Alright, it's time to play the Election Game!
> I'll name a state
> Reply with your candidates name to roll
> Dubs or 0 wins that state
> First to 270 electoral college votes wins!
No write ins. You can vote for:
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Bernie Sanders
Gary Johnson
Jill Stein
The first state is Indiana.
Senator Sanders has won Indiana!
Next up is KENTUCKY
JEB! Won Kentucky!
Next is: Georgia.
Sanders has won Georgia! He now has 27 electoral college votes, to Jeb's 8.
Next state: Ohio!
Winrar. Jeb! Now has 26 Electoral votes.
Next state is Florida!
Fucking trips. Fuck off, Satan
Sanders 420 smoke weed erryday
I feel like we're in a waaay better alternate reality here.
Rolling for the bern
Bernie just won in Florida! He now has 56 votes. Next up is New Hampshire.
Wait is this for Florida? Ralph Nader.
The guy whos gonna build a wall
That moderate social democrat you call communist again...
Trump pulls out a win in New Hampshire! He now has 4 votes, Bernie has 56, and Jeb! has 26. Next state is Vermont.
Vermonts got to be bernie
You only vote non-trump if you're a cuck
Bernie wins in his home state of Vermont, with 59 votes total . Next is Virginia.
Trump won Georgia you fag.
>rules say dubs.
>first reply for Georgia is dubs for Trump.
Also rolling for trump for current state.
Lets fill it with Sadness! Bernie!
Bern if even dubs, jeb if odd dubs, jill if 0
Fug. You're right. The recount has determined Trump won Georgia. Will fix that next update.
Daddy Trump grabs Virginia by the pussy.
Transgendered sissy boy Bailey jay
Bernie wants da Virginia!