Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?
i dunno, not very i guess
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Sorry pal, I'm afraid I can't let you in.
is she ok?
I went on the internet once and disagreed with a post.
That 'sposed to mean something, bud?
I am only 17 and on Sup Forums
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I can eat 3 sour candies, AT THE SAME TIME!
I fuck weak feminine men
I brought my pillow in case i have to fight you to get in
I went one whole day without fapping
I think you're looking for somewhere else.
i once ate a bowl of captn crunch.......without any milk
i had a bowl of nails for breakfast
>with no milk
This will be my 4th day in a row getting blind drunk, 2 of those were workdays where I managed to turn up at 7am. Don't remember what I did for most of the morning. Govt bureaucrat. Hah.
I once mixed milk and water.... then drank it
i beat up children for a living
I am very tough, and deserve to be let in to this resteraunt.
I survive this really bad nose bleed after i ate a whole can of preserved road salt
My uncle tried to molest me so I punched him in the dick for being a faggot
Come on, ladies, I'm lookin' for real toughness!
I once punched a hole through a wall.
I can throw a baseball at 97-99 MPH
I played through POSTAL 1.
And never got uncomfortable once.
I watched mlp without jacking off
I once bent a paper plate.....Only using one hand.
Pussy. I've gone through a week
I once fixed a hole in a wall.
I can beat up a starfish... WITHOUT TOUCHING HIM
I'm so tough I'm going to write-in Jeb Bush.
You wouldn't
i once stayed up for 154 hours straight
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Come on, Sup Forums! I thought this board would be worthy of the Salty Spitoon!
I play league of legends.
Ranked, everyday for 2 years.
I'm yet to kill myself.
When Trump started going full retard, I actually started to miss Jeb. I was hoping someone half normal would be the nominee. But Noooooooo! Trump had to go and fuck America up the ass without lube. I can't wait until he loses BIG on Tuesday.
I'm so tough I only get dubs
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I went on the Disney website without my parents permission
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i disabled the AD block only for Sup Forums
I baked a lovely batch of scones the other day.
I got quints
I beat Ninja Gaiden 2 , blindfolded no death run
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All hail the scone
come at me bro
who the fuck needs to get into the salty spatoon anyway?
No, I stole your dubs
Check'd!
Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.
how tough am i
HOW TOUCH AM I
HOW TOUCH AM I??????
I stole these dubs from Hillary Clinton
What's so good about the Salty Spitoon?
I should get in because I'm every bit as cool as Larry!
A couple of weeks ago I had this long fap session and then jizzed my whole load onto two strawberry poptarts and ate them whole.
Haha saw that episode too yesterday