Ask a piece of shit who made out with a married woman and helped his female friend cheat on her boyfriend anything

ask a piece of shit who made out with a married woman and helped his female friend cheat on her boyfriend anything.

Why did she need help?

because you cant cheat on someone by yourself, dumbass.

Why?

because i wanted them.

did you fuck your friend?

#humblebrag

nah im actually not bragging, i feel like a piece of shit.

nope, not yet. but its gonna happen. we both want it.

I think he means "Why didn't you stop yourself? Where was the only ounce of willpower required to do so? Why do you actively choose to be said piece of shit every day?"

Although to be fair, I place way more blame on the women in this scenario.

soo you hook up your female friend with someone else, correct?

If she fat she don't count.

im at a weird time in my life and ive been kind of giving in to destructive impulses.

havent "hooked up" (as in put my dick inside) with either of them. pretty sure its going to happen eventually with one of them though.

neither of them are fat.

it's not that hard if you're a girl you just flaunt yourself willingly and there will be takers

yeah, no argument there.

>giving into destructive impulses
Oh, so you're just retarded. I don't know why I expected more.

yeah sure.

>When you make a thread this autistic
You're part of the problem nigger

I do that all the time except the best friend thing,.. you should fucking kys

best friend? fuck are you talking about, i just said female friend.

how can i be cool like you when i grow up

yeah because i totally think im cool. have you read the thread, you dumb nigger?