THREESOME thread. Also bonus for FFM and greentext stories. Anyone who've tried that?

THREESOME thread. Also bonus for FFM and greentext stories. Anyone who've tried that?

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Is it still a threesome if I and some butchy dyke fucked some girl at the same time, but did nothing with each other?

Well yes, is it a way of 3soming in my point of view

>be me
>at the bar with gf
>night is ending get cab
>qt3.14 Escort asks to share cab
>comes with us instead
>gf drunk and totally into it
>has pills
>we all shower toghether
>can't keep hands off eachother
>pills kick in
>longdongsilver.exe
>4 am
>gf collapses
>I'm still fucking them
>switch to anal on the qt 3.14
>plow with the force of 1000 suns
>feel my balls gurgling
>Bout to blast it
>pull out and rip off condom
>blast a gallon all over her back
>tells me she won't even let her bf do that
>sent her home
>gf wakes up a few hours later, wondering what happend at the end
>when I tell her she gets horny about it
>shower and more sex
>8/10 would do it again

But next time I'd like to finish on both sultaneously although I'm sure I got some on her when I nutted

I'll greentext a suprise threesome i had with on of my reg escorts i see. She used the donation i gave her to bring in a friend who also escorts. I had no idea she planned this until i was actually in her condo

>knock on door
>she opens for me big hug and kiss
>happy brithday user
>i have a supprise for you
>she puts a blind fold on me and takes me by the hand into her bedroom
>sits me down in chair, dont peek I dont want you to see until I'm ready
>wait for what feels like an eternity
>finally tild to take off blindfold
>jaw drops at what is before me
>two women i can only describe as perfect one blond other brunette
>both have large natural tits, tick hips and fantastic ass
>both completely naked
>my reg, the blonde, has a glass of cognac on the rocks in her hand
>they both approach me, blonde hands me the glass and tells me to relax
>brunette kisses me then starts to kneel between my legs
>she unbucles my belt and takes off my pants/underwear
>i start sipping the cognac as she begins to suck my cock
>blonde whispers into my ear our soul purpose today is to get you off as many times as we can
>blond smiles and gets on her knees, joins her friend in sucking my cock


Cont

>be me 20 yo in uni
>fucking a redhead hottie, no one knows
>uni group of friends wants to go to concert
>me and fuck buddy stay at a female girl house 2 cities away
>offer to sleep on the couch, got invited in bed by host and fuck buddy
>girl becomes flirty, fuckbuddy is jealous, girl suspects something and try to catch us doing stuff
>girl fail
>"i'm a little horny and drunk, can i watch?"
>fuckit.jpg
>fuck buddy is not really convinced, i start to kiss her neck and collarbones, give her oral while girl watch
>girl finger herself, i undress my fuck buddy, she got a smoking hot body and i encourage girl to touch her
>mfw she does
>mfw fuck buddy moans
>start to bang fuck buddy in missionary, suck her titties, ask girl if she likes what she sees, she's flicking her bean at light speed
>pull girl in for a kiss, finger her while
>fuck buddy get jealous again, wants to ride me, girl sit on my face.
>come really hard inside fuck buddy
>sleep
>fuck girl in the morning while fuck buddy showers

>they both suck my cock with amazing care
>seemlessly switching between licking my balls and shaft and swirling their toungs around the head of my cock
>this goes on for some time as i finish my first glass
>i am getting very close to cumming and ask them to stop
>i want to titty fuck them, both smile
>they get up off their knees, blond goes to night stand and gets a bottle of strawberry flavoures lube
>brunette gets bottle of cognac and pours me another glass
>blonde gets behind brunette and proceeds to lube up her tits
>watch as brunettes tits get messaged and the look on her face as it happens reveals that she is really enjoying it
>i am diamonds at this point pre cum flowing
>brunette knees again between my legs with blonde still behind her, hands on both tits
>blonde wraps brunettes tits around my cock and bounces them up and down
>feeling is indescribeable
>finally becomes too much i tell them i am about to cum
>both beg me, please user give it to us
>blow a massive load between brunettes tits, some hits her chin but most on brunettes tits
>havent blown a load in the proceeding week leading up to this, mind thoroughly blown

Cont

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That also happened to me. Lesbian had crush on girl who had crush on me. threesome ensued.

>be me
>use BOTH hands to fap
>feels good

Bump

technically isn't that two twosomes going on at the same time?

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Anyone else jerk off with their non dominant hand? It just dawned on me that when I first started spanking it I would jerk off with my right mostly. Then in the mid nineties when porn for me was on a PC I started using my left hand exclusively (so I had my right free for mouse).

Wow

>both get up and leave bedroom, hear giggling and laughter
>the both come back into room with a few towls and their own glasses of cognac
>we chat for a bit as i recharge for whats to come
>we down a few glasses and im starting to get buzzed
>we start at it again
>they start making out, passionately jamming their toungs down eachothers throats
>blonde, the more dominate of the two, pushes brunette onto her back on the bed
>blonde stratles brunettes face and gets her pussy eaten out
>brunette has her legs spread facing me pussy looks so inviting
>get up from chair and kneel down to begin eating out brunettes pussy
>this goes on for what seems like an eternity before positions get switched
>blonde lays on her back, head where brunettes pussy used to be
>brunette gets into doggy style position over blonde
>blonde looks up at me and says, time for the main course user i know how you love to fuck and she is ok with it
>blonde was refering to the fact that for the past 18 months we had not used condoms while fucking
>i love watching my come drip from her freshly fucked pussy
>blonde encourages me to slide my cock inside of brunette
>brunette warns me before i do, go slow i am really tight
>my god was she ever, needed some lube to assist in the process
>i slowly sank my cock deeper and deeper into her hot, tight, velvetty smooth pussy till my balls hit her
>i nearly came during the process
>i regain my composure and start fucking her with long, slow and deliberate strokes
>blonde eorks her tounge over brunettes clit and my balls as this happens
>i start to pick up the pace and soon i am slamming my cock deep inside her fast and hard
>brunette is loving it moaning like a wildcat in heat
>soon i start to get this feeling in my balls, that tells me a massive erruption of cum is iminent
>i warn brunette of this but blonde answers eagerly fill her up


Last cont

Thailand, best time I ever had.

>InB4 Lady boys, no they are not.

I've had at least 4 or so pportunities for very sexy threesomes worth their greentexts.
But I'm a pussy I guess. Half and half 2 guys 1 girl, and 2 girls and me.

my ex was a bisexual emotionally unstable chick. she used to have female friends waiting occasionally when i got home from work
we would fuck some of them together.
mfw one time i found out after the fact that her friend was 15

does a FFFM count?

Same

>with this encouragement i fill brunettes pussy
>as i slowly pull out brunette exclaims omg that was a huge load user
>after i have pulled all the way out blonde eagery begins to luck my cum out if brunettes pussy until she has cleaned it out completely
>we drink some more as i recharge again
>the three of us fuck in similar fasion for another two hours
>i came at least four times but i lost track in a haze of drunkeness and sex
>when our time came to and end the three of us showered together
>blondes condo has a large walk in shower that easily fit the three of us
>i had the pleasure of lathering up both these minxes with soap and washing them down
>when we got out of the shower brunette got dressed quickly, just threw a dress on and stuffed her bra and thong into her purse
>she gave me a long and passionate kiss and wished me a happy birthday again
>it was coming up on midnight, i was reaching for my cloths when blonde, still naked, grabbed my hand
>i am not done with you yet user
>she pulls me back into bed, toungs down each others throats as we hit the mattress
>we fuck once more, but i have a hard time cumming
>the previous 3.5 hours were quite taxing but i manage to fill blonde with one last load for the night
>as we lay in eachothers arms i pass out
>blonde woke me up in the morning
>we had breakfast in her kitchen after i got dressed
>i gave her a big hug and kiss and thanked her profusely for the best birthday gift i had ever been given

please see

Hot af even though it's probably fake

I would have filmed it and time stamped their tits but i was a little preoccupied :p

yeah, no

>at gf's aunt's inn
>gf is 16, i'm 17
>about 8 at night smoking weed in our room
>we don't care. aunt is in her 70's and doesn't know weed from weeds
>knock on door
>two girls in next room smelled the weed
>they have two bottles of wine, share the weed? share the wine
>one girl in 16, other 18
>start smoking and drinking
>start making out with gf
>girls start making out together
>my gf blows me, each girl starts making out with me
>everyone changes positions. at some point in time I go down on all of them
>end up fucking each through the night. 18-yo and my girlfriend twice
>wake up in morning with all 4 of us in the same bed
>cock and head sore in morning

only time I've ever had sex with more than one person ever.

I took this girl I've been fucking in her bedroom at her party. Didn't realize her friend was sleeping in the bed. We started fucking and the she saw her "sleeping". She asked her if she was awake and she said "maybeeeee". She laughed and asked if she wanted to join and she said fuck yea! So they took turns riding my cock while the other one licked my balls. Also the the friend... I bit her tit so hard she had a huge scab. Ps. This girl is the girl I was fucking first.

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What a life. G'donya m8.

raped a pregnant bitch once. does that count ?

Here's my real story, nothing too exciting.

>Me (22) and gf (19) live three hours away from hometown for school
>Her best friend (also 19) came to visit us for a few days and stay in our apartment
>They have experimented before and I was hoping it would happen again so I volunteered to sleep on the floor so they could have the bed
>Cuck I know
>I pretend to be asleep
>They start rubbing against each other and panting
>I stand up and in the most awkward way I say
>"So do I get to join?"
>They laugh because I'm awkward as fuck
>They literally talk about it, nothing like I imagined it would go lol
>Finally they said yes
>All start making out and touching
>I stand next to bed doing my girl while she goes down on her best friend
>Basically this until we all cum

>The next day we all went to the Stag Shop (sex shop here in Ontario)
>Gf and her best friend buy a couple cheap toys and I bought a sexy card game thing
>Spent almost all that evening fooling around with each other
>Gf had whipped cream licked off her tits and pussy by her friend
>Tied them both to bed posts one at a time and used their new toys on them
>At one point they went into the bedroom without me
>Cucked again

That was it. The next day I drove the best friend back to our hometown and we swore never to tell her boyfriend. She ended up telling him herself.

100percent fake as fuck. still hot tho, thanks user

>Sultaneously

Whats a matter user? Cant belive that i would get a brithday present like that from an escort i have been seeing for over 4 years?

It's not gay if the fetus is a female or if the sperm doesn't touch the amniotic sac.

I appreciate your sense of humor

I should be fine then

Thank you, kind Sir

This is the best friend.

that I do belief.
what I dont belief is that you have an escort, or could afford one.
also your story sounds to much like a 17-year-old porn fanatasy.
but it was nice, I am not criticising, calm your tits

What happened when he found out?

Well admitedly something like that is was a fantast of mine for many years. However i have really good job that pays well, which gives me plenty of disposable income

>be me
>at house party with a few friends and gf
>2 guys 2 girls (Me, gf, Brad and Kelly)
>all get into bed still talking shit and being drunk
>Gf and Kelly start heavy making out and laughing
>Brad and I are just enjoying show
>Brad leaves
>Kelly opens her shirt so gf and I can suck on her tits
>her nipples are soft at this point but becoming rock hard
>switch to gfs tits
>switching between making out with each girl
>everyones pants come off
>gf and Kelly making out while Kelly jerks me and I finger her
>gf starts sucking my cock while I make out with Kelly
>Start fucking gf, sucking Kellys tits and fingering her
>Blow all over gfs chest (a lot more cum than usual)
>clean up and leave

Things got a bit uncomfortable between us and we became distant with Kelly. I feel like it was something that could've broken our relationship apart. (I've only every been with gf and no one else) Months have passed and we are on talking terms with Kelly again but nowhere near as close as before.

Even though it wasn't technically a threesome it was still fantastic for me. If you're in a relationship and are thinking about a threesome just don't. It's not worth losing someone you really care about just to have one night with someone else.

Had many threesomes, usually MMF. Last one was two days ago. A guy hired me and another escort to watch us fuck. He gets off on the voyeur thing. He would occasionally join in by sucking my cock so counts as threesome. I also escort with my wife as well as solo so many MMF with her

>be me 17
>girl 16 I've been trying to hook up with for a while is talking to me one night
>says her friend also 16 is staying the night with her and that she has a crush on this girl
>instantly diamonds
>tell her she should go for it and send me pictures
>she laughs and say no that the other girl would never go for it
>tell her I can get my hands on a bottle of tequila and be at her place in about ten minutes
>she agrees, says it'll be a social lubricator
>get to her place, they're both sitting on the front lawn
>take out bottle of tequila and we start drinking and talking
>before long bottle is nearly empty, I've drunken most of it, girls are still pretty trashed from the little bit they had
>they start getting giggly, hugging each other and touching each other
>eventually they start kissing and full on groping
>alpha up and tell them not to leave me out
>start making out with both of them
>start taking body shots off them
>take last shot, hike up my friends skirt and go down on her
>eventually roll over and pull her on top of me
> we start ducking, hard
> second girl comes in, sits on my face and they start making out
>after a while first girl gets tired, I'm still going strong
>make really big instance that I have to give some attention to the second girl
>fuck her for about thirty minutes
>accidently" slip out and then into her ass
>fucking like there's no tomorrow
>her ass hole is almost torn asunder
>eventually they start bitching about the cold and we go inside
>still haven't cum
>kind of force myself onto first girl while she's semi passed out
>second girl comes over and starts making out with me while fondling my balls
>telling me she wants me to come in first girl
>so fucking sexy I finally bust
>all pass out in heap
And that was the night I lost my virginity. The next day they sobered up and remembered I was a beta and kind of politely kicked me out. My entire sex life since than has been a pretty big let down. Very vanilla.

> Pic related.
>Ex gf on left, her older cousin on right.
> Basically got her cousin catch us on the sofa.
> She've heard many stories about my well endowed package from my gf, so she asked for a quick look.
> My gf laughed and agreed, so I quickly pulled it out and went in front of her cousin with my full erection.
> She smiled and said she shouldn't be there any longer and thing were getting awkward, but I grabbed her hand and put it on my dick. Then called my gf to join.

Ended up cumming on my ex mouth while her cousin was stroking my cock. Then she leaved and I finished with my girl orally. Next day she was so natural, pretending nothing happened. First time I talk about this with someone else ,excluding my best friend.

Good question. He got pissed, not just at her but at me and my gf too, which I understand. But turns out she had done this before to him with my gf and others so he was used to being cucked and forgiving her for it. Eventually they broke up but I think it was for other shit.

How did your ex feel about it? Did she sleep with your cum on her face or wipe it off?

pretty hot. nice man

she used to swallow... no need to wipe she was clean.
Yet I can perfectly remember her cousin's cold hand on me, jerked off thinking of fucking her so many times... wondering if I've had a chance in the past to get her.

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this is nice