Rhymes thread post your best /b

Rhymes thread post your best /b

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His ass you would shag it,
OP is a faggot.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
>they don't think it be like it is but it do

I met this girl, its been about 6 weeks.

She has this problem, the girl never sleeps.

She talks to me fast, and she bounces her knees.

I worry about her, for days she cant eat.

Used to burn green, now she just tweaks.

My first poem Ive wrote in 9th grade about the girl I loved who was a meth addict. She died 2 Months after that, raped and shot by a dealer. Sick world.

Feels like one line short of complete

Made a draw thread,
That just got deleted,

Just finished a request,
So I feel defeated.

It was a mistake to take so long,
One that won't be, repeated.

That's really sad
But don't feel bad
You wrote a good poem
Now dome a favor and check em

Fuck a repercussion
I be buzzing on this reefer
till I feel the reaper comming

Can't see the rhyme

You ask for a rhyme? user, who truely has the time? Your request is legit this is fine. But to ask so openly you ask for what will be slightly below sublime. Not the quality stock of which to dine. OP you have no clue, this much is true asking for rhyme you must not have much to do. If my rhyme or reason is flawed to you sorry you better just sue.

that's cause you're fucking illiterate
repercussion
reaper coming

Sup Forums is a place,
Sup Forums is undefined,
Smegma is a noun,
Midget porn with mimes.
Potassium is plentiful,
And spiderman's around.
Pick all of the storefronts,
Why isn't there any sound?

looks like you're the retarded one

...

Fuck a >repercussion
I be buzzing on this reefer
till I feel the >reaper comming

A rhyme is two lines that end with similar endings like:line, fine

If you find that you frown and your blood has turned brown, and you've got to take a shit.

With the slit of a knife, take away your life, cover everything with it.

Shit.

you need some repercussions?
I'm-a leave yer peepers gushin'
while I skullfuck every socket and you beg
for deeper thrustin'

Rub a-dub-scrub check out these fuckin' dubs!

doesn't flow you suck dicks

Kill yourself faggot
But check these dubs maggot

promote your mixtape elsewhere nigger

Oh sure user
I will take one
But i won't bust a nut
For that fukin peanut

Aw. Feels bad man.

..... ban.

Sup Forums is not a forum for intelligent discussion
discourse here is more akin to cranial concussion
heed my word and turn your heel with haste
or be infected
imbecility amongst our ranks is predilected

Lyrical giant
physical hybrid
my rhymeing is sick
and I'm quick with the timing

How about this?

I get your internal rhyme don't listen to these quacks

You're still just talking about what you're doing, what the fuck.

>my rhymeisnesing is sick

come on bra

There was a day, nothing on TV
Went on the internet and met OP
Read his request but to my demise
He was a faggot of too large a size.
Plebs all around to the thread flocked
And reading their posts I became shocked
For despite the content of the first post
The following ones were gay the most.
Went to complain and begun to see
This is how most theads go on Sup Forums
Despite the checking and all the derrailing
OPs request went smooth sailing
And this is the story of how another man
Became a massive faggot on Sup Forums.

you would do well to learn to spell "rhyming" before calling another out for being illiterate you fucking 12 year old mongoloid

>Im high as shit and don't give a Fuck
>I didn't call anyone a illiterate..... Dumb cunt

Well what should I make a rhyme about

Sup Forums is like a poor mans floor plan to can whores and fap until the morning with a sore hand

you're telling me that's not you defending your own autistic rhyming skills? kill yourself nigger

About ducks in a shit pile sounds easy

............

I sit on four chan dot org slash bee
I wanna go to bed but i just can't sleep
Chronic nightmares 6 days of the week
In a feels thread cause depressions at it's peak
I miss the old days when life was complete
I was out on the block sleepin on the streets
It didn't really matter cause i felt so free
Then some faggot came along and fuckin knocked me off my feet
I hate his fucking guts and i hate me more
I would fuck all his friends but I'm not that kinda whore
I'd rather sip my liquor smoke my weed and ignore
The fact I wanna suicide by cop even the score

I'm someone else. And I stand by your illiteracy, fool

savage, nice piece.

Pick a theme, and let it unfold itself in front of you, the more knowledge you have, the more succesful you will be.

Ducks in a pile of shit sounds easy
they hella fly, in the sky, intelligent species
they eat the weak
emcees
and leave em in their faeces
weekly

Sick fucking world
Sick fucking me
But we got no choice
But to be

Vampires n shit

Learn to rhyme
So spend some time
And don't be a faggot
Ya lil skanky maggot

kek

Thanks, my guy

Kek

Disregard 'but' in the third line tho

Alex?

Stop with the keks
You will loose your necks
And then you won't have sex

I'll kek if I want
In ariel font
Don't have a fit
Imma take a shit

Yo bitch is a vampire she succ till i bleed
Succ so good I happened to drop to my knees
crazy bitch had the need to feed on my skeet
bitch have the kind of succ that had me in a coma for weeks

Lonely and sad
Just like anyone else
Whining, complaining
But keeping defence

Sometimes in the sun
I see how simple it is
Then darkness comes down
And so do my fears

Nope lel

Laughing, belittling every little past thing, demanding, conforming without realizing what they’re reprimanding. Crooked landing, fell from so high, I’m the only thing left standing.

I'll kek if I want to don't tell me that I can't
I'll dox your ass so fast send your nudies to your aunt
Pizzas at your house and the feds are on the way
To look at all that kiddie porn you shoulda never saved

You virgin mothafuckas
I warned you before
But i guess you need more
And if you don't check
I will fuck up your yugioh deck

You with them double dubs
I wanna say go fuck yo mum
But I gotta show respek
Though I'm still gonna kek

>be me 5am
>wake up there I am
>bro is hittin that bong
>ask if I can come along
>"wut?"
>I'm tryna be stoned
>"huh?"
>my money's gone bye
>this nigga's face when
>

I guess the other ran away
He was your fellow kekker
He ain't no more your brother
So be like him
And don't show me that grim

Those dubs don't mean shit I'm reppin singles all day
Touch my blue eyes white dragon I'll dig your fuckin grave
Talkin hard on the internet you faggot are you gay
Come catch me on xbox live I'll fuckin put you in your place

I'm too drunk for all of this
Gotta throw in the towel
Gonna grab another drink
And go rape an owl

Oh blue eyes dragan?
Come inside my van
I'll show you my exodia
It will fokin beat ya
Ya lil scum
I will slap ya bum

They say dubs don't lie but I know you're full of shit
I'll pull out all my pokecards and make you lick my clit
You're a fuckin snorlax I'm a mewtwo just admit
You're the loser of this battle now you better fuckin split

Man pokemon is okay
But admit it you are gay
You fap to fukin mankee
Until you fokin pee
Your rhymes are no match for me
So suck my bigass D

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm a dick sucking faggot who browses Sup Forums all the time and i don't know what to do

I'll suck your big ass dick after you can just agree
My rhymes all one up you like my name was Luigi
I will eat you like a mushroom see your envy turn you green
I'm the motherfuckin queen of writing raps you best believe

Bump

Kek, quality poem

can you quack
can you quack like a duck when you suck
can you buck like a horse when we fuck
can you shit on my chest for good luck

Great poem user

Fuck that nigga that you love so bad
I know you still think about the times we had
I say fuck that nigga that you think you found
And since you picked up
I know he's not around

BUMP, more rhymes!!

I cry for days, weary and afraid.
I lie in bed dreaming, weaving a reality lovely seeming.
Its always the same, with pretty girls and me well behaved.
Now im frantic and unnerving, frankly googly and leering.
I froth I gasp I laugh and jest!
But always alone, infront of the mirror in my cold and messy home.
One day ill grow up and be the best! Then we will see pretty ladies who was the pest!
Although it is probably me, just a rugged individual with a depressed trait for a personality. No heart no warmth, soon il be gaunt. Just self made strife, Im a virgin of life

Anonymity for free, loneliness at cost
Feigning substance through poetry, I've already lost.

A light square, in a dark cube. Pretending I feel like I'm alone in this room.

There's not much time left, the eyes that aren't mine black out everything I see. The world that I know, is already dead to me.

I tried to kill them and didn't succeed, now all that's left to do, is mind the edge, and try not to see them bleed.

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bump

Hear my blues,
It was the jews,
They'll pay their dues
For their abuse.

They won't go to heaven
Cause they did 9/11,
They'll be locked in a cell,
Earth shall be their hell.

Hitler did nothing wrong,
Gasin' 'em all day long,
Putin' 'em back in their place,
Exterminating their shit race.

Hangin' 'em with ropes, ropes,
Makin' 'em soaps, soaps,
Putin' 'em in camps, camps,
So they can't control the banks.

Nice poems anons

Nice