>Inglourious Basterds - Lawless Assholes. >The Fast and the Furious - The Furious Speed. >Toy Story - The Rivals. >Die Hard - Kidnapping at the Top Floor. >The Ring - The Warning. >Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future. >Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice. >Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother. >Evil Dead - Dead Comes by Morning. >Beverly Hills Cop - The Cop Hunter. >The X-Files - Secret Folders. >Unbreakable - The Protected One. >Dumb and Dumber - Two Idiots at Large. >Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls. >The Goodfellas - All Good Boys. >Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - The Awakening of the Mind. >Ferris Bueller's Day Off - The King of Slackers. >Knocked-Up - Lots of Bad Luck. >The Godfather - The Powerful Boss. >Piranhas II - Piranha: The Vampire Fish. >Body Snatchers - The Invasion Of The Violators. >Reservoir Dogs - Rascal Dogs. >Inception - The Origin. >The Expendables - The Mercenaries. >Despicable Me - Gru, The Whiny. >The Girl Who Played With Fire - The Lass Who Dreamed of a Gallon of Gasoline and Matches. >Strangers on a Train - The Stranger from North Express. >White Men Can't Jump - Whitey Can't Nail It.
>The Nightmare Before Christmas - The Strange World of Jack. >Ghost Rider - Ghost Biker. >I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! - The Crazy Man Who Went Mad. >Journey to Shiloh - Six Won't Return. >Smokey and the Bandit - Catch Me If You Can. >Smokey and the Bandit 2 - I'll Catch You This Time. >Smokey and the Bandit 3 - You Won't Escape This Time. >The Fly - The White-Headed Fly. >The Big Country - From The Land Men Are Born. >No Country For Old Men - Where the Weak Have No Say >Rebel Without A Cause - Problematic Youth. >King Creole - Bloody Ballad. >Heaven Can Wait - The Devil Said "No". >Danny, The Dog - Fight Hound. >The Blind Side - A Possible Dream. >21 - Breaking the Bank. >Lucky Number Slevin - Check-Mate. >The Lovely Bones - A Look From Paradise. >Daybreakers - 2019: The Year of the Extinction. >Leatherheads - Love Has No Rules. >Mad Money - Crazy For Love, Addicted to Money. >Zack and Miri Make a Porno - If It Pays, It's OK. >Scream - Panic. >Scary Movie - Everyone In Panic. >Date Movie - A Not So Romantic Comedy. >Epic Movie - Hollywood Gone Crazy. >Meet the Spartans - Spartasses. >Dance Flick - She Dances With My Penis. >I Love You, Phillip Morris - The Con of the Year. >Forrest Gump - Forrest Gump: The Storyteller. >Pulp Fiction - Pulp Fiction: Times of Violence. >Apollo 13 - Apollo 13: From Disaster to Triumph. >Se7en - Se7en: The Seven Capital Crimes. >Michael Collins - Michael Collins: The Price of Freedom. >Erin Brokovich - Erin Brokovich: A Talented Woman. >Moulin Rouge - Moulin Rouge: Love in Red. >Underworld - Angels of the Night. >Sunshine - Sunshine: Solar Alert. >How to Lose Friends and Alienate People - A Crazy Guy In Love. >Funny People - What Are You Laughing At? >Knocked-Up - Slightly Pregnant. >Horrible Bosses - I Want To Kill My Boss. >Fargo - Fargo: A Comedy of Errors. >Saw - Deadly Games. >Pretty in Pink - The Girl in Bright Pink >Sixteen Candles - Babes and Studs. >Taxi Driver - Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver.
Ryan Hughes
>Psycho - The Man Who Became His Mother. Are the Portuguese autistic? Why would they do this?
Josiah Gray
>Slightly Pregnant
Mason Turner
Does this make anyone else think foreigners, i.e. non-Americans are dumb? These are like explaining/dumbing down these flicks in their titles, so as not to confuse the savage audience.
Jonathan Taylor
American titles often use colloquialisms that don't translate into other languages.
Plus different countries have different perceptions and conventions.
Jaxon King
Mexico
>Child's Play - Chucky: The Diabolical Doll >Ocean's 11 - The Big Heist >Ocean's 12 - The Bigger Heist >Ocean's 13 - Now They're 13 >Airplane! - ... And Where's the Pilot? >White Chicks - ... And where are the Blondes? >A Haunted House - ... And Where's the Ghost? >Repossessed - ... And Where's the Exorcist? >Star Wars - The War of the Galaxies >Star Trek - Voyage to the Stars >Full Metal Jacket - War Face
Ayden Walker
What about this movie? It goes from originally being Fucking Amal for the Swedish title to Show Me Love internationally.
Of course you couldn't have "Fucking" in the title but still "Amal" refers to the home town that the movie takes place in so couldn't they call it "I Hate Amal" instead.
Although the ending theme song is called Show Me Love so I guess makes sense.
Mason Rodriguez
What about
>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone >Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
I never got why they had to change the name for international
That's legit what a quote said when I googled this
>"Sorceror" sounds exciting, "philosopher" sounds boring, and nobody in America knows what a philosopher is. -Simon Blake, Shrewsbury England
Isaiah Lopez
OP = massive pleb
Lincoln Miller
It was retitled later.
Aiden Perry
More Brazil
>Nightmare on Elm Street - The Nightmare Hour >Fright Night - The Fright Hour >Re-Animator - The Living Dead Hour >Salem's Lot - The Vampire Hour >Silver Bullet - The Werewolf Hour >The Midnight Hour - The Horror Hour >Groundhog Day - Time Spell. >The Deer Hunter - The Sniper. >Million Dollar Baby - Golden Girl. >Midnight Cowboy - Lost in the Night. >A Man For All Seasons - The Man Who Didn't Sell His Soul. >The Breakfeast Club - Club of Five. >West Side Story - Love, Sublime Love. >Pay It Forward - The Chain of Good. >Blindness - Essay About Blindness. >Breakfeast at Tiffany's - Delux Doll. >The Hills Have Eyes (1977) - Gang of Sadists. >The Hills Have Eyes (2007) - Damned Trip. >The Hills Have Eyes 2 - The Return of the Damned. >Funny Games - Gratuitious Violence. >Dead Alive - Animal Hunger. >Hard Candy - BadGirl.com. >The Notebook - Diary of a Passion. >Don't Say a Word - Hostage of the Silence. >The Game - Lives At Stake. >The Descent - The Abyss of Fear. >Prom Night - Death Invities You to Dance. >Valentine - The Day of Terror. >The Unborn - Lost Soul. >Jarhead - Anonymous Soldier. >The Time Traveler's Wife - I'll Love You Forever. >Brothers - Between Brothers. >Silence of the Lambs - The Silence of the Innocent. >Slumdog Millionaire - Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? >The Guardians - Angels of Life: Braver Than the Sea. >Ocean's Eleven - Eleven Men and One Secret >Ocean's Twelve - Twelve Men and Another Secret. >Ocean's Thirteen - Thirteen Men and a New Secret. >Closer - Closer: Too Close
Evan Mitchell
>The Good Son - The Evil Angel. >Home Alone - They Forgot Me. >The Grudge - The Scream. >The Eye - The Eye of Evil. >The Girl Next Door - A Hell of a Neighboor. >Shutter (2004) - Spirits: Death is By Your Side. >Shutter (2008) - Pictures of Beyond. >Mean Creek - Almost a Secret. >Misery - Crazy Obssesion. >Where the Wild Things Are - Where the Monster Live. >Sleepy Hallow - The Headless Horseman. >Deception - The List: Are You Free Tonight? >The Waterboy - The Water King. >A Man Apart - The Avenger. >Bounce - More than Chance. >Mask - Marks of Destiny. >An Officer and a Gentlemen - The Power of Destiny
Easton Davis
Vertigo - A body that falls
Noah Martinez
>Die Hard - Glass Trap >Terminator - Electronic Killer >Dirty Dancing - Spinning Sex Poland here
Matthew Bennett
Romania's got the dumbest translators
>Ironman - The Man of Steel >Man of Steel - Man of Steel (in English): The Hero
Jeremiah Foster
Br
Terminator - The Exterminator From the Future
Christian Evans
Does this mean Philosophy class in American universities is really Sorcery class?
Isaiah Hughes
We germans take the cake - they translated die hard into its literal meaning which is stirb langsam, which, translated back into english means die slowly
Lucas Russell
>ywn have a wife let alone one in danger
Blake Cooper
catchy Aliens - Alien: Decisive Clash also poland
Thomas Diaz
>Toy Story - The Rivals.
Wonder what the sequels were called?
Owen Myers
In french Die Hard is Crystal Trap, weird.
Zachary Jackson
The hangover is Very bad trip, in France. They change the english title with another english title quite often
Kayden Reyes
>he has no shoes! >but this time he has shoes!
kek
Nathaniel Jackson
I remember seeing this when I was younger. I can only remember the ending, how they "come out of the closet" together, sort of.
Noah Green
Got to say that some titles are expressions used here that fit the movie though, but yeah, most are unnecessary
Dylan Rodriguez
>Taxi Driver - Taxi Driver: Taxi Driver. giggled
Brandon Thompson
>... And Where's the Pilot? >... And Where's the Ghost? >... And Where's the Exorcist? >... And where are the Blondes? I fucking hate Mexico sometimes.
Julian Butler
>Ocean's 13 - Now They're 13 kek
in greece dr strangelove was called SOS! pentagon calls moscow
Lucas Gray
>X-Files >The Secret Folders
Colton Perry
Spain is the king of bad translation
>die hard- the crystal jungle >fast and furious- at full gas
Isaiah Ward
"Toy Story 2" and "Toy Story 3".
In English.
Justin Stewart
Perfect.
Jack Johnson
German Pirates of the Caribbean - Curse of the Caribbean Now you see me - The incredibles Begin again - Can a song save your life? Before I go to sleep - I. May. Not. Sleep. Maze Runner - Maze Runner - The chosen ones inside the labyrinth Beyond the reach - Beyond the reach - inside the shooting range (wtf) Me and Earl and the dying girl - Me and earl and the girl Remember - Don't forget to remember
Camden Long
I love Romania
Austin Martinez
How did you called The Increíbles (Pixar)?
Juan Fisher
It's worth noting that here in Australia we got the UK version, not sure about other English-speaking territories outside the US.
Evan Johnson
In my country Die Hard is Hard to Kill
Juan Smith
Argentina
>The Dark Knight - Batman: The Knight of the Night >The Hangover - What Happened Yeserday? >Pulp Fiction - Violent Times >Home Alone - My Poor Little Angel >The Nightmare Before Christmas - Jack's Strange World >Saw - The Fear Game >Star Wars - The Galaxies Wars >Now You See Me - Nothing's What It Looks Like >The Prestige - The Great Trick >Inception - The Origin >Se7en - The Seven Capital Sins >The Silence of the Lambs - The Silence of the Innocents >The Departed - The Infiltrated >Whiplash - Whiplash: Music and Obsession >Inside Out - Intensely
Does anybody know why they do this? Do they think we are retarded?
