Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya'?

i dunno, not very i guess

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Sorry pal, I'm afraid I can't let you in.

is she ok?

I went on the internet once and disagreed with a post.

That 'sposed to mean something, bud?

I am only 17 and on Sup Forums

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I can eat 3 sour candies, AT THE SAME TIME!

I fuck weak feminine men

I brought my pillow in case i have to fight you to get in

I went one whole day without fapping

I think you're looking for somewhere else.

i once ate a bowl of captn crunch.......without any milk

i had a bowl of nails for breakfast


>with no milk

This will be my 4th day in a row getting blind drunk, 2 of those were workdays where I managed to turn up at 7am. Don't remember what I did for most of the morning. Govt bureaucrat. Hah.

I once mixed milk and water.... then drank it

i beat up children for a living

I am very tough, and deserve to be let in to this resteraunt.

I survive this really bad nose bleed after i ate a whole can of preserved road salt

My uncle tried to molest me so I punched him in the dick for being a faggot

Come on, ladies, I'm lookin' for real toughness!

I once punched a hole through a wall.

I can throw a baseball at 97-99 MPH

I played through POSTAL 1.
And never got uncomfortable once.

I watched mlp without jacking off

I once bent a paper plate.....Only using one hand.

Pussy. I've gone through a week

I once fixed a hole in a wall.

I can beat up a starfish... WITHOUT TOUCHING HIM

I'm so tough I'm going to write-in Jeb Bush.

You wouldn't

i once stayed up for 154 hours straight

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Come on, Sup Forums! I thought this board would be worthy of the Salty Spitoon!

I play league of legends.
Ranked, everyday for 2 years.
I'm yet to kill myself.

When Trump started going full retard, I actually started to miss Jeb. I was hoping someone half normal would be the nominee. But Noooooooo! Trump had to go and fuck America up the ass without lube. I can't wait until he loses BIG on Tuesday.

I'm so tough I only get dubs

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I went on the Disney website without my parents permission

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i disabled the AD block only for Sup Forums

I baked a lovely batch of scones the other day.

I got quints

I beat Ninja Gaiden 2 , blindfolded no death run

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All hail the scone

come at me bro

who the fuck needs to get into the salty spatoon anyway?

No, I stole your dubs

Check'd!

Right this way, sorry to keep you waiting.

how tough am i
HOW TOUCH AM I

HOW TOUCH AM I??????

I stole these dubs from Hillary Clinton

What's so good about the Salty Spitoon?

I should get in because I'm every bit as cool as Larry!

A couple of weeks ago I had this long fap session and then jizzed my whole load onto two strawberry poptarts and ate them whole.

Haha saw that episode too yesterday