What's the best review?
Siskel and Ebert at the Movies
Aiden Mitchell
Thomas Richardson
This one:
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I like this one because of how butthurt they are
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Mason Morales
I love the Baby's Day Out one.
I am a HUGE fan of the Hitcher and that's an interesting review. Siskel talks about it like they actually pulled JJL in half, the death happens off screen.
David Ross
Benjamin Phillips
Owen Sullivan
lol at making fun of Siskel's stuttering
I like how they slowly join forces and start making fun of the same thing.
Brayden Thomas
im dying rn lmao
Anthony Robinson
Landon Gomez
Evan Morgan
>Noooo my waifu is being defiled :(
Samuel James
his real waifu
> How could they do this to Jennifer Jason Leigh? How could they put such a fresh and cheerful person into such a scuz-pit of a movie? Don't they know they have a star on their hands? I didn't even know who Leigh was when I walked into "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," and yet I was completely won over by her. She contained so much life and light that she was a joy to behold.
Ian Murphy
Ebert reviews movies like he's a 10 year old, always has.
Gavin Brooks
what a dumbass
glad he turned into a jawless puppet and died like a bitch :^)
Jaxson Thompson
RLM of the past
fuck with this e-celeb bullshit kid
Logan Lewis
John Powell
JAJAJAJAJAJA
Xavier Richardson
Maybe talking, but not in written form
Charles Young
It's funny how mad some people get when someone doesn't like a movie that they do.
Kevin Phillips
Ebert is a sexless drone. the moment anyone is shown doing anything involving physical, sexual contact he gets triggered. His hate for Caligula is legendary.
James Nelson
That's fucking great
Parker Wood
I think Ebert wants sex scenes to always be romantic or loving, anytime it's just about people being horny he spergs out
Wyatt Turner
He has a stroke if rape is even implied.