Whats the best anal lube you can find at home? I'm in a pinch and I wanna stick something up my ass...

Whats the best anal lube you can find at home? I'm in a pinch and I wanna stick something up my ass. I usually do it raw, But I wanna try some lube this time

>inb4 icyhot/toothpaste/tobasco

baby oil

baby vomit

baby nut

olive oil or vegetable oil. spray can oil like pam or crisco works great too.

Wouldn't that give you pimples on your anus/ass

baby wash

no lie. it's a castille-like soap and it won't irritate mucus membranes. slippery enough for many purposes.

buy some ky jelly you poor faggot

Coconut oil works spectacularly

this. also easy to remove from stuff, because it's solid at room temperature.

Egg

dont do this. the oil will get absorbed directly through your rectum walls to your bloodstream and you will get high cholesterol. you could even have a heart attack. you've been warned.

>go to taco bell
>eat the fuck out of some tacos
>you will get explosive diarrhea
>????
>self lubricating asshole

>high cholesterol

l2biochem. coconut oil is full of medium-chain fatty acids, completely different lipid length than cholesterol has.

Plus it warms up quite nicely

fried or fertilized?

Cool, i've got some coconut oil. How much should I use?

Goldfarb

vasaline

Have you seen brazzer's anal scenes? there's one where they literally fill a pornstar anus with a bottle of oil and make her shit it out later

Tiger Balm. Shit's so cash

That is water you dolt. The oil will just make your next shit greasy as fuck.

>water
did you ever hear about water enemas? they don't get absorbed

bleach

IcyHot feels great, i swear OP it will make you cum from anal alone.

Vaseline.

Careful with vaseline
It will dissolve latex and some plastics

I'm using a crystal, so that's no problem

A what?

xvideos com/video4088497/aj_applegate_erik_everhard

in the min 1:00 they do her an oil enema

olive oil or baby oil

...

A literal crystal

I shove it up my ass

This is more faggots than I expected who know what to shove up their ass.
Faggots. Faggots everywhere

You don't have to be a faggot to like things up your ass. You're a faggot if you like guys. You can like women, and women putting things up your ass - and that doesn't make a you a faggot. If you like men and men putting things up your ass well I don't know what to say other than ur a faget buddy

5w30

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Just buy some cheap lube on the internet. I paid like $8 for a small bottle and I do not masturbate much so it works out. Even the bigger bottles are only like $10. My favorite is ID.

He's sticking things up his ass, probably too much of a faggot to even know what that refers to

vick vaporub

The absolutely best impromptu lube from common household items is a 50-50 mixture of ammonia and bleach.

Smells like strawberry as you mix it too.