Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

i ate cereal without milk after i brushed my teeth

Tough enough to roll dubs faggot

R-right this way

Milk

No weenies allowed

My mother told me I was an accident and I didn't cry.

I stepped on a Lego brick. On purpose

Come on in!
Also checkd

i drank orange juice after i brushed my teeth

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WEENIE

i hit my screen pretty hard one time. but like, its still ok.
can it come in?

i get dubs

YOU SIR ARE A MAD MAN! You can come in. Dont cause too much trouble.

I said I'd build a wall
And said that Mexico will pay for it!

I drop my phone on my face in bed...to fall asleep

Weenie hut juniors is down the road

No weenies allowed

winner take all..
it's the thrill of one more kill..
the last one to faaaalll...

I was defeated by Saitama from One Punch Man.

In two punches.

I stubbed my toe and did not even shed a tear.

Enjoy your stay at Weenie hut juniors

I can rip your dick off with my glutes

I fucked your mother last night while your dad watched

I watched Orange is the New Black without killing myself

You guys are alright. Come on in!

Weenie

Take it easy tough guys! You guys are welcome

what I learned in boating school is....

i inject cereal into my urethra for every meal

I watched Jurassic Bark without crying

I openly support Donald Trump

I once went to /cm/ and didn't get an erection.

I eat my nuts and bolts dry. Only boys eat wet nuts.

I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip

I Flew to the moon, using my feet

i cummed in the fuck

so rough so tough out here california

>me
>not m'e
Weenie

I checked into the Hotel California.

Then I left.

I played competitive Minecraft

Check em and let me in faggot.

Zozzle'd

These dubs show that im tough enough

Witnessed

i masterbait without lube

Tough enough for these dubs

V tough

I survived 300x earths gravity

My man here.

Everyone I know needs lube to fap and here I am with calloused hands like: "I like the friction"

I once got dubs, but didn't check em

I snort cocaine daily
I got arrested 2 times for a bar fight
and I nearly beat a man to death with a baseball bat

Tough enough to get dubs.

Seconded. Can't get off without SOME degree of roughness.

I once masturbated and let go of my dick once i started cumming.

I killed 2 people for getting the same ice cream flavour as me

so you cucked yourself ?

I put a cork in my bum but it turned sideway now i dunno what 2 do

I am Chuck Norris.

prove it

Fish it out, faggot.

I accidentally stabbed myself when i was 12, didnt cryed and attempted to patch myself up (i failed but then my grandma came in and called the ambulance. true story)

I pushed in line at the salty spittoon. I'm in.

My best friend send me to friendzone and I didnt feel anything

i enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands for the purpose of procreation

i just ate a whole bowl of cum, with no milk

I can make it a minute into a damn Daniel vine compilation

I don't try to hide the splash my poop makes in a public toilet

...

Ask my dubs.

Oh yeah? One time i kissed a girl and didnt even kill myself when she told me i was disgusting and never wanted to touch me again.

jesus christ what the actual fuck

I didn't reply to "your mother will die in her sleep..."

I hold a gun to my head to feel alive.

One time i looked in the mirror and wasnt disgusted.

Witness

One time OP wasnt a faggot but i called him one anyways.

>One time i kissed a girl

I'm so tough, I could survive being flogged with a cat-o'-nine-tails for half an hour... ...or three cats-o'-five-tails for eighteen minutes!

I fuck hookers without a condom.

I can watch a filthy frank video without cringing

i reed creepypasta at 4am and i only cry 6 hours

I don't even have a gun

I'll have you know I've been through the cursed lands of tumblr, and come back to tell the tale.

I've been to the MLP board, and not been corrupted by their rampant Autism.

I've been to Deviant Art and not transmuted a fucking furfag.

I've been to the kingdom of Reddit, and was not impressed. Too little freedom, too much Autism.

I have been using the internet since AOL was popular, and in all my travels, I have not found a more fitting place to call my home then this diseased town known as Sup Forums. I am a Sup Forumstard, through and through.

So I don't think the question is, how tough am I. I think it's how tough are you? Because I'm getting into that fucking bar, one way or another, Either by being let in, or over your fucking corpse.

I've choked down a whiskey glass full of a mixture of Hornitos, Jack Daniels, Jagermeister and Gin.

Thred is ded.

I ate a whole pack of djungelvrål and only died a little.

And so am i

I went outside and got a social life

I always rip out hangnails with my teeth. Even if they run into that space between your nail and it feels like you are ripping half your nail off.

I got on disney.com without my parents permission.

I watched two girls one cup while eating chocolate ice cream.
> I finished both.

you sir, are an hero to Sup Forums, enjoy your VIP pass.

I've sucked the cock of someone three times my age

Weenie

I didn't take my morning shit.

I watched a 10 hour vine video in one sitting and only slashed one wrist

I brushed my teeth with a black t-shirt on

I beat mgs3 on europe extreme