ESPN

ESPN
15 Minutes

nigger what

ESPN is going to get shot up in 15 minutes Columbine style? I can't say I'd be too sad about that.

tru that homes

>implying

>zozzle

(user got hard from this post)

Don't mess with football.

Nigga wat it's like 1:30am pacific time espn aint got shit going on rn.

Well I got the stream on, I'm watching. If you're the shooter, godspeed.

In the middle of the night when no one is working. So brave.

shut up faggot

link

You're going to shoot up a rerun of a basketball game? Fuck off.

I got the WatchESPN app and streaming Sportscenter. Usually have it on anyway because I like sports. Only when ESPN goes ham on politics and left-wing agenda I avoid it.

OP just start it like how columbine ended. With your brains splattered.

Maybe he's gonna shoot up Channel Ocho. Give him time

Why shoot up ESPN when you can make yourself useful and shoot up the next political debate?

That moment when a stupid joke that I'm now regretting is causing the 3am ESPN slot to gain ratings.

you should do it now. otherwise you've disappointed those viewers man.

nothing has happened you faggot.

OH SHIT HE DID IT

OK
I'll bite
Better be something good at three end of todd rainbow
>there won't

You're right... I'm an hours drive from the ESPN broadcast center.. i have nothing to lose, no job and no money. Nothing but a Colt .45 and plenty of rounds. I think this is fate. Will post in hours time. Stay tuned.

I'm 99% sure nothing is going to happen, but its 440 AM here and I'm pretty buzzed and this is amusing me more than it should.

HE FUCKING DID IT OMG!!!!

yeah i bet.

hey OP gogogogo

OMG HE KILLED FOUR PEOPLE ALL NAME GERARD

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

What, it's fate that you bought bullets for a gun you own, or that you made shitty life decisions.

Just stop the car and off yourself, leave everyone else out of you extensive list of nigger failures.

...

white knight detected

the next debate is in 6 years dumbfag.

name?
name?
name?
name?

>ANIME?

I want to know what ESPN did to deserve being a part of this end-of-life plan.

>suggests an hero
>white knight

Lolk

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Name is alexandra

Alexandra what?

Alexandra Uchi. Japanese bimbo with giant ass

You're a fucking god thank you

Did it

Whoa
>what does it mean

Presidential term is only 4 years in America...

8 years faggot

ONE MILLION YEARS!

RICK AND MORTY, 100 YEARS

You're too much of a pussy to go through with it.

Bump

or, 4. you can serve 2 terms

No u

i mean, i'd make a better candidate than trump or hillary