You're a porn director and you meet these ladies on the beach. They say they need money and are willing to do anything...

You're a porn director and you meet these ladies on the beach. They say they need money and are willing to do anything. What kind of porn scene do you film?

Lesbian analingus

Have them stuff as much sand as possible into their asses. Then forget to pay them.

Snuff

Depends what my budget is

Niggerfucked in the ass

Why does b always find a way to involve nigger dicks?

Because it's full of literal faggits

Two Mouth My Dick

I'd probably just get them to urinate on my sister while I beat off

I like this one

Bring out a mastiff and tell them he needs a bitch to breed.

It's spelled faggots, you fagit

I would make this thread a few more times a day with different girls so people think I'm cool.
But in reality some sort of incest shit.

No it's spelled COCKSUCKERS

Seconded. Love that stuff.

Scat...

These are the worst hypotheticals. Why not avoid the bombastic and unreal and instead focus on improving the reality of your situation by starting at the most mundane: "Would you say hello to them or keep walking with your head down."

Prolapse, anal creampie!!!!

you must lead a boring life

Kek

Where's the option to spill my spaghetti?