You wake up in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
You wake up in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan
Joshua Torres
Camden King
You find Kyrgizian girl.
Somebody tell you: Sychev, prosnis', ty obosralsya.
You wake up at lection. Your pants are full of shit.
Isaiah Taylor
W-what?
Lucas Brooks
Always the way.
Brody Gonzalez
...
Bentley Lee
Haha totally
Aaron Hill
explain
Anthony Sanders
LECTURE IDIOT ITS CALLED LECTURE
Camden Jenkins
>rus-user tells joke in Russian
>expects everyone else to get it
Ayden Morris
How long you wasn't on 2ch?
Henry Carter
hate when this happens
Landon Wood
>be Russian
>drop ass in class
Dominic Fisher
What shit are you on
Luis Mitchell
Go to a Xerox's office and take a pic.
Make some friends, maybe hook up with a girl.
Then go to Almaty and from there go to Russia.
Elijah Morris
oh
what organs am I missing, specifically?
Jordan Young
Auslad here, I woke up in central Ukraine. what do I do?
Brayden Richardson
Join a guerilla and eventually be crowned Grand Prince of Kiev
Samuel Bailey
Kek (Bish)
Colton Perry
kek
Hunter Foster
fight in Donbass
Justin Cook
...
Jordan Morgan
easily navigate my way since our languages are mutually intelligible, take a train to kazakhstan or even a plane if I have the money
Evan Powell
Russians have their own English, don't try to understand.
Henry Bell
Бaт ви дoн хэв aya oyн инглиш.
Owen Foster
>what is Runglish
Alright, listen here. The term "runglish" was popularized in 2000 as a name for one of the languages aboard the International Space Station. Cosmonaut Sergei Krikalyov said: "We say jokingly that we communicate in 'Runglish,' a mixture of Russian and English languages, so that when we are short of words in one language we can use the other, because all the crew members speak both languages well." NASA has since begun listing Runglish as one of the on-board languages.
Michael Anderson
What sort of bread do they eat there ?
I cannot function without a baguette a day but I presume local bread will do fine.
Carson Ward
le thinking gril a cute. what anime is this?
Isaac Hall
Boku no Hero Academia
First chapters are a chore but it quickly get very creative and fun. Great waifu as well. Caters to a lot of fetishes
Gavin Morgan
...
Parker Gray
that looks incredibly delicious
Colton Reed
Boku no Pico Academia
Ryder Miller
It's ok, but i prefer baguette.
Isaac Gutierrez
looks like a much less oily naan mixed with turkish bread
i'm salivating looking at that image
Brandon Phillips
Time to kidnap me a qt waifu
Luke Kelly
Kidnap and fugg western sympathisers
Andrew Long
>baguette in the right corner
Doesn't look like a crispy one.
Ethan Robinson
>bitch, kek
that's pretty good
Ian Baker
Been there. Cheap as fuck.