I really want to give my straight friend a blowjob, how do i tell him without freaking him out?

I really want to give my straight friend a blowjob, how do i tell him without freaking him out?

Tell him you'll let him blow you first so he doesn't feel weird about it.

"hey dude can i suck your dick?"

Yeah, this will work. "Hey bro, lemme get sum dat dick yo."

what if he thinks i'm joking? (he doesn't know i'm gay btw)

Suggest Netflix & Chill to him, then watch Oprah's "Straights and the Gay Guys who Blow Them" episode.

Don’t. If you want people to respect your sexual orientation, respect theirs.

"straight" means he doesn't want your faggot mouth on his dick you idiot. Go suck a fag dick and leave him alone.

make eye contact and put on a sexy voice

You should kill yourself OP

be sure to get him drunk first

You don't know what orientations these two guys have. Lots of guys get blow-jobs from guys and don't consider themselves gay. Take the Marine Corps, for example.

smoke some weed together and act slutty

>straight
>marine
pick one

kekd

Just hold him down and do it. Im sure he won't mind after he blows his load in your mouth.

Post on the correct board and find out. Fucking /lgbt/ not Sup Forums goddammit.

it can go one of two ways
1) he decides to experiment or has been curious and blows a load on your face
2)he punches you in your whore mouth and never speaks to you again

>Casually tell him that you're gay, see where it goes.
>Casually offer string-free oral down the line

but Sup Forums is random, you can post anything in Sup Forums

wouldn't that be rape tho

he's way stronger than me so i don't think i can hold him down

Does he have a gf?

ALCOHOL

Crash at his place and start sucking his dick when he's asleep.

if it goes wrong OP could just yell "it's a prank bro!"

no, he's been single for over a year now

It's not that uncommon for it to happen.
Purely speaking for myself, I'm not that into it, but even if I was, I'd be far more worried about making things weird between my friend and I than it being "gay" or whatever.
The best advice, especially if you think it will creepy him out, is to just forget it. There are so many dicks out there for you to suck, no reason to fixate on your friend's dick. Even if he was turbo ultra into it, introducing sex (even oral sex) into friendships is a good way to fuck shit in the butt.

If you're REALLY intent on it, you can suggest it as a joke sometime and see how he reacts. Add alcohol to normal hanging out alone and you never know.
Reality is it's just a blowjob and it's not a big deal. But that doesn't mean it won't turn stupid fast and you'd regret it.

Its not rape if he likes it afterwards.

Drug him retard.

This happened to me. Woke up hollering f*ggt and being pissed off, then I allowed it to happen. over and over again. Eventually sucked his dick too, over and over.

Respect the friendship. And keep it at that. Trying to suck him is only going to trash the friendship.

straight guys: would you let any of you guy friends suck your dick?

There's nothing wrong in suck clean dicks.

Children must know that by now.

i was using the term "friend" very loosely, we're not that close actually

got him drunk, pick a porn movie with really hot chick or with funny scene, the movie must include a bi scene or gay scene, he will want a blowjob and then you tell him he would suck his dick #nohomo.

Probably not. I don't have any big hangups about it, but if i was going to get sucked off by a dude, it's not like it's tough to find someone that won't make it weird later on. Straight guys can get blown using craigslist easy, and that has way less potential strings/issues, regardless of how "downlow and no strings" the gay friend may tell you it will be.
Friends have drama. Good luck having to worry about your gay buddy getting upset over something you don't even know about, then getting drunk and telling your facebook how he sucked your dick.

OP here, i would also like to give him a rimjob, is that in the realm of possibilities?

you went full autistic
have you ever smoked weed?
you don´t blackout, you are aware of sex, people and what the fuck you are doing, at another level, but you are conscious.
Same with alcohol, also, you can´t get your dick properly sucked without an erection, and you need to be awake and conscious to mantain an erection.

If you're not that close, then why the obsession? Or why the urge to suck his cock?
Not talking shit, just trying to understand. Wouldn't it be simpler to find someone else to suck off? Is it the "Straight guy" thing?

Lol. That ending son.

alcohol my man, alcohol is the answer.
and probably porn, you need him to went crazy, and alcohol will do the job nicely if he`s horny.

Again, just drug him and eat his ass.

i kinda have a crush on him, i don't know, there's something about him that drives me insane

you falsely conflated men with women at the end there but

>straight guys: would you let any of you guy friends suck your dick?
>Probably not

/thread

Just wait until he asks I guess

well, he's been single for over a year now, and i don't see him hang out with a lot of girls, it seems that he's not getting any action.

did i? I've known lots of gay dudes, and while most of them are pretty chil, i think it's dangerous to underestimate the sheer drama potential of an butthurt gay dude. I realize it sounds like a female reaction - in fact I'd say it's potentially worse.
Always an exception to everything, of course.

what if he files a lawsuit or something?

Make sure and suck his dick right man if you are going to do this. Caress his balls and lick up and down his shaft. Tell him he has a huge c0ck and jack him while you suck. Go nut son his junk, he will thank you for it.

Lmao, "straight" guys act like they allergic to drama. Then when they're dick size is challenged they blab about who ran who

i've been in all sorts of relationships with gay and closeted dudes, and have seen straight guys do plenty of pretty gay stuff growing up in boy's dorms at boarding school. you're just slinging bait into the deep end right now. 0/10

Have any of you let a gay guy give you head?

He's not, men rarely report sexual assault or rape. And if you use the right drugs, he won't remember a thing. Except maybe the lingering feeling of your tongue in his ass.

>butthurt gay dude
Kek

this guy is correct tbh fam

meant for

Fag

Oh gosh, you're actually being serious

Little dick bitch

No OP, don't listen to this guy, don't rape your friend