ITT: Were all in a fort i made.
ITT: Were all in a fort i made
Did you just fart?
Scoot over I can barely sit down
nice one reggie
sooooo..... I got some sharpies if anyone wants to stick one in their pooper.
No that was dave damit!
How long will we hold?
Na man we gotta sniff that shit i heard it gets you hella lit.
Hope you guys dont mind if I just go ahead and fap here
Until mommy and daddy are done yelling
i brought my pocket ravioli, who wants some?
hey get off my lap you fucking gay
What if daddy breaks the fort again in a drunken rage?
:(
who just touched my dick!
Did anyone thing of a name of the fort?
...
Memememe
guys look out the illegals are gonna fuck up one of our walls
dood, we need a bigger fort, there are 13 of us.
We need to expand our borders
Where did all these guys come from? we need some serious expansion.
is this the beta uprising thread?
I WANNA GET OUT
i can't breathe
MUH INHALER
well than go get more pillows, unless your afraid of a few illegal immigrants
Thanks for the support Carl. I'm thinking the southern battlement?
they're the fucking illegals i warned of
Shit
dubs demand the beta uprising
The girls own that territory we need to be careful.
Just get in the fort, Timmy
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STAND UP AND FUCK HIS HARD WORK UP, JERRY?
Hey kiddos, wanna play?;)
get your fucking guns johny this is the alamo all over again
You fucking pathetic retard! don't you understand the racial biased you're portraying by putting Americas great Nintendo leader in a couch fort? do you even understand what you just did??? I mean holy fuck, this cannot be real. Why the fuck would anyone including the MODS let this happen! Are you trying to get a rise out of me, because you've just made yourself look like a pathetic twat. report report REPORT!!!!!!!!
We need a no girls allowed sign!
Heck, that's right. Wouldn't want any cooties I'm thinking germ warfare, booger launchers?
>brought my own pillow
here ya go
Nice job Pat, help me expand.
Oh fuck dude. We can't go there we'll catch cooties!
all right! who's grabbin my ass?
But the Geneva convention fuck it war is hell
ha ha ha why
Guys i've got a huge erection can someone help
OPEN UP THIS FUCKING PIT!! TIME TO FUCKING MOSH!!
Sweet, but there are a lot us now, so we're going to have to encroach on the girl's land.
you never remember my name Gerald, I almost feel unwanted
i'll stand watch guys, i wont let any niggers or mudslimes invade us
To keep the illegals out. Besides, we don't want a cootie outbreak.
Dude you got any leftover candy from halloween?
GOD DAMNIT THE MUSLIMS FUCKING TOOK OUR SISTER FORT, EUROPE
Unzip a cushion private we're here for the long run.
where is the bathroom?
Timmy, I'm sorry. Don't go, we need all the men we can get to combat the girls. See the weapon master
for details.
no, chad took it all
None for you
fuck y'all, im making my own fort, with blackjack & hookers
can i enter your fort?
i am mexican, i bring empanadas
Fucks sake. Ofcourse chad took it. All he does is browse Sup Forums all day and eat fucking candy. what a fat fuck. Nice dubs tho
MOM WHEN ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS GONNA BE DONE WE NEED SUPPLIES
Message from the Girls camp:
Girls rule, Boys drool!
Chad you fucking jap cunt this is why we nuked your asses
Who let in the nigger?
Damnit Jerry, put the airsoft gun down, we're going nuclear.
Prepare the tsar booga
Declaration of war!
Hey guys!! I just took stole from the black fort. Don't worry, I sterilized them with my pee to avoid their AIDS. We can expand toward the girl's territory.
whos gonna swallow my cum
When i'm done blowing jamal, honey
guys ive just got news that the north fort has declared war on us. what the fuck do we do!?
I HAVE A PLAN GUYS.
We'll Gather Supplies. Build Siege weapons.
and Take over the Girls fort. WE'LL SMASH THOSE WHORE'S SKULLS IN.
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why don't you just move along..
Boys smell and have cooties
BTFO BOYS
HECK
GOOD JOB, SOLDIER!
What happened to Amruddin?
Lets get that wall going
First one to pull down their pants wins!
Alright, whats going on here, We recieved a noise complaint and it appears you've made a pillow for without a building permit, thats a class III violation
who is the president of the fart?
Do you have a feminine penis?
We...we...WE PREPARE THE TSAR BOOGA 2.0!
We need men to go undercover behind enemy lines.
Oh HECK! Quick, load the booger cannons!
FUCK YOU DADDY UR NOT MY MOM
Too many are important to the mission! We need a girl on the inside!
Guys its alright, i smuggled some weapons in
Send the traps into the Girls camp!
LOADING NOW
We've had reports of jews being around here.
Would you aryan boys know anything about that?
Alright, everybody settle down! We need to be organized if we want to expand into the girl's territory while also fighting the North fort.
i wish i had an airsoft mosin
We can always count on you, billy. You're a good man.
I heard that Skylar was a tomboy maybe she we'll join our numbers.
William is right. We need a battle plan.
Message from the Girl's camp:
Will send used panties if you fuck off
We can't have them become infected with cooties, so we'll need to put plastic bags over their heads and tie them around their necks.
Private Teddy reporting for duty
everyone hop on their scooticles were attacking the north!
Alright, Skylar is our inside girl. Now we need someone to infiltrate the north fort.
PILLOW FORTS CLOSED! ONLY TRIPS (the password) CAN GET IN!