Im drunk as piss. lets have a chat. Whats everyone drinking tonight?

Im drunk as piss. lets have a chat. Whats everyone drinking tonight?

im drinking blue raspberry wave vodka. its cheap as shit and its not too bad as far as vodka goes

hot pls post more

knocked back a ton of bacardi because i had it but then drink what few beers i had in the fridge

now it's time to rip some kriss

Blue dream or 9lb hammer?

Yeah fuck

idk you tell me

got me feeling like my head is eggs

I dont have anymore of this bitch but ill keep posting nudes

I might just be a faggot but i cant really get into beer. I like not your fathers root beer but thats about it. Ive tried a few different kinds of specialty/boutique beers? and i cant do it. some arent bad but it wouldnt be my go to. blue dreeam

Jack Daniels here. It's good.

Rum?

im proud of you. I wish i could afford anything past bottom shelf liquor

Wild Turkey rare

bru. wild turkey is great. Im a huge fan of the wild turkey honey
>if anyone cant tell. im an ass man

so heres a question. do i message my ex after two years and try to have a conversation with her? It ended fucking terribly but i still think about her and i know she thinks about me.

word fam

All honey flavored liquor is gross bullshit for women and faggots.

>thats just like, your opinion man.

alcohol is alcohol. i think it tastes good so i drink it.

Oh I can't afford this shit, I just drink it because I make bad choices.

Just send dick pic and "you know you lika the waya dis dick taste"

Wat do I win, eggman?

same. refer to
never been my style. but it sounds fun. maybe

thats a terrible gif. heres something better

It's not fun, it's pathetic. You should totally do it.

see. the thing is that i dont consider myself to be pathetic yet. Im getting close. but im just not quite there

holy shit i need to clear out my folder

Hang in there bud, it'll happen.

i await the day

Waiting is for losers, make it happen.

i didnt send a dick pic. but i did send a message asking to meet up somewhere. its 6:25. i guess im gonna be waiting a bit for the reply
>inb4 tumblr faggot
theres some good amateur shit on tumblr that you cant find anywhere else. dont knock it before you try it

You lost me at inb4, crazy net lingo.

tequila boys, heres my girlfriend

its been a staple on this site for a while. where you been m8

im jealous.

her ass is no joke

Drinking whiskey under a whiskey rock.