Tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

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one time i was reading a story on literotica and then when i went to take a shower i left the story up... when i came back from the shower my mom was cleaning up my room but she didnt say anything

I wish my mom had molested me :(

kek

Has anyone here been molested by their mom or female relatives? If so please share story.

I've never been caught by a family member because I'm not retarded.

>tfw to intelligent too be caught masturbating

I was like 12, standing in the bathroom, resting my balls on the sink, rubbing my cock with lotion.

Still thinking I am her innocent little baby she just opens the door and walks in. As she spots me there naked, I unload the white glory all over the sink, all the while she staring at my load, my cock and me.

Then she turns around and leaves. Afterwards I told her I was only cleaning my cock.

i love you and want you to have a happy and wholesome life

Same here and checked

Am not amoosed
Get better at storytelling

Am amoosed

yup. us sneaky asians have to stick together
Check'd

what kind of fucking retard faps in the bathroom and doesn't lock the door?

>just having unobtrusive parents that didn;t let you know
kek

a 12 year old retard?

are you stupid and unable to read?

even at the age of 12 I knew how to lock the fucking bathroom door, I guess it took you longer to master that task

>fell of my bike, busted my balls
>went in the house hopping and crying
>mom said she need to check them
>go into bathroom, pants pulled down
>mom starts massaging balls
>face right at my dick
>getting a rock on
>she sez they look fine and gives my dick a squeeze

never talk about it again

This is what I like to hear

I bet she fantasized about your baby dick inside her

not relatives, no

she used to walk around naked and take a bath with the door open

we was an old hippy

Prob got pretty close to sucking you off

>"to intelligent too get caught"
>"to"
>"too"
>"intelligent"

I bet moar happened... Tell

I was thinking of "accidentally" letting my sister catch me beating my dick like it owes me money

Not mom, but was wanking when some workdude was working in our house and I didn't hear him going up the stairs. Saw him in my right eye.

Don't know if he noticed.

It was the worst day of my life.

>be 19
>mom is 37 and HOT
>she comes to my room one night
>user,your dad is sleeping,he doesn't want to play with me and i'm bored
>confused af
>take clothes off sit on chair
>mom comes back with monopoly
>she sees me
>i see her
>silence
>she leaves
>hear her laughing before closing the door
>next day at breakfast dad asks me:
>You tried to fuck your mother?
>they start laughing
>get up and leave

Not really.

Did fuck my aunt once though.

>be 16
>went to arizona for family reunion
>never met most of them before
>mom and grandparents went out to shop
>hop in shower at grandmas house
>aunt mid 20s comes in bathroom
>asks if she can share the shower
>s..sure
>she gets in and washes, presses her butt against me
>not a virgin so go for it
>slap slappin that ass, water going everywhere
> we had to go to dinner and act normal
>she blew me the next day in the backyard

she moved to europe years ago

Hello, anãozinho :3

how original

Fantasized about my aunt. Never got the chance to try

take a break dude

>jacking off to a bunch of porn vids, gay and straight plastered on my screens
>vibrator in ass, naked in the summer, only a bathrobe on me
>headphones on, locked door as usual
>hear parents knock on door, as usual I don't reply hoping they fuck off
>hear knocking a few more times, continue lightly and silently
>hear dad try and open door, its locked though
>hear him force it again
>...
>it fucking gives and he opens in, mom on his heels
>rip headphones off, try to hit that bottom right corner to hide shit but fail, stand up, left hand holding turned off 8" vibrator in my ass, right hand tries to cover myself with the bathrobe
>basically just start yelling at them to get the fuck out while physically pushing them out of the door
>slam door on them close it and keep yelling in tears
>almost break key into lock why the fuck did it open
>get even higher and have a shitty finish to calm down

THAT is not made up. Believe you every word. No one would think of making this up. Funny in a way, cool story :-)

kinda related, I saw my sister pee her jeans once

God, that looks like Hillary. That's like my worst nightmare...

was she hot? pics?

She died before the easy photo era.

Sorry.

She had me young and was decent I guess, never thought she was hot or anything. Small tits and fat ass.

>be me
>be around 14-15 yo
>decide be man try to earn yo money
>causehookersaintfree.jpg
>find job at local market
>boss retard sado motherfucker
>works me like dog
>literally feel like snowflake jew in nazi camp
>work is done
>wtf im horny af
>go home take shower and bed time
>try to beat my meat
>wtf cant even get hard
>while trying to fap got sleepy
>literally fall in sleep while holing my cock
>morning mother came to wake me up
>wtf she saw me like that
>user-kun wtf are you doing
>you are going to be late get up to work
>wtf
>kaa-san wtf.

I would like to know more about this

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bump for cringeworthy embarrassment stories

> be me
> fapping to gay porn
> mom walks in
> closes porn quickly
> mom tells me to go to bed
> wake up next day
> no word spoken about what she saw
> 15 years later, she sat pokerfaced throughout my entire (straight) wedding

So?
Clearly you are not gay, just stupid.

Seriously that's great

I am. I have had plenty of side-dudes since I've been married

Why did you get married then?
Again, you are more stupid than gay.

Go easy on him, he's got the lysdexia.

im pretty aware that they know i masturbate but they've never seen me do it, im just too loud at it

Edgy.

Moved when I was 15 and other than the front and back doors that house had no locks on doors. We bought it from a woman who lived alone and had arthritis. She hated grabbing door knobs that were locked so she had them all replaced.

Needless to say it took about a week before we bought new locks for bedrooms and bathroom.s

>tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

19, going to school and working fucked up part-time hours. Sometimes by "bedtime" was 3pm. Had just started fapping when mom knocked on the door and asked if I could help her put some fix something. I said, "Ok" meaning I'd get up, get dressed and help. She thought I mean, "Ok, come in."

Flopped over, covered up and scrambled to shut off the TV but she saw what I was doing and what was on the TV.

Shut the door and a few minutes later I went out there, fixed it, went back to bed and never spoke of it.

What did they want?

>be 12
>have subscription to wrestling magazine
>each magazine has a hot female wrestler centerfold
>would literally bust multiple nuts on each centerfold
>come home from school one day
>remember my mom was planning a garage sale that day
>see my sister and her boyfriend sitting in living room as I pass
>I say hi and they don't look at me or respond
>I see is my magazines from the closet sitting on the dinner table
>immediate cold sweat
>my mom is in the kitchen and she won't look at me or say anything to me
>panic intensifies
>I know everyone saw
>grab my magazines off table and say well I'm going to do homework bye
>never felt more embarrassed in my life

Nothing important, sadly enough.
Basically just a "what are you doing"
Now they know

> Stayed with my aunt when I was 12 she told me to have a bath after playing football
> I told her that my mother always helped me because I hated water and I would always try to avoid baths which was true
> she came in when I was in the bath and started washing my back, I stood up and turned around with a raging boner
> she looked at it and started to wash my leg and then got all flustered and left saying I think you are big enough to wash yourself now.

what the fuck Sup Forums

Just related not really caught.

>Sup Forums me
>invited this tinder bitch home
>fuck her and leave the house together, she went home, i went to the gym.
>literally 50 meters away from home (2 hours later) it hits me.
>I left the condon in the middle of the room
>ohshit.jpg
>walk in, mom was back home, avoiding eye contact

She knew I had quite an active sex life but seeing your baby's used condom on the floor sure was a low blow.

Oh well, now I'm in a different country thirsty as fuck. At least I got to fuck a lot back home.

How the fuck is that edgy? Is it that hard to find a room in your house that locks? Or do it when nobody is home? Can you not hear foot steps?

>tfw never got molested by a female pedophile

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No reading comprehension, eh? House had no locks on internal doors.

When I was 14, my mom walked in on me just as I was starting to cum. I know she definitely saw me shoot on my chest before I tried to cover my dick with my hands while still ejaculating. I basically came all over my arms while she just stood there watching like a fucking deer in headlights.

wouldn't pass building regs, internal doors are required for fire and smoke safety

Oh, so you know which city and state I lived in?

my house has no internal doors but it was made in the 1800s

And I said NO LOCKS on internal doors.

10/10 hilarious

This is the proof that a story can be short AND effective at the same time, good job user.

What kind of fucked up parent would fucking break down the door. Nobody should be that naive

My girl cousin would come into my room in the morning and play with my dick thinking I was still sleeping

didn't realize you lived somewhere where smoke and fire doesn't pass between empty spaces

From a shit poor family, lived in a tiny house with two bedrooms. From the age of three til I turned 18 and moved out I shared a bedroom with my sister. It was fucking awful, forever catching and getting caught naked, semi-naked, no fucking privacy

but I can look back happily and fap to some of the more embarrassing times now

Still no reading comprehension, eh? I said NO LOCKS on internal doors, moron.

>be me when 16
>fapping to normal shit, idk hentai or something
>see a deepthroat image
>[bonering intensifies]
>find hardcore deepthroat punish vid
>jackin hard
>mom opens door
>gottagofast.jpg
>stand up
>180
>fall onto phone as i cum
>phone and cum underneath me
>mom starts talking to me about stuff
>tells me to stop being lazy and get up
>face is in pillow, mumble about not being depressed
>mom is mad
>ohshithopeshedontgrabme.png
>mom leaves mad
>she never found out

once i was checking my balls for lumps and my mum gives me this disappointed look like i was jerking off. then we got off the bus and went home

did u bang

no

but I could invent some kind of implausible story for you if that helps

yes please

>too intelligent for s fur so here

>be me 13 or 14
>be horny af 24/7
>fap constantly
>too stupid to use kleenex to jizz in, just ejaculated onto the duvet
>eventually turns into a solidified slick of teenage seminal fluid
>fast forward
>come home from school
>mom has changed the sheets
>box of kleenex next to the bed
>never spoke about it but I burned with shame until I got over it and started using kleenex to jizz in like any normal human male would

Locks or no locks just being aware of where people are in your house should be enough to not get caught. Listen for floor boards to creek or other doors to open and close or foot steps. It's not terribly difficult

You're retarded. He just said something about reading comprehension and then your dumb ass says some stupid shit like that.

ok then

youtube.com/watch?v=I19lVVK44GA

Nice hot my fav part was when ur sis came in and had buppies

A few years ago this used to be my wallpaper for quite some time. My mom didn't seem to care.

she probably used to jill off to it, fantasizing that was her and you were dominating her with your 12yo maggot penis

I was cought by my dad rubing on my pussy. The next day when I got home from school there was a vibrater on my bed with a note that said if I need help using it that I can ask him.

yeah... you might have seen too much hentai

this isn't even vaguely convincing lying

Er...

How did that make you feel?

yeah, the youtube video about the guy in the shower is more believable

Back in '99 when we were 15. My Friend stole his Mom's Credit Card and signed up for a dozen or so Porn Sites. The bill came back and totaled around $300.

>fapping in bed
>sheets covering my legs
>mom walks in
>cover up dick
>walks out closes door
>never brought it up
>moved on with life

seriously what is there to tell? you faggots and your mom fetishes

Not the guy you're replying to, but are you aware that I do whatever the fuck I want to my home, without permission?

she fantasizes about ur dick user

same. kek at these scrubs. who leaves the door open?

Weird but he was trying to be a good dad sens me mom left us

she probably fucking does, my shit is 8 inche, I'm bigger than my dad

Sure.

>I'm bigger than my dad

Lovely, user. What a wonderful relationship you have with your dad. I bet he loves when you humiliate his little clitty while you're 8 inches deep inside him.