balance

Then don't act like a lil BITCH

Brown bear irl
Maybe a grizzley in the zoo?

Pearl Jam

Just nicked some of my flatmates food

more like

poop jam

two story houses SUCK
I can't easily put shit on the outside of my windows to stop the heat

wouldnt a cool shower be nice?

>british "men"

Better have you reported to MI6 for that act of international villainy.

i know black bears are pussies and grizzly bears are dicks, what are brown bears like?

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Try going from a shower to intense heat

The closest I ever got to a bear was when I kissed your dad

>i know black bears are pussies
LOL
so says loads of people who've been mauled or eaten by them

get ac you povvo bogan cunt

Cool shower then sit in front of a fan and sip ice water.

>tipping your local police
fucking americans

don't think you're correct mate

I have them all over the place around town
idiots come around thinking they're big teddies and get killed or have their faces ripped off.

Those niggas try to go through the big boxes around your trash cans
If they break in they leave shit all over and bail at any loud noise

Nice
*hi5*

>fbi
>local

learn to use words nigger

you sound like someone who would get instantly arrested

if someone is retarded enough to think that bears are teddies then they can get the fuck out of my gene pool

wouldn't be surprised if teddy bears were invented by darwin himself

we should exterminate the abos

hat

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

hey this is a racism free zone pal

1-2-3-4 hi-5

Getting dental work this weekend. Which means I get a big bottle of oxycodone.

>hat

still people think they aren't dangerous but they certainly are
ones that live near people usually are used to them but that doesn't mean they're predictable

we tried but leftism developed before we could finish them off

*places penis in your crush's vagoo while staring you down*

Why would I take off my dressing gown?

*smiles*
>my fetish

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I don't have a crush

some jewish girls are cute though

STDs are like the most stupid things ever

*dies a little more inside*

Why are white girls so slutty?

Do they understand it makes their fathers ashamed?

t. IT professional in Canada

delet this

really want to impregnate a qt israeli girl with my uncircumcised willy

*BRAAAAAP*

oh quite pungent my dear

i don't know cunt. i think all the unslutty girls have become autistic shut-ins because they don't fit in with the sluts (normalfags)

i am cut, so it will be easy to fuck a kike

Bit gay

Excellent post, my friend.
I suppose this is it. Slut is the new normal.

>having a shower

>Excellent post, my friend.

oh aha thanks ma- *notices flag*

ahhhhhh hmmmm

*walks away disgusted*

> not having a morning routine
Your life must be awful, my friend.

please stop posting cunt

t. trp/mgtow/incel

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r8

getting fat

just a few months ago i was a skeleton

Hehe.

I suppose so, friend.

i read stories of how nazis loved to hatefuck jewish and polish girls

Don't post pictures of my gf without my permission

i would

hate sex is the best kind

she likes to use her (((cuteness))) to help refugees to invade greece, and be a feminist when it is required

/brit/'s opinion on Indian IT professionals?

Why are there so many Indians? How did they learn to use computers so much better than everyone else?

getting involved

doing a do (have a method)

>pajeets
>skilled

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having a think

I have a morning routine but it doesn't involve the soapy jew

wow all the jews who control america are jewish ashkeNAZIS

She's hot af

she has a lot of makeup

doesn't matter if she use makeup, her jewbs are the big deal

>jewbs

Fucking Beto

Why do Jewesses have such SUPPLE mammaries?

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I didn't pull tonight lads

Ridicule me

Is bizarro brit over yet?