Ask a drunk Australian anything

Ask a drunk Australian anything

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Hoe many vb have you downef ausefag

>Hoe many
>downef
>ausefag

wat.

6 in so far

On my phone lol how many vb today ausfag?

Have you ever played knifey-spooney before?

Every day

Ya wanna fucking go ya cunt? Huh?

How fuckin shit was the cricket today ey

Lol, don't watch cricket

I'll spoon you so good, you'll wanna fork me

Have you canadianed your pants today you drunkard

I hate VB, tastes like shit haha

Drinking some "The MacDougall"

Call yourself an Aussie, faggot. Get into the cricket son

Pls explain

Unless its backyard cricket, its boring as fuck.

What's your opinion on Overwatch?

Listen and laugh

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I haven't played it yet :*(

How gay will I be if I fuck a tranny?

are you drunk?

This is the first I've heard of that. As far as I was aware, Canadian's were pretty much the same as us Aussie's

are you german?

are you russian?

Yes

why are we here?

is this real life?

Du hast einen kleinen schwanz

Nyet

Is this an Australian pussy?

Pretty fucking gay

That's more a question for yourself

Unlikely, got it from a "Pics you shouldn't share thread"

Have any Aussie puss pics that you or your friends have taken to share?

Do you shitpost because you want to or because you have to?

Are you a boong lover

If I had access to weed, I would be

Not any worth sharing

A bit from column A
A bit from column B

Fuckin disappointing son.

cricket is the lowest tier sport of all time

Are you shitposting on Sup Forums?

Nah m8

What's a bogan?

Someone who's drunk and shitposts on /b

hahaha Jesus H, Straya...

tinnies or stubbies?

discord.gg/ddDtUSZ

come visit gay general.

is that nathalie??!?

Since your ancestors were criminals, how hard is it for you not to commit crimes

Stubbies till I die

Fuck off faggot

My ancestors are Dutch. So it's pretty easy

Mate, have you seen fucking curling? Cricket is god-tier

Get the fuck out of my country.

how do you make your wizard staff with stubbies

Fucked any roos lately?

Fuck off cunt

Stick my dick through 3 stubbies

Is it true that Australia has a decent amount of germans?

Also what does Alcohol (nothing to fancy e.g. like Sky Vodka, Jack Daniels etc.)?

Is it true that you make a couple of tousand dollars per week?

Kinda playing with the Idea of going to Australia for a Year or if possible forever.

Not many people speak German.

What do you mean "What does Alcohol"?

Average wage is about $800 AUS a week, which compared to the cost of living in AUS, not much.

Minimum wage for an adult is like $25 per hour and an average 40 fulltime week-> 1000 per week -> 50k+ a year before tax. That's minimum wage so lowest tax bracket aswell so like 25% I think. So like 37.5k, that's like borderline poverty here though cause shits expensive.