Uh-oh. Looks like Stacey had one too many

Uh-oh. Looks like Stacey had one too many.

What do Robots?

post'em faggot

remove underwear and take pictures

>youhavetoeatalltheeggs.txt.jpeg

Put her in a cab and send her home.

Every. Single. Egg.

>Robots
please do not make fun of my inability to express emotions to others

my gf got this fucking drunk in september, one thing lead to another and me and my friends gang raped her, haha she woke up with cum in her hair and she could barely walk her arse was sore.

she was even moaning at one point but then passed out again, she has no idea what we did

turn 360 degrees and walk away in an original manner.

360 degrees makes you end up looking the way you started. Uneducated fag

Cool story, but we all know you're a fag and by gang raped her you mean you jerked off in your moms basement a dozen times to Slovakian gay ginger porn

If there is nobody around, have a quick check for any cash, use her phone to call the cops and tell her location, then leave.

MAKE HER EAT ALL THE EGGS

>Being this new

...

This universe is flowing and I am just an ebb moving with it all, it's not my place to alter it's course, I go home and I leave her there to let the world takes it's course, she may even spend the whole night there unmolested and unnoticed. I have no ill will towards her it is just not my place to intervene.

walking away doesn't necessarily mean walking straight, you can walk backwards

Kek

>1993+13
>still taking the bait like a champ

greyhat knows what's up.

You're not a wise mystic, you're a fat neet that masturbates and cries a lot.

Put my cock in her mouth and take pictures then post them here on Sup Forums. What the fuck else would any respectable Sup Forumsrother do?? :)

Actually I'm just a regular old normie shitposting meaningless nonsense for a few keks here and there, enjoy the boards friend!

/thread

Wear the dress home and pretend i'm one of R9K's cancers.

Im not a fucking robot. Thank god. i'd help her out probably. Tell her to get better friends.

Umm. Try to get her home safely. Kiss her in the cheek when putting her to bed and walk away alone to my home. I guess?

try to wake her up. If she doesn't I'll just call 911.

>risking jail for meaningless sex

>Throw her in the back of my truck.
>Drive her to my cabin.
>Strip her naked.
>Fuck 3 times.
>Cum in her 3 holes.
>Choke the life from her.
>Bury her in the woods.
>Forget about her and move on with my life.

Sniff her butt and check if she has any cash

Piss on her, laugh and grow fat.

Steal shit from her purse and piss on her

cum on her feet

*unzips* It's Pete time

Take her money

...

Just walk away like everyone else.

I would put gloves on as to not leave fingerprints. Then I would search her body for a wallet and steal all of her money. I would then take my cock out and piss all over her head. Spit on her, and then walk away.

E G G S

kick her as hard as I can in her gut and keep walking

Only logical thing to do is rape her.

Try to wake her. If she doesn't wake up, help her up and take her to her friends or take her to a bar and wait until she wakes up.

I am not a white knight though, I don't care about the girl, I just know that the norm of reciprocity will reward me, even if the girl does not give me anything. The impression that I will have created to other people will provide me with moral high ground and therefore, I can gain their trust and destroy them.

Put on her makeup and try to get into bars using her ID

LOL!!!!! Fuck yes. I love you. hahhaahahaha!!

And~ this is why the rest of the world is scared of us.
I still lol'd, though.

This.
I'd take money and throw out wallet.

What's up ma nigas !

I'd stick it right up her nostrile

Pffftthhahahahahahahahaha

>robots

Take a dick picture with her phone.

You sick bastard. The cab driver will fuck her

>lick feet
>cum inside

Just kidding. I'd leave her alone. after licking her feet

I spot a new fag

Welcome stranger :)

>I'd help her of course, I'm a gentleman
>Not because I want to HELP her, I want to gain her trust to destroy her

Alpha male thing would be to fuck her. Isn't taking what you want, when you want it, an alpha male trait?

steal her gum

put my wanger in her butt

I'd probably help her in hopes when she is sober and conscious she'd be some thankful and reward me with coition. Only to realize she has no intention of rewarding me for saving or life, or at least saving her from getting rape. Days will pass and my hatred will grow. One day I'll make the vow to never help another female in need again, because they are unthankful.

>First i would try to wake her up and make sure that she is out for good. Then I would pull up her skirt, rub some spit on my dick and shove it up her pussy.
>After a few minutes of pounding she should have gotten pretty wet,
>so that i could use her natural lubricant to fuck her ass, choking her by the throat and giving her the worst hatefuck that she has ever had.
>After thoroughly fucking her rectum, i would pump my load into her colon, while going balls deep.
>For the finale, i would lay her on her back and thrust my now semi hard cuck down her throat,
>while squatting over her face. The sound of her choking would most likely make me diamonds again,
>allwoing me to fuck her throat until i cum without ever pulling out. After i have shot
my second load
>balls deep down her throat, i would simply leave her lying there on her back with her arms and legs spread out and cum running from her anus and down her throat.
>Oh and i would also take her panties, since i collect those.

>/Thread

I'd make her watch me eat her eggs

edgy

Sister looks like her. Kinda shook me up.

call emergency services if no one was around to help her, stick around until they got there and then fuck off

Is this just part of the meme at this point?
>360 degrees walk away
>You'd be walking the same direction
>newfag

>stick around

So you can get charged with crime-against-woman.

>implying a normie would leave her

"....mafucken diiicks out! Dicks out for Harambe!"

Hide her in the dumpster this time.

Lol you meant to post this on r9k didn't you

cum in her face

This post contains so much virginity

You're not altering the course. It's not like everything that ever happens has already been pre-decided by the universe, and by intervening, you're fucking everything up.

What were you expecting? This is r9k after all.

You're not altering the course. It's not like everything that ever happens has already been pre-decided by the universe, and by intervening, you're fucking everything up. Stop trying to be deep faggot.

Sniff feet

drag that bitch into the alley and call the boys, its gang raep night

draw a mustache on her pussy

This. I would do the same if i were the driver

Everything happens because the prior configuration of the universe. Superdeterminism, very that is going to happen was decided from the onset of the big bang.

i most definitely wouldnt call 911 or any law enforcement. theyre overwhelmed as is, and have plenty of real crimes to deal with. they shouldnt be called for petty shit like this.

i would be hesitant to help her by myself for fear of being accused of something. id probably try to hail a girl thats walking nearby, to help me (and also be my witness). two of us would put her belongings back in her purse, and drag her to safety somewhere. maybe check her phone and call some of her friends on her phone to see if someone can come get her.

>my now semi hard cuck
hmm

This

/thread

in all honesty if this actually happened to me i would just remove all her clothes, take all her shit and leave her

Actually the way all that shit is in the floor I would call the cops because she was clearly mugged, maybe she's badly hurt or even dead.

kek, he cant even write down his rape fantasies without being a cuck.

Duh, I'm a white knight. What choices do I have ?

If she's breathing, take her home, put her in a bed in lateral security position, and once she wakes up tell her to get the fuck out of my house.

If she ain't, call 911.

Lol, kinda looks like an underage Florida driver's license

If no one's around:
Check see how passed out she is.
If I can get away with it, take some lewd pictures my fetish and steal some money. Maybe use her phone to call the police and give location, then walk off.

If people are there:
Walk off, let them deal with it.

If you play stupid games you win stupid prizes. In our enlighten age of equality, she should be able and prepared to take care of herself. If she was dumb enough to engage in risky behavior she'll have to deal with the consequences.

i would probably take her phone, try and get into it to look for nudes then sell it. Nobody wants an iphone.

>360 degrees
that was pointless just continue to walk foward

I'd take her to my house and like the true gentleman I am, I would let her rest until she got better. As soon as she woke up I would have some boiled eggs ready for her to eat and a cup of diet mountain dew(I know women want to watch their figure like a good guy)[(I also want to replinish her energy so I figured this would be the best way of doing so)].

Yes

I would have gathered her stuff and put it in her purse for her, but I don't want to be labelled as a creep or v& for "rape," so in reality, I'd just try not to look and keep walking. Get as far away as possible.

>take her home, put her in a bed in lateral security position, and once she wakes up tell her to get the fuck out of my house.

Then you will become the latest Feminist cause celebre when she accuses you of rape....and sets up the Empowering GoFundMe.

>Try to wake her up, get her some water.
>See if there's any contact information in her belongings.
>Call that number and tell the person to come fetch her.
>If there's no contact information and she's too drunk to unlock her phone, then I'd call an ambulance.

steal her sandles, purse, makeup

>steal money, toss important cards into nearby sewer
>pee on her nether regions
>shit in her panties
>fuck up her makeup
>put her finger in her nose

The world wouldn't leave me unfucked in a position like that. Why should I leave her?

>Fuck her ass
>Get shit all over your dick