Random person texted me. Dubs decides

Random person texted me. Dubs decides.

Dunno lol, im a bit busy. Convince me? ;)

reroll because why not

3rd and last try.

No I'm headin to lemonparty.org instead

Hey, wanna fuck?

Totally let's go - show me what you're wearing first though because I don't wanna end up matching lol

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

can I have that last picture you send from when you were buying bras? I was gonna buy it

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

winrar

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have u ever tasted sand?

WINRAR
WINRAR

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Congatulations on your quads!

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This, start texting.

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Lol. Sooooo... want me to send you a sexy pic of me?


If he says yes send him a pic of your ass

Rolllllll

Come on this one

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yeeee

Hey... I know this is weird and wrong but can I see a pic of your dick? I have had strong feelings for you that I can't hold back any longer. Would you be interested in trying sex? It would have to be safe so I don't get preggo tho..

Do you ever think about Harambe?
I him so much!

>I him so much!
Who let the tards out of their stable again?

dam son, nice quad you got right there

OP is a fag

Tempt me with your cock!

yeah i will be there if you send a dickpick (no, i am not joking ;)

reroll

rererollerinooo

pls give me dubs great chan

Benis

last try

How about cheese pizza?

Dis

meh idk, just found out I am pregnant tho :/ with a black man

Rollerino Neegerino

rollerino

reroll?

this

roll for this

come ooooon! i dont got all day and tired of solving captchas, its like autism center all over again. Rerollerinooo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Can't wait to suck that dick again

Oh shit,wrong person!

reroll

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check em

the jews did this

winrar

Winrar

Do you agree with me that Hitler did nothing wrong? I was watching a documentary the other day and was thinking about that.

Has any really been so far even as decided to go do use want to do look more like?

what a wasted winrar

there we go